Remember when possession of a revolver shaped Pop Tart could get a child busted? Well, comrades, much progress has been made since those early days. As you will see, Ahmed Mohamed is now considered a hero for bringing - what any rational person could judge to be - a bomb to school. Even Dear Leader is singing his praises.

[highlight=#ffff00][*NOTE TO SELF:] Call Secret Service and see if they'll be inspecting the "clock" Ahmed brings. [/highlight]

CNN

When Ahmed Mohamed went to his high school in Irving, Texas, Monday, he was so excited. A teenager with dreams of becoming an engineer, he wanted to show his teacher the digital clock he'd made from a pencil case.

The 14-year-old's day ended not with praise, but punishment, after the school called police and he was arrested. A photo shows Ahmed, wearing a NASA t-shirt, looking confused and upset as he's being led out of school in handcuffs.

"They arrested me and they told me that I committed the crime of a hoax bomb, a fake bomb," the freshman later explained to WFAA after authorities released him.

Some interesting comments by a Twitter Comrade have cast doubt on Ahmed's story. Click here to watch video on Youtube

In keeping with Dear Leader (PBUH) and his Jihad crusade stated goal to make Amerikka great by inspiring more kids to learn science, Madrasas across the country will invoke the "Special Curriculum" (wink wink...) and immediately begin teaching the theory and application of ballistics, propellants, and small unit tactics team management.


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A special field trip on Friday after prayer will take selected students to hydro-electric and nuclear power plants for reconnaissance a guided tour.


Regrettably, school lunches remain under the control of FLATUS Moo; but the silver lining there is that they will be made halal across the country, so as not to offend for "religious reasons."

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:In keeping with Dear Leader (PBUH) and his Jihad crusade stated goal to make Amerikka great by inspiring more kids to learn science, Madrasas across the country will invoke the "Special Curriculum" (wink wink...) and immediately begin teaching the theory and application of ballistics, propellants, and small unit tactics team management.

A special field trip on Friday after prayer will take selected students to hydro-electric and nuclear power plants for reconnaissance a guided tour.


Regrettably, school lunches remain under the control of FLATUS Moo; but the silver lining there is that they will be made halal across the country, so as not to offend for "religious reasons."

I hope those "ballistics propelling devices" the kiddies are playing with aren't actually pistol shaped Pop Tarts. They could shoot an eye out or get arrested!

Captain Craptek wrote:

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:In keeping with Dear Leader (PBUH) and his Jihad crusade stated goal to make Amerikka great by inspiring more kids to learn science, Madrasas across the country will invoke the "Special Curriculum" (wink wink...) and immediately begin teaching the theory and application of ballistics, propellants, and small unit tactics team management.

A special field trip on Friday after prayer will take selected students to hydro-electric and nuclear power plants for reconnaissance a guided tour.


Regrettably, school lunches remain under the control of FLATUS Moo; but the silver lining there is that they will be made halal across the country, so as not to offend for "religious reasons."

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I hope those "ballistics propelling devices" the kiddies are playing with aren't actually pistol shaped Pop Tarts. They could shoot an eye out or get arrested!

I'd like to add onto the Pile Of Hope™ by hoping that they aren't finger BPD's. Now those are the real killers. 100% concealable, doesn't appear to metal detectors or x-ray machines, and an unlimited amount of projectiles. It's practically a mass-murderer's dream.

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:In keeping with Dear Leader (PBUH) and his Jihad crusade stated goal to make Amerikka great by inspiring more kids to learn science, Madrasas across the country will invoke the "Special Curriculum" (wink wink...) and immediately begin teaching the theory and application of ballistics, propellants, and small unit tactics team management.

Of course comrade, when they say 'science' they mean the science of the 7th century.

Found this graphic. Wish I could take credit for it, but I can't. Don't know who made it.

Is this kid actually going to the White House for a presidential show-n-tell? If so, I want to know how the Secret Service handles the "clock" before it's allowed in building. I wouldn't be surprised if a substitute "clock" - rather than the original - is being prepared for Dear Leader to gawk at brainlessly as the cameras click. I'm sure the kid, his "clock", and everyone else in this circus spectacular will be required to run the gauntlet of detectors prior to entry. (off camera of course) Hopefully no one will try hiding a loaded Pop Tart in their underwear - that would ruin the show.

