Is the Party Over?

7/25/2009, 1:08 pm

Comrades, I know many of you have been plotting wondered where the Marshal has been of late. I can assure you that I have a good excuse, and as soon as I can think of what it was er...your security clearance is high enough, I will tell you.

The last I can relate right now is that I was attending the wonderful post Show Trial Barbecue and Dance at Commissar Theocrtius's Ranchero Del Norte. Next thing you know, I am back at headquarters with a headache you wouldn't believe, a leather satchel filled with Hummels and assorted baubles, a flash drive filled with assorted documents, passwords, and pictures too graphic to be described in mixed company, and a lot of questions. Apparently, I won First Prize for Best Costume.

I must admit, this costume does bring out my better features. Yet I have noticed an unusual ease to be offended by shop clerks not recognizing me as a Kennedy, and for some reason, I dreamed I had passed out in the Mao Tse Tung mausoleum which upset billions of my progressive comrades. Ah, but let them eat rice cakes as I say.

In conclusion Comrades, the Marshal is back!

7/25/2009, 1:15 pm

You were gone?

7/25/2009, 1:21 pm

Who was gone?

7/25/2009, 1:50 pm

Last I heard, this Marshal Pupovich had defected and went to help Bu$hitler write his memoirs.

7/25/2009, 2:37 pm

Ivan Betinov wrote:You were gone?

No! I was not gone! As usual, I was busy defending the Party in ways that are best left unsaid! But I will admit my costume has proven to be quite, shall we say, profitable? For the Children™ that is, always For the Children™.

Oh Comrade Brain in a Jar, please disregard those rumors about my having had designs on you as a source for my brain salad.

7/25/2009, 2:39 pm

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Who was gone?

I know you were too busy to have noticed Commissarka. Please carry on doing that which you do oh so well.

7/25/2009, 2:41 pm

Komrade Zarkof wrote:Last I heard, this Marshal Pupovich had defected and went to help Bu$hitler write his memoirs.

One does not defect to find the Bushitler. He is being kept in a super secure camp so he can be brought forth to blame for any misteps by the Obama.

7/25/2009, 3:43 pm

He is being kept in a super secure camp so he can be brought forth to blame for any misteps by the Obama.

Indeed, Marshal. The BushHitler still serves the needs of the Party. In response to his Obamaness's flagging poll numbers and lack of progress in instituting the Castro Option Health Plan, the New York Times trotted out the following story:

Report: Bush mulled sending troops into Buffalo

From Associated Press
July 25, 2009 1:35 AM EDT

WASHINGTON - The Bush administration in 2002 considered sending U.S. troops into a Buffalo, N.Y., suburb to arrest a group of terror suspects in what would have been a nearly unprecedented use of military power, The New York Times reported.

Vice President Dick Cheney and several other Bush advisers at the time strongly urged that the military be used to apprehend men who were suspected of plotting with al Qaida, who later became known as the Lackawanna Six, the Times reported on its Web site Friday night. It cited former administration officials who spoke on condition of anonymity.

The proposal advanced to at least one-high level administration meeting, before President George W. Bush decided against it.

Dispatching troops into the streets is virtually unheard of. The Constitution and various laws restrict the military from being used to conduct domestic raids and seize property.

According to the Times, Cheney and other Bush aides said an Oct. 23, 2001, Justice Department memo gave broad presidential authority that allowed Bush to use the domestic use of the military against al-Qaida if it was justified on the grounds of national security, rather than law enforcement.

Among those arguing for the military use besides Cheney were his legal adviser David S. Addington and some senior Defense Department officials, the Times reported.

Opposing the idea were Condoleezza Rice, then the national security adviser; John B. Bellinger III, the top lawyer at the National Security Council; FBI Director Robert S. Mueller III; and Michael Chertoff, then the head of the Justice Department's criminal division.

Bush ultimately nixed the proposal and ordered the FBI to make the arrests in Lackawanna. The men were subsequently arrested and pleaded guilty to terrorism-related charges.

Scott L. Silliman, a Duke University law professor specializing in national security law, told the Times that a U.S. president had not deployed the active-duty military on domestic soil in a law enforcement capacity, without specific statutory authority, since the Civil War.

See? SEE!? Bush is evil! EEEE-VIL! Pay no attention to the attempts to pass Cap and Trade! Disregard negative views of ObamaCare! Bush is EEEEEEEEEE-VIIIIIIIIIILLLL! I mean, sure, he was considering the use of troops against a paramilitary group of foreign nationals operating on American soil, and he didn't actually do it, and he never even came close to violating the Constitution, but he was in the same room (maybe) with people who DID consider it! WHO THE PRESIDENT ASSOCIATES WITH IS A MATTER OF NATIONAL IMPORTANCE!

