How does Karl Rove do it? This is how. First he started an illegal war on Iraq. He uses it to paint the honest hard-working Marxist-Leninists in the Democratic Party as some sort of weasels - and to offer proof that they aren't actually nothing but lying weasels and snakes in the grass Bill Clinton has now been tricked by a Karl Rove inspired conservative "hit job" (Bill Clinton's slang) to reveal:

Chris Wallace Interview with Bill Clinton wrote:When Wallace asked President Clinton what he did during his two terms about Osama bin Laden, Clinton replied, “What did I do? I worked hard to try and kill him. I authorized a finding for the CIA to kill him. We contracted with people to kill him.”

Link to Transcript of Chris Wallace Interview with Bill Clinton

Unfortunately this will put Clinton in a very bad light. Soon, the bewildered working classes might well ask: "if Clinton knows how to put out a contract for the murder of bin Laden who else did he put contracts on?" "What sort of man is Bill Clinton?" "Why does he use slang more fitting of organized crime than of a retired head-of-state?" "Does Chris Wallace look over his shoulder everywhere he goes now?"

Karl Rove has done it again. He's tricked Bill Clinton into making it look like the most moral man in America, Clinton, is some kind of dangerous baffoon. The Party worked so hard to rehabilitate his image too. Hopefully there won't be an investigation into Clinton's claim of using his office to put out "hits" and "contracts" to murder private citizens. Hopefully this will all just blow over. Hopefully no one will notice that contracting for murder, or simply planning and conspiring to commit murder, is as illegal for a sitting president as it is for any other American citizen and when someone puts out a contract for murder, even if the murder doesn't transpire, the perpetrator is jailed in prison for a very long stretch of time. Hopefully no one will realize that Clinton lives his life so far away from common social norms that he lacks even a rudimentary understanding of the concepts "legal" and "illegal" let alone such a simple word as "is." Hopefully no one will notice that Clinton said on tape that he committed those brazenly illegal acts.

Curse you, Karl Rove!

As I walked past my estranged husbands's bedroom late last night in Chappaqua...dick.....(I know,..... my ersatz husband's schedule overlapped with mine ) I heard him mutter and mumble in his sleep "I never had sex with that terrorist, Osama Lewinski.....aaaaahhhh...... Monica Bin-Laden....I tried to kill her....ummm...himmmm....Yeah!..I launched missiles......wipe that smirk....ummmm."

What does this mean?????

Help me people!

I'll tell you what it means your Excellency, it means that the useful idiot handlers who let our beloved pain feeling working class leader walk into the snare of a "right-winger" network must be purged immediately. The Party simply cannot let our shining red stars of the revolution make honest and contradictory statements on television that expose them for the what they really are, incompetent.

I would go onto say that the Party must live up to its standards in scripting,producing and directing all aspects of a televised interview just the way we did in the 90's. Remember that timeless interview you both did together on C-BS? It was classic and precise Party scripting and directing, it was FLAWLESS. Its high time we tear down these journalist who dont tow the Party line and show them there is no dissent in YOUR mainstream media, not if the Party has anything to do with it....

Purge the staffers, strip boradcasting licenses and tell the world it was classic Clinton politicking that was all in the script at his discretion... We need his tumped up "legacy" your Execellency so that you can ride it into the White House come 2008.

P.S- The "get out of the Gulag free" money has been wired to you know where... And theres another 4m$ if you can possibly get me a promotion to a cushy Demokratic Strategist position...

Bill Clinton jumps shark and <a href="" target="_blank">Chris Wallace</a>

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Hillary wrote:As I walked past my estranged husbands's bedroom late last night in Chappaqua...dick.....(I know,..... my ersatz husband's schedule overlapped with mine ) I heard him mutter and mumble in his sleep "I never had sex with that terrorist, Osama Lewinski.....aaaaahhhh...... Monica Bin-Laden....I tried to kill her....ummm...himmmm....Yeah!..I launched missiles......wipe that smirk....ummmm."

What does this mean?????

Help me people!

Perhaps during his visit to Fox News, he was secretly hit with a tranquilizer dart in the butt that was laced with nanobots that bring out the truth. They go straight to the brain and begin to break down the protective layers of denial that allows him to operate so smoothly. Because it was injected into his butt, it could quickly reach the brain, without having to travel far within the human body. However, the layers of denial that your beloved "husband" had protecting his miniscule brain, the effects of the nanobots didn't begin to show until that night.

Because it was injected into his butt, it could quickly reach the brain, without having to travel far within the human body.

Once again, brilliant deduction...

That is why Premier Betty is a Premier and I am but a humble peasant.

Hillary wrote: "I never had sex with that terrorist, Osama Lewinski.....aaaaahhhh...... Monica Bin-Laden....I tried to kill her....ummm...himmmm....Yeah!..I launched missiles......wipe that smirk....ummmm."

What does this mean?????

Help me people!

My sources show he/she needed to wipe more of his/her face than a smirk your Excellency, a term I am unfamiliar for its capitalistic terminology, but appeared repeatedly in the report, is 'money shot'...

A disturbing revelation indeed!

Premier Betty wrote:Because it was injected into his butt, it could quickly reach the brain, without having to travel far within the human body.

The truth of this statement has later been confirmed by this X-Ray photograph taken of Hillary's husband already after the interview.

Wow, what a contortionist! Does he do batchlorette parties too? I smell profit... I mean, a process of equally distributing the wealth in greater *snicker* quantities.

Wow, what a contortionist!

Umm...why'd he need an intern?

Private Pravda wrote:

Wow, what a contortionist!

Umm...why'd he need an intern?

Purely for the exploitation it seems

Purely for the exploitation it seems

Ahhh...the sh**s and giggles factor...I wonder why Her Majesty allows such behavior? Surely she does not need the negative publicity generated by the Great Right Wing Conspiracy propaganda machine. This will be once again dredged up during the next Great People's Election of 2008, and may threaten H's coronation ERRR election to the Presidency.

Private Pravda wrote:

Purely for the exploitation it seems

Ahhh...the sh**s and giggles factor...I wonder why Her Majesty allows such behavior? Surely she does not need the negative publicity generated by the Great Right Wing Conspiracy propaganda machine. This will be once again dredged up during the next Great People's Election of 2008, and may threaten H's coronation ERRR election to the Presidency.

We must have faith in the Party and Her Excellency, she knows what she is doing and what must be done