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Librarian Denounces Dr. Seuss Books as Racist!

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A Nasty Charming Cambridge, Massachusetts librarian rejected a shipment of books from First Lady Melania Trump for the school library.

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The librarian, Liz Phipps Soeiro said the Dr. Seuss books the First Lady was donating were racist.

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However, here are some books that Ms. Soeiro does approve of...


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Cambridgeport School believes that children must engage with their world in order to make sense of it and build their knowledge.


And what about these beloved cartoon characters?


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No korrekt-thinking komrade should be surprised at the news that a Privileged White Male™ was racist.

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To be clear, Dr. Seuss' books were not racist a few months or years ago when this genius actually dressed up like 'The Cat in the Hat'; but they suddenly became racist when Trump's wife had the nerve to make a generous donation to 'her' library.

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Before Melania Trump made her donation:

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This librarian has probably uncovered the Trump family's dark secret: that the name "Melania" is apparently derived from "melanin." That is, the name is racist by design. So anything coming from "Melania" reinforces the notion of a melanin-based culture.

When Michelle Obama was reading Dr. Seuss for the kids, that wasn't racist because Mrs. Obama has an ancient African name that can be translated as "I'm a sea shell."

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The Current Truth™ is strong with this one. We must replace Cat in the Hat with Che in a Beret.

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Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:
The Current Truth™ is strong with this one. We must replace Cat in the Hat with Che in a Beret.
Thank you, Comrade B, for the new headline:

Cambridge, MA, library to replace racist 'Cat in the Hat' with inclusive 'Che in a Beret'

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I have two more Dr Seuss books for this freak of nature librarian.ImageImage


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Make Dr. Seuss Great Again

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We Need Truly Inclusive Children's Literature
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Perhaps the librarian likes this version of Dr. Seuss , "Green Stains on Ma'am" better ?

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Red Square wrote:This librarian has probably uncovered the Trump family's dark secret: that the name "Melania" is apparently derived from "melanin." That is, the name is racist by design. So anything coming from "Melania" reinforces the notion of a melanin-based culture.

When Michelle Obama was reading Dr. Seuss for the kids, that wasn't racist because Mrs. Obama has an ancient African name that can be translated as "I'm a sea shell."

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I thought it translated as "She who loves Cheeseburgers."


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Red Square wrote:
Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:
The Current Truth™ is strong with this one. We must replace Cat in the Hat with Che in a Beret.
Thank you, Comrade B, for the new headline:

Cambridge, MA, library to replace racist 'Cat in the Hat' with inclusive 'Che in a Beret'

*snappy salute* I serve the working bloggers!

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Here is a non-racist alternative to Green Eggs and Ham featuring Hillary and Dr. Hseuss - made back when Hillary's bundler named Hsu (pronounced as "shoe") was arrested on fraud charges. Back then we were singing, Good Morning, Hsu Shine!

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