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Man Pulled Over for Thought Crime

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Read all about it, Comrades!

This man dared to have an anti-Obama sticker on his car and was thus pulled over by the police and visited by the Secret Service. I find this an Outrage!

This man was committing severe Thought Crime! He received far too light a punishment. Not only is he still alive to tell the tale, but he was not take to a Reeducation Camp!

They didn't so much as take his Capitalist Explotation Units! Comrades, this severe injustice must be stopped before people start thinking it is OK to criticize the Obamessiah.

This man must be reeducated! Grab your People's Rifle and your shovel! To arms, Comrades!

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What is this!!!! Questioning the Messiah!!! The Secret Service has searched his Home, but wait till Midnight, we are going to whip up a Number seven on him!!!

My Goons Highly Trained Troopers are preparing. We will show this clown, when he is in a box car on his way to his new home where 32 is a heat wave.….I also heard some High School Students were questioning the Blessed one…..We will have to take care of that too. Yes a Busy week.


Commissar Red Star CEO Hemlock Hospitality INC.
Director of kicking doors at Midnight.
Keeper of the sacred Plasma Cutter
Herdsman of Rainbow Farting Unicorns
Defender of the Faith.

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"ABORT OBAMA" threat on bumper sticker forces President to wear prophylactic anti-abortion cap on head as preventive measure.

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AAAAA. . .! Such a disregard for our President's safty and his O'liness. I'm fuming, foaming, and other f-words to create an alliteration!

I'm with you on this one Comrade Joe, why is our Secret Service siding with the RetugliKKKans and giving his sticker back?! Send the un-person to the death camp.

On a better note, comrade Red Square, the police officer, is he an early contender for the "Hero of Change" award? Hmmm. . .?

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I've said it once, I'll say it again and again and again until I'm dead, "Liberals can tolerate everyone, except the dissent."

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Red Star wrote:.I also heard some High School Students were questioning the Blessed one…..We will have to take care of that too. Yes a Busy week.

They were indeed. They must be Purged.

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Only a rethugliKKKan could spew such hateful messages about the man who is being called the greatest president ever after only 1 month in office

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ObamaMarx2008,
He was called the greatest President before he was even elected!

These incidents should stimulate more Hate crimes laws to protect our Dear Leader and the Democrat majority in Con-gress.

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Red Square wrote:"ABORT OBAMA" threat on bumper sticker forces President to wear prophylactic anti-abortion cap on head as preventive measure.

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LOL! Much more becoming than plain old tinfoil. I'll bet it also doubles as a solar-powered popcorn maker.

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Did the HolyGore create that glorious helmet?

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Comrade7.62 wrote:Did the HolyGore create that glorious helmet?


Never mind you now Comrade,

All carbon credits for the fancy hat have been accounted for and distributed.

And the HolyGore has profited indeed. The heat bloom from his mansion hovel have increased tenfold.

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A Cube reader named Larwyn sent this proposal for sneaky stickers that will help you to avoid arrest for DWR (Driving While Republican):
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CHANGE!
For the worse


CHANGE!
is all that will be left in your bank account


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[quote="Red Star"]we are going to whip up a Number seven on him!!![quote]

Comrade, is that where we ride into town, a'whompin and a'whoopin every livin' thing within an inch of their lives?"

-OV

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Yee haw! Whoopie ti yi yo! I tried firing my People's Rifle(TM) into the air, but had to be content with making *bang* noises, and waving the squeegie bayonet attachment around in a menacing fashion at SUVs.

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When it's an SUV, you're supposed to scratch the paint or break the windshield with the squeegee attachment, Comrade. Since we've outlawed windshield replacement for SUVs, this will help get them off the road faster!! Praise to The Holy Goracle!

-OV

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Obamissar Vodkavich wrote:
Red Star wrote:we are going to whip up a Number seven on him!!!

Comrade, is that where we ride into town, a'whompin and a'whoopin every livin' thing within an inch of their lives?"

-OV
Elementary cactus head, it's a number 6!


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Image Camrades, fear not! The One has taken measures aginst the evil ones who would try and take the light of the new progressive world from us. The Ministry of technology has come out with the Obama-bot! So life like, even the lord Obama's queen can tell which is the real "ONE".

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Comrade7.62 wrote:Yee haw! Whoopie ti yi yo! I tried firing my People's Rifle(TM) into the air, but had to be content with making *bang* noises, and waving the squeegie bayonet attachment around in a menacing fashion at SUVs.

You know, Comrade, I did the same thing, only the driver paid me $1 to go away.

Tell me the stimulus package isn't working already!

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Image Yes Obammissar Vodkavich. The Holy Goracle will hear of these good deeds and smite the evil SUV drivers. He will harness the power of the warming globe, and freeze them all!

When it's an SUV, you're supposed to scratch the paint or break the windshield with the squeegee attachment, Comrade. Since we've outlawed windshield replacement for SUVs, this will help get them off the road faster!! Praise to The Holy Goracle!

-OV[/quote]

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DDR Kamerad,
With the $13 you get from the stimulus plan, and that dollar you got to "go away", that's $14 dollars according to my people's calculator. Thats one dollar more than every one else! I demand you turn yourself in!

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Commissar_Elliott wrote:ObamaMarx2008,
He was called the greatest President before he was even elected!

And in countries where they do not have a president...progressive, socialist countries!!!!

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While I am sometimes a thoughtcriminal-being a young comrade, there's levels of thought crime. I can't even THINK of committing such a severe thought crime, because it is also a thoughtcrime. Also, I think he also committed Hatecrime and Racecrime.


 
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