A companion game to the People's Rubik's Cube

Are you a gun control advocate? If so, you'll need a different reaction - outrage or silence - depending on the political motivation behind each shooting! Get some practice - and a leg up on your righteously indignant Facebook postings - with the new... Liberal-Progressive Reaction Matching Game!


Batman Shooting = GUN CONTROL NOW!
Sikh Temple Shooting = GUN CONTROL NOW!
Texas Shooting = GUN CONTROL NOW!
Family Research Council Shooting = CRICKETS

Great for teaching hypocrisy to children ages 4+

I'm sorry to interrupt this game, but Brian Ross has been investigating the background of this shooter by hitting the I'm Feeling Lucky button and has seems to have found out something that MIGHT be significant.


There is a Floyd Lee who is from the South as well.



Now, we don't know if this is the same Floyd Lee who shot up the Family Research Council in DC, but there is a Floyd Lee who is registered as being from the South.

Comrade Olga, this is a most excellent training device!

Do you suppose you could come up with a similar game/target for all the feral government agencies and departments now purchasing hundreds of thousands of rounds of .40 caliber and .357 Sig ammunition? Preferably something with some substance, so they can see those Gold Dot™ bullets expand?

What a wonderful concept and most entertaining and educational game, Olga. It is most appropriate at this time as games that promote racism, hate, war, traditional values, and KKKapitalism like Monopoly, Life, and Axis and Allies have been banned by the Bureau of Academic Development and Accountability for Socialist Systems (BADASS). Note how Mitt and Ann Romney were actually put on the game box. Sickening!

And their little dog, too!!

When Dear Leader sees that dog, all bets are off... yummerz...

Major? That bastard's new rank is PRISONER. The only thing he's going to decide from now on is how long will he take to pick up the soap in the shower...and he'll have help with that.

Appealing the right to grow a beard... <spit> Capital punishment in the military is prounounced as "death and dismissal"... first they kill you, then they throw your sorry dead ass out. I hope he gets the same happy ending that his hero Saddam Hussein got...
Such a prestigious award will look magnificent on his robes... Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. I'm sure his mother is very proud.

Tovarichi wrote:
Major? That bastard's new rank is PRISONER. The only thing he's going to decide from now on is how long will he take to pick up the soap in the shower...and he'll have help with that.

Appealing the right to grow a beard... <spit> Capital punishment in the military is prounounced as "death and dismissal"... first they kill you, then they throw your sorry dead ass out. I hope he gets the same happy ending that his hero Saddam Hussein got...

Ditto.

Olga's idea is so good, it may run her out of the Party for being overtly capitalistic.

For instance, she could release expansion packs (or even a collectible trading card version) for the game, thus raking in obscene profits. As long as that wealth is spread to unsustainable Green Energy corporations and others in need, then that could be OK, but she's on thin ice.

Such game expansions could include:

-Terrorism or not? (i.e. Ft. Hood shooting = NOT. Gabby Giffords shooting = Tea Party Lunatic Palinists gone wild.)
-Match fantasy with reality (i.e. Islamic Jihadists targeting Jews, Christians, and pulled-pork connoisseurs = FANTASY. Chic-Fil-A-eating old ladies gunning down homosexuals = HIGHLY LIKELY).

El Presidente wrote:What a wonderful concept and most entertaining and educational game, Olga. It is most appropriate at this time as games that promote racism, hate, war, traditional values, and KKKapitalism like Monopoly, Life, and Axis and Allies have been banned by the Bureau of Academic Development and Accountability for Socialist Systems (BADASS). Note how Mitt and Ann Romney were actually put on the game box. Sickening!

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It's a good thing we have Party-approved games like the red Rubik's cube and Matching Game, to collectivize our voters and to teach Party dogma. For ESL-voters, the time to teach Liberal Reactions to Tragedies™ is now, before Rush Limbaugh gets a hold of them.

Beginning phrases such as "GUN CONTROL NOW!" gently and gradually teach the mob-mentality that is necessary to further Progressive causes

Fun are we having yet? A friend and Comrade in what he calls Federal People's Republic of Wessex sent me his rules for Politically Correct Chess. Pieces move same as regular chess. Is difference of designations. Queens are Council Heads. kings are Her gofers and minions. Bishops are bureaucratic functionaries. Knights are political police and or Party thugs. Rooks are community centers. And the pawns are all the rest of a powerless populace. So long as major pieces mess with pawn, is no problem. When pawn messes with other pawn, Fun happens. And White always loses. Is much improvisation and entertaining. Is waiting for formation of International PC Chess Federation and tournament to crown first Grand Bastard. Head of ICF is in Belaruss. Is most appropriate.