Comrades!

I have news from the People's Democratic Socialist Republic of Kanuckistan: PM Stephen Harper and the counter revolutionary forces under his command are making a power grab for control of the Kanuckistani Parliament. This must be stopped in the name of International Socialism and progressive people's everywhere!

What the hell is going on?

The President of France is a conservative. The PM of Kanuckistan is a conservative.

But in the United Socialist States of AmeriKKKa, a hard left Socialist is "poised" to become the next President.

Someone has turned the world upside down. The Party's™ Central Committee™ must investigate and find out who is behind all of this!


This is what the spawn of Satan looks like. He must be stopped!!!

I wouldn't worry about this Comrade Zampolit. Harper is in fact one of us. He poses as a Thugservative but in his chest cavity a blood-red Socialist heart beats in tune with the Internationale. Comrade Harper has the entire Kanadistani People eating from his hand. He's been so convincing in his role that our useful idiot friends up there hate his guts. Just look at what he has already accomplished! Entire cities in Kanadistan are now so mulitcultural that the oppressive, heterofacist, white middle class dares not go outside their ill-gotten houses lest they be killed, mugged or raped - which is what they deserve. And more is on the way! The Kanadistan Socialist Transport Corps have been activated and are working around the clock turning that boring, caucasoidfacist hell hole into a shining beacon of Multiculuturalism and Progressivism.

But this is not even Comrade Harper's biggest achievement! He has already managed to do what our progressive leaders have only dreamed about He has abolished "free" speech for the middle class. No unapproved websites, no non-newspeek speech or it's off to the Gulag.

So comrades, let's fill our vodka glasses and toss a couple down in celebration of our Progressive friend, Stephen Harper!