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Dateline Washington DC -

The Obama Administration today ordered all feral employees to observe their co-workers and report any suspicious, questionable, or patriotic activities or actions immediately, or face penalties, including criminal charges.

(You can't make this stuff up - file in "Life Imitates the Cube" folder)

Comrade President B. Husseinovich Obama commanded feral employees to pay particular attention to "lifestyles, attitudes, and behaviors" and the order covers virtually every feral agency and department.

Spokesbarker Jay "Carney" Carney, taking the microphone immediately after the president finished, stated that no questions would be answered, and that everyone should get back to work and get busy spying on their neighbors in the workplace. He suggested that particular attention should be paid to anyone sounding at all conservative, especially if they were overheard using certain undisclosed conservative "dog whistles".

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Such a glorious image of Dear Leader. Puts me in mind of the late Comrade Saddam Hussein as he stood before an audience of former enablers during his rise to power and denounced them - live on stage - after which they were escorted one by one to the gallows.

There's the fresh scent of Soviet justice wafting through our capital:

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mcclatchydc.com wrote: Federal employees and contractors are asked to pay particular attention to the lifestyles, attitudes and behaviors – like financial troubles, odd working hours or unexplained travel – of co-workers as a way to predict whether they might do “harm to the United States.” Managers of special insider threat offices will have “regular, timely, and, if possible, electronic, access” to employees' personnel, payroll, disciplinary and “personal contact” files, as well as records of their use of classified and unclassified computer networks, polygraph results, travel reports and financial disclosure forms.

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On January 20th, 2008 Breaking Bad debuted.

On January 20th, 2009 Barack Obama debuted.


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I am duly reporting each and every comrades, compatriot and compadres to the appropriate authority!!!!

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Busy on Twitter: #ObamaFederalWorkerRedFlags

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I assume you meant "federal employees" rather than "feral employees" -- but then again, what's the difference? Am reporting you, comrade, for counter-revolutionary pun.


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Comrade RD, there is nothing more "feral" than our Democratic, federal employees, who will not be restrained, retained or redirected from their duties to protect the regime.

Is not our beloved IRS a perfecto example of the peoples living wildly who have descended from domesticated individuals?? I say YES and do so with humble pride! Is not dearest Hillary, 2nd in command in the Clinton regime, a glorious example of a feral employee? I say YES!

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As a federal employee, I am observant of my surrounding and personnels encroaching into my working spaces. I'm watching closely, comrades...

<off> if you are looking this way, mind your businesses. Snitches get stitches.

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I would have to say that this is double plus good, in all ways.

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This just in -

Pay special attention if your federal co-worker is a brain in a jar. They are subtle and devious.

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Great news, Comrades! I can report that this tendency to ensure bureaucrats at all levels are alerted of the evil activities of the Right has trickled down to the County level in Michganistan.

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Insider Threat Watch - keep an eye on the employee bathroom, a hot spot of anti-government conspiracy.

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