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Marx Save the Queen!

POLL: How will you mark this day of tremendous greif?

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Members of the Central Committee and the Politburo Standing Committee -- which is essentially the same committee only with better drapery in the conference room -- wishes to give Her Excellency an appropriate "send off" as she dips her toe into the vast and dark waters of political irrelevance. Not even Harold Ickes can save her now, Comrades. The game is over.

Your Excellency, we have always been your most loyal and dedicated supporters. We have bled for you, killed for you, and even stole for you as opposed to stealing for ourselves – by far the most altruistic deed a progressive could possibly ever commit in the name of progress and on behalf of another. I myself went many nights without other people's money in the name of Her Excellency and I can assure you it was the hardest thing I have ever done in my entire life.

As for the record in question:

Her Excellency will always be remembered as a ruthless and steadfast supporter of Socialism and as an inspiration to us all within the higher echelons of Party leadership – that is, of course, until next week when we begin to portray the Clintons as nothing more than Republican operatives, Rovian practitioners and contemptuous usurpers of Fuhrer-elect Obama.

As for Bill, his legacy and reign during the 1990s will be forever remembered as a time of social calamity and economic injustice. Former President Clinton will go down in Party annals as nothing more than a mere Bush stooge who snatched the presidency away from progressive heroes like Algore and that rich guy who married that rich woman who no one can stand. I cannot recall his name at this moment, but he had great hair and a boyfriend also with great hair. Let the record also show that both Hillary and Bill Clinton were racist and card-carrying members of the KKK.

Please leave your condolences, Comrades, as we wish Her Excellency well. Perhaps someday she will rise again and lead us all to a better world free of freedom, personal responsibility and individuality. One day, Comrades. One day we will look back at all of this and say to ourselves (collectively), "I remember hearing of a racist named Hillary Clinton who lynched black people and who was a member of the Republican Party."

Yes, that is the Hillary that we will all remember. One that fits the Current Truth of our times.

It is time to say goodbye, Hillary. Lenin's speed, Our Many Titted Empress!

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At least Cobra Commander still has a chance....

A tragic story of ambition, greed and lust for power. She will be remembered as one of the greatest Rethuglicans since Tricky Dicky. Her husband will be fondly remembered as just another stain on a blue dress.

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Party leaders cannot but prize the opinion of the majority of their party. Our Empress understands this no less than any other party leader.

This has been the first time I have seen Our Empress in the role of the vanquished. But She is not in the least like those leaders who whine and lose heart after a defeat. On the contrary, defeat transforms Our Empress into a spring of compressed energy which inspires Her supporters for new battles and for future victory.

I heard today that the dedicated delegates, huddled together in a group, gazed at Our Empress and asked Her advice. Our Empress bitingly replied through clenched teeth: "Don't whine, comrades, we are bound to win, more ready than ever to take back the White House this November."

DEPARTING FROM US, COMRADE RODHAM ENJOINS US TO REMAIN FAITHFUL TO THE PRINCIPLES OF THE COMMUNIST INTERNATIONAL. WE VOW TO YOU, COMRADE RODHAM, THAT WE SHALL NOT SPARE OUR LIVES TO STRENGTHEN AND EXTEND THE UNION OF THE WORKING PEOPLE OF THE WHOLE WORLD -- THE COMMUNIST INTERNATIONAL!
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H/T to J. V. Stalin for the inspiration of this post.

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Esteemed and Honored Chairman, there is little more that I can add to your moving commentary on the end of an era other than to let you know that For the Common Good.....

THERE IS NO TREE I WILL NOT CUT DOWN!

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*If you get my dirift....


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NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! Hillary has NOT lost. She has NOT conceded anything other than that Amerikkkans are nothing but a bunch of ungrateful whiners. The only thing keeping her out of the White House is the misogyny of the Amerikkkan voters. They can't stand to see a minority get power, so they have turned on her. She's a womyn, and that makes her a minority, but her minority is bigger than Obama's so she should be the nominee and the winner in November! It's all because they hate womyn!

The Empress may yet have some use in the Senate.

She will be a powerful ally to the Sultan of Change in witchcrafting legislation to control the proles and destroy the KKKapitalist organizations and monopolies.

