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Leftist zombies train to fight for Obama

War with teabaggers would be a first


By Sea-Bass San Francisco, California

A 54-year-old feminist fired the tampon gun for the first time, letting loose a thunderous burst of tamponfire and beaming with satisfaction. A boot camp instructor shouted, "Kill those teabaggers."

Thousands of civilian volunteers in olive-green hemp fatigues were training over the weekend at a SEIU army base, where they learned to make protest signs, make Molotov cocktails and stalk bankers on Wall Street. Known as the Obama Civilian Army, this spirited group of mostly welfare-class men and women — from students to retirees — are united by their militant support for President Barack Obama and their willingness to defend his government. From what exactly? Mr. Obama has warned repeatedly of potential threats: the teabaggers, Bankers and the Capitalist "oligarchy," as he labels opponents. He has called on recruits to be ready to lay down their lives if necessary to battle "any threat, not so much foreign but domestic."
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In the meantime, the civilian army is a practical tool for Mr. Obama to engage his supporters, rally communist fervor and intimidate any opponents. One close aide, Public Works Minister Andy Stern, said the militia already is 120,000 strong and could grow to 200,000. Obama opponents call those figures grossly exaggerated, but they're still alarmed that communist loyalists are being armed across the country. They also condemn the more than $4 billion that Mr. Obama has spent on environmentally conscious weapons, including biodegradable tampon guns, Pruis's and Tofu fighter jets that now sometimes putter over Washington. Members of the volunteer force range from the unemployed to teachers, janitors and social workers.

Most of those interviewed during the training in April said they either benefit from Free State education programs or work as public employees. They aren't paid to attend events but receive a picture of Obama and Nancy Pelosi from Glamour Shots. As part of the training, they lined up at a firing range aiming tampon guns, Molotov cocktails at red bull's-eyes on paper targets 80 yards away. They practiced reacting to a capitalist ambush in the welfare office, camouflaged with feces-smeared faces and with dry grass stuck in the collars of their uniforms. They crouched for cover behind a pigpen and fired tampon blanks into an abandoned building in a mock raid on teabaggers.

Their instructors, including experienced SEIU troops and civilian army officers, said one objective is to ready them for a war of resistance against teabaggers. They alluded to insurgents battling Obama on healthcare. One of the civilian army's guiding principles is constantly drilled into the group as they salute in unison shouting: "Socialist homeland or death. We will be victorious." As troops gathered for one drill, a fake grenade went off and everyone dived to the ground. One woman was led away crying from the shock, and nurses gave her weed to calm her. Most seemed gung-ho for marching in the sun and getting their uniforms sweaty and dirty. Some covered their faces with black dust from the charred earth left by forest fires.

They also enjoyed the camaraderie, saying they spent one night hiking and watching a Chinese film. Several volunteered to shoot mortars and a 106 mm tofu cannon. The cannon shell was loaded, and the air shook with the deafening blast. Troops winced, then erupted into cheers as they were covered in smoke, pumping their fists and shouting: "Viva Obama."

Osmaira Pachecho, the feminist who fired the tampon gun, said with a giddy laugh that it was "marvelous" fun taking aim at the straw dummy dressed up as a teabagger. Growing serious, she said she doesn't like to imagine killing anyone, especially not fellow Americans. "But if they attack us and disagree with Obama, I think we're prepared for it," said Mrs. Pachecho, who is studying to be a teacher in a free government program and fervently admires Mr. Obama. "We're prepared to support the SEIU forces if they need us."

Original article... https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/20 ... or-chavez/

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Damnit, can someone fix the spacing please? Everytime I submit it does this, damn that kitten killing Bush!

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Sea-Bass wrote:Leftist zombies train to fight for Obama
War with teabaggers would be a first
By Chris Brown iowntheworld.com PRESS
San Francisco, California| A 54-year-old feminist fired the tampon gun for the first time, letting loose a thunderous burst of tamponfire and beaming with satisfaction. A boot camp instructor shouted, "Kill those teabaggers."

Thousands of civilian volunteers in olive-green hemp fatigues were training over the weekend at a SEIU army base, where they learned to make protest signs, make Molotov cocktails and stalk bankers on Wall Street. Known as the Obama Civilian Army, this spirited group of mostly welfare-class men and women — from students to retirees — are united by their militant support for President Barack Obama and their willingness to defend his government.
From what exactly? Mr. Obama has warned repeatedly of potential threats: the teabaggers, Bankers and the Capitalist "oligarchy," as he labels opponents. He has called on recruits to be ready to lay down their lives if necessary to battle "any threat, not so much foreign but domestic."