I thought it particularly clever of the reporter to spin the story in such a way as to implicate BushHitler without actually saying he even liked the idea, much less seriously entertained it. Notice the Headline: "BUSH mulled sending troops to Buffalo" even though the first two paragraphs make it clear the arch criminal didn't originate the idea or ask for options of the sort. He then CLEVERLY buries the fact that BushHitler rejected the idea immediately in the third paragraph, "below the fold" in newspaper terms. Then he caps the whole thing off with a useful fool's pious* statement concerining the rarity of deploying the military, obviously an indictment of bloodthirsty Rethug tendencies.

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*Pious, but wrong. U.S. troops (not National Guard, but regulars) were deployed two or three times to put down strikers around the turn of the 20th century. It was Federal, not Guard, troops enforcing the law at Little Rock in the form of the 101st Airborne Division, and it was U.S. Army troops who restored order at Ole Miss in 1962. Sillyman doesn't know his history.

7/25/2009, 9:06 pm

Oh hey, who let the dog in?

7/25/2009, 10:57 pm

Comrade Brain in the Jar, you are right on as usual. I knew there were times that the military had been used domestically before, and I seemed to recall it was automobile strikes. But I forgot about their use in the Civil Rights case. I wonder though whether we should refer to Bush as Bushitler. Sure, Hitler went off the collective alright, but fascism and socialism are kissing cousins, and in fact, Obama is closer to fascism than socialism. But the point remains. We will keep Bush to trot out as needed.

Argh! I nearly forgot I was so shocked! Just today I was watching a program on the History Channel where the program suggested the following! The show implied that perhaps our Russian or Chinese comrades had actually caused Hurricane Katrina to hit the New Orleans collective using weather control techniques! The tracking of Katrina supposedly was unlike most any other hurricane. They then went on to suggest that the following year, in contradiction to the wise warnings from Comrade Gore that we would experience a record number of major storms, not a single major hurricane hit the continental US, and they claimed that perhaps it was due to our own scientists setting up a high pressure area that caused several hurricanes to bounce off harmlessly up the Atlantic! I was outraged! It was all I could do to not throw my beet vodka through the tv screen! These bastards had it completely backward! Bush was the only one who could gain by attacking the New Orleans collective, and if any one prevented further attacks, it was due to our socialist friends!

7/25/2009, 11:06 pm

Pupovich, from our "You Can't Make Up This Stuff" file, for your information, amusement, and outrage:

http://truthfirstnow.blogspot.com/2006/ ... trina.html

7/26/2009, 12:10 am

Hahahaha! That site is almost as good as The Cube! Oh wait, their serious? Hahahahahahaha! That site is funnier than The Cube!

Ummm... we need more re-education professors to talk to the proles, our polling strategies are not working. This looks like the tests I took in re-education camp:

7/26/2009, 12:32 am

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Pupovich, from our "You Can't Make Up This Stuff" file, for your information, amusement, and outrage:

http://truthfirstnow.blogspot.com/2006/ ... trina.html

Thanks so much Commissarka for this important and valuable source!

My response to her was this: As someone who actually was there for Katrina and Rita, not to mentionevery other hurricane that hit Louisiana the past 53 years I have beenalive, you must surely know that you are an idiot? Seriously, get yourhead out of the Kool Aid.

7/26/2009, 12:47 am

I am so glad to find Pinkie's site. It make so much sense to me. I showed it to Bruno and he sucked the drool off his chin and said, "Theocritus, that just makes so much sense."

Surely that has to be a satire site. We couldn't do that in a million years if we tried. And if we did the graphics would be better. No thanks to me.

7/26/2009, 12:50 am

And Pupovich, I am <i>so</i> glad that you've surfaced again. When may I expect the return of my valuables? I know that you told me a big sob story about aching backs and poor relations and a car that won't start, but that doesn't excuse your extreme progginess in making off with my most cherished possessions.

If you don't return them post haste (ha! That's an old term), I'll send Rosie over with a coupon for a free massage.

7/26/2009, 12:54 am

Pupovich!!! That is not a Party Approved™ response to The Current Truth™, oh I see, you were covertly pretending to be a Rethuglican so that these proles would not suspect your high standing in The Party™, very clever Marshal, very clever...

7/29/2009, 7:44 pm

Ahhh Pupovich, good to see you again. I hope your not angry the Rooster an I Borrowed your ZIL.

Hey the police were arresting you in Atlanta, Red Rooster and I saw no reason why we should also go to jail with you. Besides you seemed to be enjoying yourself....Errr maybe enjoy is not a good word..... you were drooling, and convulsing after 7 hits of the tazer. But hey we had a great time and that's all that mattered, right Rooster?

Oh your car, Well it's a long story, but Ted Kennedy ask if he could borrow it to take a date home, Red Thought it would be a nice gesture. anyway it should be dried out any day now.