Now she will have more time to iron Bill's shirts before he meets his girlfriendsmakes a speech.

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Ah Comrades, while one can only adore the beauty of the video posted by the Chairman, this is a more accurate version. Here you will see the Empress on her way to confront the rebellious DNC, her fall, and the Obama supporters gradually taking the street against the Empress' guardsmen.



And here of course is the Empress meeting with Obama to discuss her being vice president....



But will he fall for it? That remains to be seen.


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"Evacuate? In (my) moment of triumph? I think you underestimate (his) chances."
- Grand Dame Hillary

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Premier Betty wrote:I never liked musicals....

nope, just certain reality shows...the O.M.'s msut be hatching a very sinister plot...I can't wait for the finale...lolz did uc Player's bio?? hehehehe!!!11!!!

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There is still hope, Comrades! The Hillary faction still lives! THE HILLARY FACTION STILL LIVES!

http://blog.hillaryclinton.com/blog/mai ... w_comments

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Private Pravda wrote: nope, just certain reality shows...the O.M.'s msut be hatching a very sinister plot...I can't wait for the finale...lolz did uc Player's bio?? hehehehe!!!11!!!

I wonder what the producer has to gain from all of it... whatever his plans are, he still remains in secret. I hope they come out with the finale soon. And as always, Player refuses to disappoint. His bio was not only hilarious, but very insightful and educational on his background and history of... whatever he did.

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THOUGHTCRIMINALS!!!

I come crawling out of deep undercover work in the Obahamama campaign trying to spread dissent and working Lupe's cousin's fingers to the bone trying to undermine his lies to this!!

Unfaithful malcontents!!

You all must grab your shovels and report immediately to the nearest re-education center for attitude adjustment!

Mach Schnell!!

*sigh*

My apologies comrades. I don't mean to fly off the People's Handle like this but my assignment has been trying and long. Now that the primaries are over I finally was able to slip away unnoticed.

It is always darkest before the Red Dawn comrades. Keep true to the party and Glorious Uber Comrade HRC, this is not over. There are still cards on the table and her Gloriousness is about to go 'all in'.

The Obahamama threat will be defeated and it is he who will relegated to a meager desk job in the Alaska wealth redistribution office.


O'Brien

WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

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Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:There is still hope, Comrades! The Hillary faction still lives! THE HILLARY FACTION STILL LIVES!

Marx have Mercy!...

Chairman Meow.... It is only out of my profound respect for you that I can bear the duty to do this...

WAKE UP AND SMELL THE CAVIAR CHAIRMAN! IT IS OVER!

Hillary is Yesterday's Borscht! The MTE will not win in 2012 or 2016!

I know it is painful for you to see your work, dedication go for nothing, and the profits from this cause dropping faster than one of Nancy's dirty diapers.

The important thing for you now boils down to two things:

1. Collect as much "contributions for the Empress" as you can find from the fools that still insist on hanging on, but not in an obvious way that can be traced back to you. Make sure that any token contributions that you may have had in transit to the Empress' headquarters to keep her claws off of you, are re-called to you for some made up emergency.
2. Cover your tracks if you haven't already. Yes, you are the Chairman, and famous for your escapes, but let's not take any undue chances.

I know you will miss the good times you and the Empress shared, and Lenin knows the MTE certainly had more manners and sophistication than Nancy. but Nancy is clearly the Power Bitch now regardless of any thing that will happen in November, so every effort must be made to hold one's nose and pander more to her degenerate desires - desires that will no doubt blossom to their full ugliness with the Empress out of her way.

Chairman, you can be sure this speaking so roughly and plainly to you has hurt me more than you, but at least now you know there is one comrade here you can count on to tell you the truth. Never forget my pledge to you earlier... There is no tree I will not cut down.

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The New HRC Agenda: The Four Year Plan

1. Liquidate all campaign workers who know too much.

2. Sell delegates to highest bidder to secure VP slot on ticket.

3. Stay carefully "out-of-the-loop" while BHO destroys the nation in the first term.

4. Begin quiet whispers in second year of BHO's term.

5. Denounce BHO as counter-revolutionary in 2011; run as "moderate unity" candidate.

6. Capture the White House in 2012

7. Purges begin in February 2013. Bill first up against the wall.


 
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