Russians Clash Over Plan To Sell Ad Space On Women's Breasts

Comrades, leave it to highly trained professionals of the old country to think up a way to advertise products and services and political messages of Hope and Change that will be noticed and remembered!

From springtime to mid autumn (Global Warming permitting...) Your message can be out there on a medium that clients will want to get their hands on!

What message?

"...at this point what difference does it make?"

Come the Glorious World of Next Tuesday, our Many-Titted Empress Comrade Hillary will be making millions of TittyGrams on her million-strong tits on each government holiday, for each government dependent.

All we have to do on our part is vote early and often with all our registered pets, potted plants, and household appliances.

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In Soviet Russia, breasts bury YOU!

In Soviet Russia, breasts drum YOU!!

This must be barred lest it go further! Everyone in favor of a titty bar, stand erect and proud!

Comrades, as further proof of the sexual-equality societal mandates in Mother Russia, don't forget that Russia not only suitably recognizes the value of mammaries but equally recognizes the importance of sperm -- and especially the superior sperm of our Dear Leader, Vladimir Putin:








--KOOK

Let'em try writing on these "guns":





--KOOK

This reminds me of that time we experimented with Pole dancing in the Bunker that may or may not exist. Man, that girl from Gdansk could swing!

Although Breitbart has been reporting that Putin is only using "not-so-secret" weapons to win in Ukraine, our highly reliable and reliably high sources have assured us that the opposite is true. Russia's new KGB has developed and deployed a new secret weapon to enable Putin to keep his eyes on Ukrainain women brandishing their GUNS.






In fact, the new KGB has produced illustrations of such secret weapon in a number of sizes:
200x96, 250x120, 275x132, 300x144, 350x168, 400x192, 450x216, 500x240, 600x288 and 700x336

--KOOK