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Laws 101 ... how they're made

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Greetings from the Raznochintsi,

We are on the precipice of greatness in the USSA, yet most of the unwashed masses are not liking what our Dear Leader is doing. To that end, the only yardstick we can measure by, tracking polls, have been trending downward.

I hope to educate some, and re-educate others as to how laws are actually passed in the Great USSA.

  • In the beginning was the Plan.
  • And then came the Assumptions.
  • And the Assumptions were without form.
  • And darkness was upon the face of the Proles.
  • And they spoke among themselves, saying, "It is a crock of shit, and it stinks."
  • And the proles went unto their Representatives' Staff and said, "It is a pail of dung, and none may abide the odor thereof."
  • And the Representatives' Staff went unto the Media Managers, saying, "It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it."
  • And the Media Managers went unto the Representatives, saying, "It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength."
  • And the Representatives spoke amongst themselves, saying one to another, "It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."
  • And the Representatives then went onto the Senators, saying unto them, "It promotes growth and is very powerful."
  • And the Senators went unto the President, saying unto him, "This new plan will actively promote the growth and vigor of the Nation; with powerful effects."
  • And the President looked upon the Plan, and saw that it was good.
  • And the Plan became Law.
  • This is How Shit Happens.
Please realize this has been around for many years, I'm certainly not just making this up, and take no credit.

Please use it as a learning tool for others that have not been informed.

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I am not convinced that we are not in the presence of the One, the true Obamessiah. He who gives unto us the plan which shall lead to the Progressive World of Next Tuesday(tm). And being the Obamessiah He knows what is best for us, even if we should start to hate it.

For lo we are sheep and he is our shepherd, and what we want just doesn't matter.

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Dear Leader Commissar Theocritus!

Shall we bow in grace upon this alter of santimoniuos sheep dip? Has The One really come before us to show us lost lambs the light of the Progressive World of Next Tuesday(TM)?

All Hail The One!

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We can only contend with Chris Matthews and Keith Olbermann to give a new meaning to the words "lip service."

Learn to control your breathing.

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Will we need to distribute brown paper bags to The People™?

Image Peoples Gasmask & Hyperventilation Control™

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We need to make sure that the People's Barf Bags are made from 100% recycled material, and that we recycle 100% of the barf that goes into them.

If's For the Children(tm) of course.


 
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