In the meantime, the civilian army is a practical tool for Mr. Obama to engage his supporters, rally communist fervor and intimidate any opponents. One close aide, Public Works Minister Andy Stern, said the militia already is 120,000 strong and could grow to 200,000. Obama opponents call those figures grossly exaggerated, but they're still alarmed that communist loyalists are being armed across the country. They also condemn the more than $4 billion that Mr. Obama has spent on environmentally conscious weapons, including biodegradable tampon guns, Pruis's and Tofu fighter jets that now sometimes putter over Washington. Members of the volunteer force range from the unemployed to teachers, janitors and social workers.

Most of those interviewed during the training in April said they either benefit from Free State education programs or work as public employees. They aren't paid to attend events but receive a picture of Obama and Nancy Pelosi from Glamour Shots.
As part of the training, they lined up at a firing range aiming tampon guns, Molotov cocktails at red bull's-eyes on paper targets 80 yards away. They practiced reacting to a capitalist ambush in the welfare office, camouflaged with feces-smeared faces and with dry grass stuck in the collars of their uniforms.

They crouched for cover behind a pigpen and fired tampon blanks into an abandoned building in a mock raid on teabaggers.
Their instructors, including experienced SEIU troops and civilian army officers, said one objective is to ready them for a war of resistance against teabaggers. They alluded to insurgents battling Obama on healthcare. One of the civilian army's guiding principles is constantly drilled into the group as they salute in unison shouting: "Socialist homeland or death. We will be victorious." As troops gathered for one drill, a fake grenade went off and everyone dived to the ground. One woman was led away crying from the shock, and nurses gave her weed to calm her.

Most seemed gung-ho for marching in the sun and getting their uniforms sweaty and dirty. Some covered their faces with black dust from the charred earth left by forest fires. They also enjoyed the camaraderie, saying they spent one night hiking and watching a Chinese film. Several volunteered to shoot mortars and a 106 mm tofu cannon. The cannon shell was loaded, and the air shook with the deafening blast. Troops winced, then erupted into cheers as they were covered in smoke, pumping their fists and shouting: "Viva Obama." Osmaira Pachecho, the feminist who fired the tampon gun, said with a giddy laugh that it was "marvelous" fun taking aim at the straw dummy dressed up as a teabagger.

Growing serious, she said she doesn't like to imagine killing anyone, especially not fellow Americans.
"But if they attack us and disagree with Obama, I think we're prepared for it," said Mrs. Pachecho, who is studying to be a teacher in a free government program and fervently admires Mr. Obama. "We're prepared to support the SEIU forces if they need us." Original article... https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2010/may/04/venezuelan-civilians-train-to-fight-for-chavez/

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Sea-Bass wrote:Damnit, can someone fix the spacing please? Everytime I submit it does this, damn that kitten killing Bush!

Comrade! It needs double spacing for paragraphs!

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Sea-Bass wrote:Damnit, can someone fix the spacing please? Everytime I submit it does this, damn that kitten killing Bush!
Fixed. I have the same problem Comrade Sea-Bass; as our Dear Leader Red Square showed me, one must use the Poor Text editor to avoid this matter. I suspect you are using Chrome or Opera? It seems to be a browser specific issue.

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Colonel 7.62 wrote:
Sea-Bass wrote:Damnit, can someone fix the spacing please? Everytime I submit it does this, damn that kitten killing Bush!
Fixed. I have the same problem Comrade Sea-Bass; as our Dear Leader Red Square showed me, one must use the Poor Text editor to avoid this matter. I suspect you are using Chrome or Opera? It seems to be a browser specific issue.
Thanks Comrade 7.62, I need to play with the updated system. I have not posted in a while. Plus, my capitalist work computer sucks!

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Eh it's a learning curve for all of us. An extra ration of Time for Comrade Sea-Bass to feel out the new system!

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I hope we eventually fix this. In the meantime, if your browser is removing the line breaks inside the Editor for the Rich, you can always switch to "poor man's editor" and enter your text there without fear. That is also a good way to paste formatted text - it'll remove all the extra formatting.

Alternatively, you can use Shift+Enter to create line breaks.

When starting a new thread longer than two paragraphs, please insert ~ after the introductory block of text or image so that the rest would be cut off when viewed through the Mother Blog.

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Tampon guns don't scare me. Unless of course they're firing depleted uterine tampons...then it's biological warfare.

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I DENOUNCE COMRADE WHOOPIE FOR MAKING ME SPLUTTER COKE ZERO ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD!


 
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