Captain Craptek wrote:

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Is this kid actually going to the White House for a presidential show-n-tell? If so, I want to know how the Secret Service handles the "clock" before it's allowed in building. I wouldn't be surprised if a substitute "clock" - rather than the original - is being prepared for Dear Leader to gawk at brainlessly as the cameras click. I'm sure the kid, his "clock", and everyone else in this circus spectacular will be required to run the gauntlet of detectors prior to entry. (off camera of course) Hopefully none of them will try hiding a loaded Pop Tart in their underwear - that would ruin the show.

What's so wrong with that? The kid shows Obama his thing, Obama might show the kid his thing, and at the end of the day everybody has fun. And since it's clear that Obama loves the kid, I think we need to call the North American Man-Boy Love Association and have them officially sanction the event.

I guess I need to go get new glasses again. I read that three times as "Mohamed builds a duck."

Lev Termen wrote:I guess I need to go get new glasses again. I read that three times as "Mohamed builds a duck."

Well, if it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, explodes like a duck....

I denounce your exclusionary classification of ducks by appearance, sound, and blast radius. How does the duck IDENTIFY itself?

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:I denounce your exclusionary classification of ducks by appearance, sound, and blast radius. [highlight=#ffff00]How does the duck IDENTIFY itself?[/highlight]

"QUACK....QUACK....QUACK!"

Cis-squirrel. <spit>

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:Cis-squirrel. <spit>

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:I denounce your exclusionary classification of ducks by appearance, sound, and blast radius. How does the duck IDENTIFY itself?

And I in turn denounce this counterrevolutionary individualism. It is the State that assigns identities.

My eyes were correct! I DID see a teenage lad waiting at Platform 6 with a bomb-shaped clock...

What else explodes other than ducks, Lev Termen wrote:

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Surely you don't mean the The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch?

Captain Craptek was good and wise when he wrote: Surely you don't mean the The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch?

Well, yeah, there is that. And Taco Bell.

I even have the suspicion that this whole story was a trap. An inspiring engineer doesn't build a clock. There is so much to choose from. The clock is the most vulgar of them all. It might even go al the way up to Obama, or might be a concoction of local muzies.

What's the big deal, comrades? We have boys who identify as girls, girls who identify as boys, whites identifying as blacks; and even Hillary identifying as someone who's soft and has heart and a sense of humor. Hell, sometimes I like to identify my shovel as Brad Pitt.

So if it looks like a bomb but the builder identifies it as a clock--who are any of us to judge its identity based solely on appearance? Who are we, as progressives, to cling to--if you'll pardon the pun--timeworn old stereotypes about what a clock should look like?

For that matter, who are we to judge Ahmed for what he does? For how he thinks? For how he feels? For his interests, or what, if anything, goes against those interests? Who are we to decide what should be in his mind and in his heart?

Now please excuse me. Brad and I must go and conduct an intervention of minorities who identify as Republican.

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I knew. An aspiring engineer doesn't build a clock. Then, he doesn't put it in a suitcase to make it look like a bomb. Then, looking more in detail, all the guy did is take an alarm clock, throw away the covers, and masquerade it as a IED suitcase. Predictable outcome. Count this as one of the greatest inventions of Islam.[/highlight]

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I knew. An aspiring engineer doesn't build a clock. Then, he doesn't put it in a suitcase to make it look like a bomb. Then, looking more in detail, all the guy did is take an alarm clock, throw away the covers, and masquerade it as a IED suitcase. Predictable outcome. Count this as one of the greatest inventions of Islam.[/highlight]

Wait a minute- I can take apart any household electronic, put it in a different case I find around the house, and get an invite from POTUS? Please excuse me, I'm off to put my blender's guts in a shoebox. And for extra credit, I'll make the pitcher out of paper & toothpicks!


Fuck Ahmed. If he's Muslim, which he probably is, he can go back to the middle east with his dad and participate in ISIL like he probably wants to. Either that or he should get with it and convert to something else than Islam. Atheism, Christianity, one of the many types of Paganism, Pantheism, Buddhism, anything. Just as long as it isn't that murdering, woman-hating, concentration camp of a religion.

Oh wait, if he converts to another religion his dad (and probably mum) will shut him out and probably injure him. Such is the Great Paradox of Islam; It's self-advertised as the "religion of peace", yet its followers are the most violent. And it's followers are instructed to go to a city once in their lives and walk around a black box a few times. What a bunch of idiots.

