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Let's Campaign To Lift The Capitalist Cuban Embargo

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Comrades,

I have recently returned from a sabbatical to the lovely Socialist island of Cuba. While I was there to attend a Food Show, I got the chance to mingle with the People.....yes, they are sooo happy with the election of the Obamessiah! Now, finally, there is someone in the Red...errr .. White House that can commisserate symphasize with the plight of the worker class!

Fidel and Raul sayHELLO to all of the collective, and both are extremely pleased at the remarkable progress being made in the USSA. They both approached me to ask when will the stupid, decades long, embargo be lifted on their socialist island nation? I had no direct, honest answer to give them, comrades! I am still shaking with rage at the lack of expediancy regarding our socialist comrades in arms!

Now that the Democrats are the ruling party in the USSA, this travesty must be corrected!
My Latin brothers are anticipating the glorious spread of the Revolution to the main shores of America. A concerted effort must begin to bring our comrades into the struggle for the World of Any Tuesday!

We need to start a campaign at once to address this issue!! Fidel hasn't got much longer to live (yes I know that this is a perpetual rumor), and Raul is looking to increase his somewhat.....ummm... precarious support looking for perhaps a "bailout"? or at least an outpouring of moral outrage from the good progressives in high office here.

The time is here, comrades! We must align ourselves with like-minded dictatorships, countries if we are to become the dominant party in the World of Any Tuesday!

VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

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Yes, my comrades, the people of Cuba will never forget Che'!


 
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