In their ongoing effort to protect the defenseless, poverty stricken peasants and workers of Louisiana, State officials have destroyed 1600 pounds of free deer meat provided to a local homeless shelter by thoughtless hunters.

Fox News wrote:

“Deer meat is not permitted to be served in a shelter, restaurant or any other public eating establishment in Louisiana,” an official told Fox News in an email. “While we applaud the good intentions of the hunters who donated this meat, we must protect the people who eat at the Rescue Mission, and we cannot allow a potentially serious health threat to endanger the public.”

Regulars at the upscale shelter complained of "insufficient side dishes" and "under-cooked portions" when asked to comment on the decision to destroy the meat. One elderly man noted that his regular dumpster diving shopping day had been disrupted by all the hub bub surrounding the shelter's publicity. "How's a fellow supposed to eat that slop!" he complained.


Deer located near the shelter mocked the throng of reporters while grazing in a nearby field.

If the FDA doesn't approve It, do not Eat It!

Goodness gracious, Comrades - we do live in terrifying times!

Praise Lenin for the FDA being there to protect us!!!

Lose inana must be commended. Common sense is dangerous and must be eliminated. Workers and peasants must support our benevolent leaders for the common good. The homeless need to be equally hungry. Its only fair.

Beware Amish unauthorized food.

Ah yes chairman Meow, the good old days before obammy you could enjoy ANY kind of cake... But now that ANY kind of black-faced-jokes have been outlawed, we can only eat plain old cake...... as long as you are connected to a party elite, black, or rich!

Chairman,

Is that a fly or mole on Marie Obama's face? Anyway, only Party approved Brioche is adequate for peasants. Period!