I'm Agnostic, but I sure am glad I support Israel and not Pakistan (like some "human rights" people are doing nowadays). Israel deserves what they have, a bunch of Muslims don't.

Why are we even having a discussion about this? It's obvious Ahmed is innocent and most likely deserves a huge personal injury settlement from the city. As a matter of fact, it looks like Ahmed is a supreme being seeing his name has 5 letters and so does Jesus (this is no coincidence). Jesus came up with new ways to package products (see turning water into wine), just like Ahmed who turned a useless brand new radio into a pile of trash ready to be recycled stimulating the economy. Jesus was arrested so was Ahmed. Haters like Talbot accuse Ahmed of being a fraud, just like the Jews did with Jesus. Conclusion: Ahmed is all wise, all powerful, and a supreme being. From this day on, I'll start addressing the lad as Alpha-Omega.

Red Walrus wrote:Why are we even having a discussion about this? It's obvious Ahmed is innocent and most likely deserves a huge personal injury settlement from the city. As a matter of fact, it looks like Ahmed is a supreme being seeing his name has 5 letters and so does Jesus (this is no coincidence). Jesus came up with new ways to package products (see turning water into wine), just like Ahmed who turned a useless brand new radio into a pile of trash ready to be recycled stimulating the economy. Jesus was arrested so was Ahmed. Haters like Talbot accuse Ahmed of being a fraud, just like the Jews did with Jesus. Conclusion: Ahmed is all wise, all powerful, and a supreme being. From this day on, I'll start addressing the lad as Alpha-Omega.

No-no-no, Jesus didn't repackage something, he transformed something. Just like Obama is transforming America. Obama has 5 letters as well. Obama has been arrested by the Right-wing media, and they also accuse him of being a fraud. Therefore, I denounce you thinking Ahmed is a deity and affirm what we already knew: That Obama is the One True Progressive Saviour of this whole world, maker of Government and Bureaucracy, of all things seen and unseen.

Anyway, I say that we should petition Director Square, Pope of the Progressive Church, to bestow Sainthood upon Ahmed. He's at least a Saint, I'll at least meet you halfway.

"...you didn't build that!"

(and next time put a quick disconnect between the green and blue wires to facilitate putting in a detonator (cough) alarm device...)

Hell, sometimes I like to identify my shovel as Brad Pitt.

Can you imagine, comrades, the mental image that statement conjures up? And for me, a mental image is the worst kind of image.

Ivan Betinov wrote:

Hell, sometimes I like to identify my shovel as Brad Pitt.

Can you imagine, comrades, the mental image that statement conjures up? And for me, a mental image is the worst kind of image.

How about a physical image?

I do hope there is no regulation prohibiting unnatural acts between womyn-folk and garden implements.
And a photographer.

How can it be unnatural if it involves the word "garden"?

Ivan Betinov wrote:How can it be unnatural if it involves the word "garden"?

Some pervert might conjure up new spelling for the common "garden-hoe"

[color=#C0392B]Commissarka Pinkie[/color] expressed a desire that many women like us harbor when she wrote:Hell, sometimes I like to identify my shovel as Brad Pitt.

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Commissarka Pinkie...
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I took the liberty of completing your babushka and providing you with your very own Glock™ Brad Pitt™ Entrenching Tool©!
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I used a gaussian blur on the second shovel image to match the softness of your persona.
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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:In keeping with Dear Leader (PBUH) and his Jihad crusade stated goal to make Amerikka great by inspiring more kids to learn science, Madrasas across the country will invoke the "Special Curriculum" (wink wink...) and immediately begin teaching the theory and application of ballistics, propellants, and small unit tactics team management.




A special field trip on Friday after prayer will take selected students to hydro-electric and nuclear power plants for reconnaissance a guided tour.


Regrettably, school lunches remain under the control of FLATUS Moo; but the silver lining there is that they will be made halal across the country, so as not to offend for "religious reasons."

A slight modification of the Big Bang Theory, as taught in our all inclusive schools, could have a high yield and explosive results, I think.

Uhhhh....can I borrow your shovel sometime, Pinkie?

Only if you promise to wipe it off after you're done.

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Only if you promise to wipe it off after you're done.

Pinkie, be sure Kelly does it with Kellox. Only way you'll get the HIV, AIDS, and clap offa your shovel:

I think we just might have a micro-aggression colliding with a trigger warning

[color=#C0392B]Comrade Stierlitz exhibits his tactful admonitory style as he[/color] wrote:

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Only if you promise to wipe it off after you're done.