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7/29/2009, 9:16 pm

We had a fabulous time, Pupovich, just fabulous!

Once Red Star saw to it that you were being properly taken care of by ~~Acorn thugs~~ Highly Trained Troopers, The Woomba Loomba's all piled into the back seat and we went for a glorious roust about just like 1950's Cruising... er, ok it was really more like The French Connection meets Thelma & Louise, but whose counting.

We even took a little snap shot of the gang on our joy ride just ~~so you could rellish in the envy see what you missed~~ er, to show you...

Do not worry your Zil should be out of the repair and mold and mildew removal shop in just a short 8 months. Red Star and I got you a Peoples Bus Pass™ until then, don't sweat it, it was our pleasure.

7/29/2009, 11:53 pm

Commissar Theocritus wrote:And Pupovich, I am <i>so</i> glad that you've surfaced again. When may I expect the return of my valuables? I know that you told me a big sob story about aching backs and poor relations and a car that won't start, but that doesn't excuse your extreme progginess in making off with my most cherished possessions.

If you don't return them post haste (ha! That's an old term), I'll send Rosie over with a coupon for a free massage.

Commissar, this is not as cut and dry as it may seem. First, I am sure you will be shocked to discover while I was ~~appraising the value of~~ er.... admiring their beauty, that all but one minor knockoff Hummel actually belong to the Chairman. Needless to say, I have ~~put them up for sale on E-Bay~~.... sent one of my minions on a mission to return these to the Chairman, wherever he may be at this time. No need for thanks Comrade, I am sure you meant to return them to him as he must have forgotten them after one of his soiree's with the MTE.

As for the OPM and other baubles I happened upon, well, that is a bit embarrassing. Apparently I passed out while lying in my bed surrounded by this booty, and then I went into a most vivid dream state.... vivid indeed. You know, the sort of dreams where your last waking memory sets the stage for the dream? Well, to put it delicately, I had several apparently intemse erotic dreams, I believe they are called "wet dreams?" Any way, when I awoke, I discovered that the OPM was most soggy and stained, so of course it is ~~stashed in a safe locaton~~ in the process of being cleaned. As for the paintings etc., well. I dare say it is best that their fate be left un-said.

7/30/2009, 12:00 am

Red Star wrote:Ahhh Pupovich, good to see you again. I hope your not angry the Rooster an I Borrowed your ZIL.

Hey the police were arresting you in Atlanta, Red Rooster and I saw no reason why we should also go to jail with you. Besides you seemed to be enjoying yourself....Errr maybe enjoy is not a good word..... you were drooling, and convulsing after 7 hits of the tazer. But hey we had a great time and that's all that mattered, right Rooster?

Oh your car, Well it's a long story, but Ted Kennedy ask if he could borrow it to take a date home, Red Thought it would be a nice gesture. anyway it should be dried out any day now.

I was arrested? Oh, memories are coming back... or at least some disturbing visions.... and for Lenin's sake, stop those voices in my head! I do seem to remember receiving a summons for impersonating a Kennedy cop or something along those lines. Seems the Atlanta cops were pretty damn upset about some one else they had to deal with in the past, and I suppose they thought I was sticking their nose in it or something. It is really sort of hazy still. Perhaps I partied a bit too hearty at Commissar Theocritus' place?

My Zil! My poor prescious Zil!

7/30/2009, 12:05 am

Red Rooster wrote:We had a fabulous time, Pupovich, just fabulous!

Once Red Star saw to it that you were being properly taken care of by ~~Acorn thugs~~ Highly Trained Troopers, The Woomba Loomba's all piled into the back seat and we went for a glorious roust about just like 1950's Cruising... er, ok it was really more like The French Connection meets Thelma & Louise, but whose counting.

We even took a little snap shot of the gang on our joy ride just ~~so you could rellish in the envy see what you missed~~ er, to show you...

Do not worry your Zil should be out of the repair and mold and mildew removal shop in just a short 8 months. Red Star and I got you a Peoples Bus Pass™ until then, don't sweat it, it was our pleasure.

My Zil! My poor prescious Zil!

I will survive Comrades till it is repaired.... and I shall never forget you and Red Star taking care of my Zil while I was sobering up.... no, never forget!

7/31/2009, 1:16 am

Pupovich. I see that you have been having OPMO. Other People's Money Orgasms. Don't let on but this is the driving force behind Nansky and Dingy Harry. Every time the Congress votes to piss away another ten billion dollars, all the Prog in Congress shudder and shake and have to change underwear--unless they're old and seasoned progs like Byrd and Conyers, who are used to walking about in soiled undies.

Some really advanced Progs like Teddy have aides who specialize in changing his Prog Diaper after enough OPMOs.

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