As a world fellow traveller, I am often ashamed of my uni-lingual fellow Americans while vacationing in Europe. Why can't they speak French? Why can't they speak German? When the French and Germans come to America, they can speak English.

Why is that?

Ignorance and Arrogance! That's why!

Look at all the Republicans demanding that we make "English" the official language of the United States. NO I SAY! We need more Spanish, German and French forcefully taught in our schools, especially French, so we can understand Pup's Tiger rants come football season and not feel embarrassed when we order brie and beaujolais from a Garçon on the Left Bank.

In order to enlighten the stupid American public, I feel it is my duty to give one free lesson in French so we can become more like Europe, with it's wonderful socialist programs!

All future lessons will be paid for with a new language tax come The Progressive World of Next Tuesday™

Click here for your first free lesson.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOTcGZnWh3U

Comrade Obama! As we say down here on the bayou....

Laissez les bon impôts rouler!

Which to our stupid Amerikan public means "Let the good taxes roll!"

I might add that I am thrilled to see you attacking important issues that get right to the needs of America today rather than trying to distract the voting public with fears over the alleged high price of gas or "terrorism!"

This is the sort of Change We Can Believe In!

Let me see if I have that right:

"Lay Say Less Bahn Imp pots ruler!"

Actually, I used the more Acadian style. For ignorant Amerikans, it would be laissez le bon rôle d'impôts in French. You can actually hear a (computer generated) pronunciation here. Oh, the richness and clarity and message makes one's heart sing!

Actual Frog Speak!/


The less ignorant People will enjoy this....though I imagine even the ignorant ones will understand this....tragedy!

Comrade Obama this is what I have to say to you.

дуньте оно вне ваш ишак, более свободный

Не думайте что мы не увидело того камрада

My good friend K.G.B. (who I will toss under the bus later, when politically expedient) I said French, German, and Spanish, not Russian!

I can't have that yet, not now anyways. People might begin to think I'm a communist or something like that.
I'd prefer to wait until after TPWONT to break that news.

Thank Obama for your wisdom! I hated to see such a distraction from your message of Change. May I add it is good to see you up and working for change at such an early hour? No doubt that Socialist Lite McCain is still deep asleep!

Obama wrote: People might begin to think I'm a communist or something like that.

Too late!!!

Marshal Pupovich wrote:Не думайте что мы не увидело того камрада

I beam with pride that my comrade and Friend Marshal Pupovichand I are conversing in the Mother language.


Вы камрад, но Obama все еще студж!


You must admit my dear friend Obama Cyrillic has a certain zest to it.


But instead of tossing me under the Bus, would you not rather Pupovich and myself,keep Comrade Wesley Clark on a short leash. He does make a wonderful"Sock” puppet, and some of the Pheasants actually believe him.


(In our State issued ZIL)

Поговорите немногую более громко для камрада микрофона!

Now mind you, Obama has warned you!

If I write in English the way you comrades write in the Mother Tongue, I must sound really funny.

This reminds me of that time I was in a Mexican whorehouse down in Nuevo when I had gotten two girls and all the time we were in there they kept carrying on this conversation in Spanish and I didn't know what they were...oh wait a minute...is this damn mic still on?!

As we say to tourists from Spain, Germany and France out here in ranch country....

Tourist: Why are you carrying a gun? You hunt here too? My my you have a big truck? Do you get good gas milage?

Nav: .... Takes a puff on cigarette... Uses glowing bud to light fuse on stick of dynamite ...throws dynamite in the water and says: "Y'all gonna fish or talk all day with a funny accent?"

I wonder what it's like having a wife that is finally proud of her country within the last year and informs the world just as you are running for the highest office in the land.

There are foreigners among us I tell ya!

Thank you Comrade Pupovich I will speak louder in the future. And Comrade Red Square I was listening to Comrade Reverend Jackson the other day he was speaking "funny" Something not very nice about Comrade Messiah-Obamas "гайки"

Will someone please tell me why Comrade Jackson would say such things about hurting a Comrade? But Alas Comrade Jackson speaks a strange language anyway...Shiiiiiii moefo.

"Y'all gonna fish or talk all day with a funny accent?" Ahhh the Pheasents...

