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Mexican beer transitions from XX to XY

10/31/2018, 12:58 am
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DOS EQUIS (XX) lager has announced it is officially transitioning for the modern era and will now self-identify as EQUIS I GRIEGA (XY).

The new lager will include an additional ingredient of testosterone hormone that will give it a deeper taste of toxic masculinity, yet retain its effeminate aroma.

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Already the new branding is proving very popular among the connoisseurs.

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When asked about the new trans-beverage, former presidential candidate Hillary Clinton chuckled, stating, "They all taste alike."

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10/31/2018, 11:16 am
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The Progressive beer for The Glorious World of Next Tuesday™!!

I wonder if this will replace our beet vodka rations out on the field?
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10/31/2018, 12:46 pm
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El Presidente wrote:DOS EQUIS (XX) lager has announced it is officially transitioning for the modern era and will now self-identify as EQUIS I GRIEGA (XY).

The new lager will include an additional ingredient of testosterone hormone that will give it a deeper taste of toxic masculinity, [highlight=#ffff00]yet retain its effeminate aroma[/highlight].
Fish scented beer? Does the Kommissar approve?
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11/10/2018, 7:39 pm
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This post is supremely brilliant. I credit El Presidente for my long overdue return to 'The Party'. I received a most equal chuckle out of this and had to share my pleasure with the kollektive here. Thanks El Presidente!
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