What book would Ahmadinejad give to Netanyahu, if they were to meet at an international conference?[justify]I also wonder, why didn't our glorious President Obama, who called himself a "reader", give visiting Prime Minister of UK a book collection, instead of DVDs?[/justify]
Vladimir Toot'enHow dare she speak of such heresy we must send her to the Russian Gulag with a shovel in hand. BTW should we invite the new Gay Comrad Perez Hilton to this glorious site?
Comrade WhoopieI must agree with comrade "Guest" (if that's really his name). All this talk of restricting this pageant to female units smacks of sexism. I demand total gender neutrality! The nongendered deserve full equality along with the ugly and untalented.
Red SquareEnough empty talk! Miss USA awards must be always given on the basis of progressive thinking, just like the Oscars!
Red SquareIn fact, it's time to hold a Miss People's Cube pageant. We already have enough female units in our collective to start making a selection.
Commissarka PinkieBut seriously, shouldn't we be concerned that this sort of thing is a type of competition? Do we really think that's fair? What about the feelings of the runners-up?
Quote:Otherwise, I like all the many things the Miss America Pageant has done in recent years to
Quote:Allowing the contestants to wear black pantsuits for the evening wear competition so they all look like penguins, and everyone knows penguins are cute, especially since their habitat is now endangered by Global Warming.
Quote:Changing the name of the swimsuit competition to "fitness competition" so you'll look at these women and think only of muscles fit for swinging a shovel, instead of boobs and butt fit for--well, never mind.
Quote:Finally, my very favorite part of the pageant, THE POLITICAL PLATFORM, in which contestants describe their favorite cause/issue du jour, and how they will spend their reign Raising Awareness about it and showing everyone how much they care by wearing the appropriately colored ribbon and haranguing the government for more funding.
Quote:Yes, I love the whole defeminization and politicization of beauty pageants in recent years, where what's fashionable is no longer your swimsuit or evening gown, but your pet cause.
AnonymousI - Perez Hilton wish to enter your glorious pageant!!
Obamissar 7.62listening to Al Gore give speeches. . .
AbecedariusRexAS for the pageant idea... didn't we forget our little furry friends? I'd love to see some dogs entered into the pageant...
JillYou, like many of us, confused them with the Miss USA contest. We want to bless Miss America contest and direct our comments to the guilty Miss USA organization.
Miss America Organization’s Public Relations DepartmentGood morning Jill, please be advised The Miss America Pageant was televised this past January. The show you are referring to which was televised last night, was The Miss USA Pageant, an organization that is in no way connected to us. The Miss America Organization remains committed to our core values and our 88 year old tradition - which we are all so proud of today.
KlingonI wish to enter said Earth contest...
Red SquareChairman Meow will be in charge of registration.
NanskyI'm practicing for my crown. It's mine - mine, mine, mine.
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