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Kerry Calls For Recognition of Moderate Rape and Beheadings

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Dear Comrades,

State Security General-Secretary Comrade John Kerry, in remarks to the People's Senate, admonished deputies to be more attentive in their observations of the Syrian rebel forces sponsored by the USSA, particularly when noting the differences between moderate and extremist beheadings and rapes.

Islamic Socialism does permit beheadings, though the extremist versions are defined by their lack of popular support by the Party which represents the interests of the workers and Bedouins. The Party only permits beheadings when popular support or social expediency makes them necessary for the good order of the revolution.

The same can be said of voluntary and non-voluntary rape, the former which is permitted by Islamic Socialism for the morale of troops as well as the benefit of non-compliant women in need of further political formation to develop their sense of loyalty to the Proletariat for which the rebel courageously labor. Non-voluntary rape is the extreme variety perpetrated by the enemies of Socialism, such as Capitalists and the imperialistic forces of the Assad regime.

‘Organizing for Arabia' understands that rape and murder are the uncomfortable price that some must pay for the good of Progress. While these incidents are sometimes regrettable, the Party reminds citizens that all of the Proletariat are expected to make their contributions in the struggle for social justice, which may include having to participate in necessary rapes and beheadings by Moderate forces receiving USSA aid and training.

USSA-trained moderate fighters have promised to wear protection during all of their rapes, and will be using only sharp knives when conducting beheadings, so that they do not cause prolonged suffering. The Party also issued a directive asking rebels to restrict their rapes to females and males above the age of six.

The Party condemns extremist war atrocities! Support Moderate rape and beheading in the interests of Social Justice!


Faithfully submitted to the Collective of the People's Cube,
Comrade Nomenklatura-climber
Dialectical Progressivism Translator


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Nomenklatura-climber wrote: Islamic Socialism does permit beheadings, though the extremist versions are defined by their lack of popular support by the Party which represents the interests of the workers and Bedouins. The Party only permits beheadings when popular support or social expediency makes them necessary for the good order of the revolution.


Pfffft. Everybody knows the culturally superior French were years ahead of the Party.

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KERRY: I was against it before I was for it OK? Gimme a break!

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Answering John Kerry's call, the mullahs of Iran, which now has a moderate president, are threatening to moderately behead family members of American politicians and moderately rape Obama's daughter.

The statement is written in both English and Farsi, but in the Farsi version, Forghani clearly stated that Sasha will be raped by someone who has been able to get close to the Obama family.

They're all classy and shiite!

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As part of our efforts to liquidate political illiteracy:

Islam, Slavery and Rape


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Red Square wrote:Answering John Kerry's call, the mullahs of Iran, which now has a moderate president, are threatening to moderately behead family members of American politicians and moderately rape Obama's daughter.
Someone's going to rape Rachel Jeantel? Good luck with that.

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Inquiring minds want to know: which daughter?

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I don't think it matters much, Comrade ROCK. After all, it's the thought that counts.

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Don't nobody do rapin' without my say-so... I hear they's a defecit in the budget, yo?

"REGGIE! Which o them bee-otches not busy right now?"

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Comrade Kerry is simply crying out for justice - the kind of justice our progressive state of Californiastan has achieved at present:

Wikipedia California:

According to a 2009 report by Human Rights Watch, Los Angeles, California has the largest known rape kit backlog in the United States, with at least [highlight=#ffff00]12,669[/highlight][highlight=#ffff00] languishing[/highlight] in storage facilities of the Los Angeles Police Department, Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department, and 47 independent police departments in Los Angeles County, and "smaller, but not inconsiderable" backlogs residing at police crime labs. These backlogs consist of both kits stored in evidence storage facilities, for which DNA analysis is not requested by investigating detectives, and those submitted for testing at crime lab facilities, but which have not been tested in a timely manner. Although authorities have struggled to address the backlog problem, their attempts have reportedly been hampered by funding issues and politics. As a consequence of these backlogs, assault survivors are often not informed of the status of their rape kit or their case.

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Captain Craptek wrote:Comrade Kerry is simply crying out for justice - the kind of justice our progressive state of Californiastan has achieved at present:

Wikipedia California:

According to a 2009 report by Human Rights Watch, Los Angeles, California has the largest known rape kit backlog in the United States, with at least [highlight=#ffff00]12,669[/highlight][highlight=#ffff00] languishing[/highlight] in storage facilities of the Los Angeles Police Department, Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department, and 47 independent police departments in Los Angeles County, and "smaller, but not inconsiderable" backlogs residing at police crime labs. [highlight=#ccffff]These backlogs consist of both kits[/highlight] stored in evidence storage facilities, for which DNA analysis is not requested by investigating detectives, and those submitted for testing at crime lab facilities, but which have not been tested in a timely manner. Although authorities have struggled to address the backlog problem, their attempts have reportedly been hampered by funding issues and politics. [highlight=#ff99cc]As a consequence of these backlogs, assault survivors are often not informed of the status of their rape kit or their case[/highlight].

Californiastanians are strange, no? Or is it Wikipedians? At first (yellow block) I thought it was the rape victims recipients who were languishing. Then (blue block) I realized it was the kits that were languishing. But at the end (rose block) it turned out to be the rape victims recipients who were languishing after all. However, since this is all for the good of The People,™ let us remember the thrilling words of Beloved Comrade Shrillary: "What difference does it make?"™


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I posted this on darski's recent post, I'm, A Pinko Now.

I'm posting it again here. Sorry, just seems appropriate in both cases.

O.K., maybe it's just me, but is our new SOS praying? Huh? Or is this just one o' them Poker "tells." Know what I mean?
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I remember his asking a clerk: "Can I get me one of them hunting permits?" Or fishing licenses, whatchmacallits. Thing is, he was showing how he can really "get down" with the people. That's what counts!


 
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