Comrade Cube, you must understand that we were speaking in "Rus-bonics," the "street" language of ignorant Amerikans so others can understand us.

"Rus-bonics,"

For those who do not understand
English Russian Rus-bonics
hello здравствулте! Hey MOFO Comrade
Goodbye До свидания Later N---- Comrade

Comrade KGB, I believe it would be best if we were to refrain from speaking in such manner. After all, the Supreme Cube's language skills are limited by having merely being born and raised in the Motherland, and of course our other comrades here are for the most part ignorant Amerikans, barely able to say Merci beau coup. We are of course blessed with the most sophisticated Russian language skills, I for one do not wish to make Red feel less equal in any way.

Marshal Pupovich wrote: The less ignorant People will enjoy this....though I imagine even the ignorant ones will understand this....tragedy!

Pup,
Was that one of algore's ancestors solving global warming for The People in the 1800's?

Doesn't anyone know that the industrial revolution destroyed the planet and killed off every single species? Why don't people realize what a threat this is? The only reason we are here today is because the power of the Goreacle allowed us to rapidly re-evolve from what little bacteria was left! Why are we wasting this second chance Gore has given us?

I was hesitant to post that video, after all, one could not help but be struck with the notion that it was making fun of one of the Chairman's ancestors. I do hope the Chairman was not offended in any way.

Marshal Pupovich Please Forgive me, as well I beg forgiveness from the Supreme Cube Obama-Messiah, algore and all, for my transgression. I shall report to the Offices of the KGB, (I'll be there anyway Monday Morning) Report to my Supervisor for disciplinary action, and Pledge never to do this horrible act again.

Followed by Coffee and Pastries I promise not to enjoy.

I too feel some guilt about that video I posted since I knew the Chairman could have been traumatized by it.... not enough guilt as to make me wish to confess to the KGB, more along the lines of the regret one may have from choosing Ruffles with Ridges when I prefer regular Constitutional tater chips.

"Why can't they(Amerikans) speak French? Why can't they speak German?"

It's because Amerikans are so isolated and stipud to bother to learn, at least the rethugliKKKans anyway.

When you are trying to make a point about American stupidity, I find it always best to spell stupid properly to have the greatest impact.

I'm flatulent in five languages!

Navigator wrote:When you are trying to make a point about American stupidity, I find it always best to spell stupid properly to have the greatest impact.

I'm flatulent in five languages!

Congrlation (There's an inside joke here, I dare you to find what I'm talking about), what was your gas rank?

Comrade_Elliot,
My stupidity is causing me to trip over my isolation. Therefore I am unable to see the inside joke.
BTW, I passed at the top of my gas.
Thats why I now stay at a Holiday Inn.

;-) ;-(

Navigator wrote:Comrade_Elliot,
My stupidity is causing me to trip over my isolation. Therefore I am unable to see the inside joke.
BTW, I passed at the top of my gas.
Thats why I now stay at a Holiday Inn.

;-(

I didn't expect you to get the joke. Second, is it a Holiday Inn Cambodia? ( A song by the Dead Kennedys "Holiday in Cambodia")

I googled "Dead Kennedys "Holiday in Cambodia"

Now I'm purging........

Haha. . . I like you Navigator, your a real sport .

Please Comtade Navigator, we need more googling. Though I was not sure if they were saying this was a bad thing or not....

Well youll work harder
With a gun in your back
For a bowl of rice a day
Slave for soldiers
Till you starve
Then your head is skewered on a stake

Marshal Pupovich wrote:Please Comtade Navigator, we need more googling. Though I was not sure if they were saying this was a bad thing or not....

Well youll work harder
With a gun in your back
For a bowl of rice a day
Slave for soldiers
Till you starve
Then your head is skewered on a stake

"Kiss ass till your rich,
but your boss still gets richer off of you."

Touché Marshal Pupovich.

See...all I did was roll up my windows and lock the doors.
I wasn't properly mentally prepared for the education I might receive from the Dead Kennedy's.
I judged the book by it's cover.
I lumped my prejudices into one basket.

Do you suppose one day Dead Kennedy music will be played in elevators some day?

Do you suppose one day Dead Kennedy music will be played in elevators some day?

If The Party takes it into consideration, than yes.

I personally am waiting eagerly for one dead Kennedy in particular to go solo so to speak.

