Every faithful Comrade knows that Putin is a mere shadow of our great Leader Lenin.

Putin and Lenin may rhyme, but Putin is no Marxist. He is a mere Nationalist-Socialist.

But, Putin does a great imitation of a Tsar...

A few days ago, Bulgaria gave Putin a Puppy as part of their cut in the Russian Gas Monopoly. Hurray for sister Slavic nations!

Putin asks all fellow Russians to name his Puppy.

What shall we name this Puppy?

Let me start this with the name: Rus-Putin (or was it Ras-Putin?).

Since it is a puppy and accidents happen, perhaps "Wetworks?" Or perhaps name it after their favorite spy...

Barry

Putin's puppy looks like the sort of cur that loves to go out and find dead things to roll in and eat.

And then throw up on the living room carpet.

Therefore, I used to call my dawgs "Ralph", which is the same noise they make when they are throwing up.

Since this is an obvious mirroring of the gifting of Bo I would suggest that the puppy be named oB.

Name dog "Sir". I had such animal once. He was mean, ugly S.O.B., like drill instructor. Many capitalist supervisors and mid-level executives insist on being called sir (unless is legislator from Kalifornia, then must be called "Senator"), so floor-piddling, warm-body-humping, mean, ugly, s.o.b. being named "Sir" is most appropriate, no?

Root'n Toot'n Putin. umm, might be too long. So, maybe he should name him after the true One, the next wannabe- ruler- of- the- world, Obama. "Obama, stop it!!" - has a nice ring to it, no?

Comrades,

Most excellent suggestions, Fraulein!

I would humbly suggest he be named "Kursk" after the submarine disaster, or Chernobyl, a man made disaster.

How 'bout " Harley "?

How about Czar Peloski, in honor of our own Marxist bitch?

Or maybe Laika_2.0?

my my my, these are all such good suggestions, I am thinking we should surprise our comrade with many more pups. But, I am thinking something more appropriate like a Russki Wolfhound. (this one is dead so we'll have to find one with more spunk)

Comrade Fraulein, what is wrong with dog being dead? Do not our brothers and sisters in Demcrat Party continue to vote for World of Next Tuesday, even though they are dead? Is something wrong with being Necro-American? Dead Russian Wolfhound is perfect metaphor for untimely demise of glorious Soviet Union, and comrade Pootin' would appreciate metaphor.

Comrade Ogrrre, I am very impressed with your forward thinking thoughts... it would truly show our love and appreciation for all Putin has done to for us, to send him a fallen canine comrade. And much cheaper to ship.

Comrades, this is a Google translation from English to Russian and for all I know could be Red Square's hat size but here it goes: черт возьми. Come here черт возьми, sit черт возьми, beg черт возьми! (dammit!)

Since puppy looks so cute, cuddly and warm nasty, conniving and despicable, it should justifiably be called Palin.

черт возьми is a good name. And so is Blyaha Muha.

I also have an advice for that dog. Whatever you bark, be careful in the choice of your barkings and who you bark it to.

Bear Barker

A 'lil warm & fuzzy cute snugly puppy wuppy for our Dear Comrade. Really?
Who's in charge of the damn agitprop coming out of the Motherland these days? Faux News?
Whoever the useful idiot is, he-she-it has outlived their usefulness. We need to put some teeth back into the revolution - is Che Rockefeller available?

Ok....if Putin is matched up with a shark as a pet, then Obama's should be something like a monitor lizard.

oooh, Shove4U, does not Comrade Putin looks masculine and brave. I am thinking we need one of these for Obama so he does not look like such a girlie wimp... would look manly too.

Krasnodar wrote:Ok....if Putin is matched up with a shark as a pet, then Obama's should be something like a monitor lizard.

I am remembering an episode I saw on History Channel, TLC, or Animal Planet about the huge monitor lizards on some island out in the Pacific.

It showed a lizard biting a deer and then following it for 3 days until the deer died from infection.

They said something about the lizard's mouth being FULL of nasty bacteria and that causes deadly septicemia.

The more I think about it, the more appropriate that would be for a pet for Obama.

Comrade Ogrrre wrote:Comrade Fraulein, what is wrong with dog being dead? Do not our brothers and sisters in Demcrat Party continue to vote for World of Next Tuesday, even though they are dead? Is something wrong with being Necro-American? Dead Russian Wolfhound is perfect metaphor for untimely demise of glorious Soviet Union, and comrade Pootin' would appreciate metaphor.

Comrade,Your are quite correct!There are only two classifications of voters with equal rights for each group.First Perpendicular voters who need to be controlled and are troublesome.Next, Parallel voters who need extra help, similar to perpendicular voters, but easily controlled.

Red Square wrote:черт возьми is a good name. And so is Blyaha Muha.

Well, it seems the translation website took a stupid pill because it won't translate Blyaha Muha.

Of course it won't. It's the Motherland's version of "gosh darnit" but with more imagery.

Red Square wrote:Of course it won't. It's the Motherland's version of "gosh darnit" but with more imagery.

Ohhh! Ohhh! I spent many years as a heavy equipment mechanic and I could cuss in 3 languages. Was always looking for better words to express my true opinion of busted junk and the moron operators that busted it.


https://familyrights.us/ofr/scribbles/who_heck/mechanic/index.htm


Gosh darnit with more imagery really catches my interest.

With strident humility, anonymous (almost) suggestion to people's box is Chechnya. "Chechnya ...heel" , "Chechnya ...down" , "Chechnya...roll over ". Let good times...and head of puppy provider...roll .