It was noted that Michelle’s eating habits are actually kept in check by placing a “victory bag” over her head as seen in the sack race below. This not only explains how she manages to stay so slim but also how
MoochelleWhad'ya mean they ain't got no lobster ?Obviously it's those evil reichwinger's fault, what with all their counterproductive ideas like trying to get the government to spend less, ESPECIALLY when it's For The Children™.
A pilot program has been already successfully tested in one of Latino schools:
Teacher fed semen to kids in Los Angeles elementary school
Quote:Some photos allegedly showed Berndt with his arm around children or his hand over their mouths. Other photos showed children with live bugs the size of hissing cockroaches on their mouths or faces.
Others depicted girls with what appears to be a spoon up to their mouths as if they were going to ingest a clear-white liquid. Children were fed Berndt’s semen from a spoon or on cookies, investigators said.
"Yes Ma'am. The school cafeteria line is merely a series of items nobody wants, but from which we are forced to choose. Kind of like your husband's failed administration."
Quote:President and Mrs. Obama spent Valentine’s Day with the One Percent Tuesday, shelling out up to $300 for dinner for two at the high-end Vermilion restaurant outside of Washington.
Michelle just recently completed a three-day tour of the nation promoting her “Let’s Move” health and fitness initiative, during which she was depicted in a widely circulated photograph passing around a bowl of salad at an inexpensive Olive Garden restaurant.
But the press was not even permitted to take a peek at the Obamas last night as they feasted at one of the Washington area’s trendiest upscale joints.
Comrade Michelle knows what's best for you. Do not question her as she is a well-known health expert.
She once had a $377,000.00 per year job in the University of Chicago Medical Center, so she most certainly does know health better than you do. How else would she get such a high paying job in the health field?