Can you ever have enough Dead Kennedys?

Why can't people be mor interrogent, rike me.

Ivan Betinov wrote:Can you ever have enough Dead Kennedys?

Not really, though we do need more Kennedy Cops. Where is that shyster... er Chairman?

Marshal Pupovich wrote:

Ivan Betinov wrote:Can you ever have enough Dead Kennedys?

Not really, though we do need more Kennedy Cops. Where is that shyster... er Chairman?

You got me.

Can I have the Kennedy Compound when he is finally toast? It would make a most wonderful laboratory, where I could continue the family tradition of blending hazardous substances to produce toxic compunds. In fact, I make compounds IN the compound! HA, I make joke, no?

No.

(Damn, but I'm in a bitchy mood this morning. I blame it on Bush threatening to kill all the baby seals and polar bears by drilling holes in the continental shelf and further accelerating the process of Anthropogenic Continental Drift.)

I'm kinda bitchy because Bush hasn't been blamed as much as the good ole days.
I'm kinda hoping for an asteroid to fall so we can get off this global warming hoopla and get back to rightfully blaming Bush of all the evils of the universe.

Dr. Gno wrote:Can I have the Kennedy Compound when he is finally toast? It would make a most wonderful laboratory, where I could continue the family tradition of blending hazardous substances to produce toxic compunds. In fact, I make compounds IN the compound! HA, I make joke, no?

No, it's not a good joke, but you can have the compound, if you want to be unequal to all the other comrades.

There is only one fair way to settle this, so as Marshal, I have confiscated title from the soon to be former Kennedy estate. I will be selling time shares to the estate so that every one will have equal access to use the estate for a small fee, which I will of course laundry and donate to the Party.

Marshal Pupovich wrote:There is only one fair way to settle this, so as Marshal, I have confiscated title from the soon to be former Kennedy estate. I will be selling time shares to the estate so that every one will have equal access to use the estate for a small fee, which I will of course laundry and donate to the Party.

(Claps quickly and proudly)
Once again, Marshal Pupovich with The Party's answer.

Comrade Eliot, while everyone may habe equal access, with your vigorous show of support, your application will no doubt be looked upon quite favorably.

Marshal Pupovich wrote:Comrade Eliot, while everyone may habe equal access, with your vigorous show of support, your application will no doubt be looked upon quite favorably.

I don't know what to say without looking unequal, so I'll have to say nothing Marshal, except thank-you.

I don't know what to say without looking unequal, so I'll have to say nothing Marshal, except thank-you.

Dat wud be Danke Schöen.

Wad de fug, dinna-u subscibe to my lesson plan?
Learn to speak French and kikazz....ummm...no.. kizzazz.
Sumbuddy is messin' wit my ear mike now.

First it waz de teleprompter, now it be da ear mikeal.
Sheet....damn HOs.

Dem fuggin krauts betta be n in sum serious numbas 2day or else we gunna pop sum caps in germanys fuggin ass, yo!

Obama 08

Chairman, you have a license to speak Jive?

Chairman, you have a license to speak Jive?

Straight up, bro! Wurd!

P.Chenko bought my "Hooked on Ebonics" videos and now he be keepin' it real!



Language skills be important. It can save a brothers life

Shit man, I tell that skinny man, " This splits the meat five ways"

(Golly Obama, I have to say, "I love those scenes" (From Airplane!))

I hesitate to show this here, but the arch criminal Rush Limbaugh and his goons have also stepped up to try and deceive our friends "in the hood." He comes in about midway,

And today my fellow Germans, as John F. Kennedy said a generation ago, Ich bin stöltz zu sagen gleich "I am a jelly doughnut"......wad de fug? Can you hear me? My damn ear mike must be on da fritz again. Sheet and the teleprompter is crunked up too. "Jelly doughnut"? JFK didn't say that? .....ahhh...ummm...oh....can you hear me now?...OK...glad to see all you Heinies are fired up....and don't forget in November to vote for Obama! Merci beaucoup!

Translation: Priced to move. Jelly doughnuts. 2 pieces for 1.00 euro. Regular price .85 euros each.

If I understood the news correctly, you are not just a jelly donut in Germany, you are now a jelly donut to the world?

Whaz de fug? Yo down with that homey?