Dear fellow Progressive. I have distressful news. The racist rebels are on the move! They've begun an online march/tax revolt which will come to fruition on April 15. These are teabaggers who hate dear Leader and still purport allegiance to the racist and extremely unfair, unjust Amerikan Constitution.
I have joined this "online march", as a spy, of course, to keep an eye on these subversions for our great and glorious Leader. But, we need more loyalist to the cause to make sure we have the needed scrutiny on these baggers. I beg you to join, report and do your c justice for the collective cause!
*You will find me in the Dallas location, under the name Franziska Pulloskies, watching, listening and taking notes on these radical treasonous baggers!
Your Gulag gal, Fraulein Franziska Dracula Pulloskies
What glorious encouragement you are, dear friend! Here I am, sitting in my
Undercover at the "Showdown In Searchlight" **spit-spit**
This undertaking requires I drape a <gag> Gadsen flag around my shoulders so as not to be noticed (
Oh, sure, it will be
I was just now berating myself for my forebodings and reluctance when I found myself thinking of our loyal, hardworking Komrads:
Ralph "The Rachet" Madcowostov
Four men truly dedicated to the cause. How can I sit back and do nothing when these jingoists are carrying our water for us night after night? It makes me ashamed to think I am reluctant to do my work, compared to those exceptional Komrads. They are the true, personification of Kommunism. If only one day my screed could even sit in the shadow of theirs!
So here is your message for me to find, to lift my spirits and offer morale-boosting words! I WILL go to Searchlight! Onward to the beloved home of our Harriski Reidovich and when no one is looking, I will pay my respects by laying a wreath to the one room shanty cabin where his mother whelped him and his father pulled out his own teeth with pliers.
May every Tax Day Tea Party across this Red Country be in-filtered.
Please disregard the picture of these crazy people. ( I don't know how this keeps happening)