Pinkie, be sure Kelly does it with Kellox. Only way you'll get the HIV, AIDS, and clap offa your shovel:

Hmmm..... sensitivity Comrade Stierlitz,.. sensitivity.

Captain Craptek wrote:

[color=#C0392B]Comrade Stierlitz exhibits his tactful admonitory style as he[/color] wrote:

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Only if you promise to wipe it off after you're done.

Pinkie, be sure Kelly does it with Kellox. Only way you'll get the HIV, AIDS, and clap offa your shovel:

Hmmm..... sensitivity Comrade Stierlitz,.. sensitivity.

Sensitivity? Comrade, Komissarkas are eternally glorious and deserve to be forewarned of the dangers us little people can pose to them. Plus, I never said the diseases came from Kelly, I just implied that there may be diseases on the shovel which she doesn't know about. I also said that she should use the type of chlorine bleach which is made by Worker Kelly so that Kelly gets a recognition by the Ministry of Plenty for high quality. And, at the end of the day, does it really matter? Some servers with some incriminating data, some shovel with some incriminating diseases, aren't they all the same when you get down to it?

Comrade Stierlitz wrote:

Captain Craptek wrote:

[color=#C0392B]Comrade Stierlitz exhibits his tactful admonitory style as he[/color] wrote:
Pinkie, be sure Kelly does it with Kellox. Only way you'll get the HIV, AIDS, and clap offa your shovel:

Hmmm..... sensitivity Comrade Stierlitz,.. sensitivity.

Sensitivity? Comrade, Komissarkas are eternally glorious and deserve to be forewarned of the dangers us little people can pose to them. Plus, I never said the diseases came from Kelly, I just implied that there may be diseases on the shovel which she doesn't know about. I also said that she should use the type of chlorine bleach which is made by Worker Kelly so that Kelly gets a recognition by the Ministry of Plenty for high quality. And, at the end of the day, does it really matter? Some servers with some incriminating data, some shovel with some incriminating diseases, aren't they all the same when you get down to it?

Oh, dear... I'm sorry! Did I offend your sensibilities? I apologize - I think it's my time of month or something... anyway, as you were, comrade.

Comrade Stierlitz wrote:

Ivan Betinov wrote:

Hell, sometimes I like to identify my shovel as Brad Pitt.

Can you imagine, comrades, the mental image that statement conjures up? And for me, a mental image is the worst kind of image.

How about a physical image?

PittShovel.jpg

The handle on this particular shovel makes the mental image far worse than I had originally imagined...

Not a problem, Comrade Commisar, that handle has no doubt got a battery operated "massage device" cleverly embedded, to relax those tense muscles after a long day in the beet fields followed by whacking free-thinking cubists...


I'm told that repetitive motions can cause carpal tunnel issues. That's what I hear.

Pinkie: I promise. I always clean my shovel after digging beets.Although, I confess...I actually was gonna borrow it "to kill Naaah-tzis!"


Comrade Ivan: One of my favorite implements of relaxation the kollective shares.

The ads always show smiling womyn holding such things up to their neck...I'm sure it works well for a throbbing ache.

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:The ads always show smiling womyn holding such things up to their neck...I'm sure it works well for a throbbing ache.

I have no idea if they work or not, but I've heard that the women who have these devices also have about 500-600 bucks worth of AA batteries in their nightstand at all times. Maybe it's an electroshock device? I'm thinking we should outlaw these devices for being non-State-sponsored methods of torture. The State can initiate electroshock on anybody, but I think that you're unfit for production if you practice self-electroshock.

If it's electroshock, AND they are visiting Jiffy-Lobo, they are defrauding Obamacare!

I'll not stand for it! No!

Young Ahmed Mohamed, recently recognized as the inventor of the digital alarm clock, has contributed manufacturing rights for his latest invention to the Palestinian Peace Initiative. The new device -- dubbed DBTV (Digital Bedsheet TV) by its young inventor -- is becoming quite popular throughout the region.

Comrade clock-boy moves to Qatar? I wonder why?

Comrade Mohamed moves to Middle East after sunning in Sudan!

Red Walrus wrote:Comrade clock-boy moves to Qatar? I wonder why?

Comrade Mohamed moves to Middle East after sunning in Sudan!

Them Texas girls don't make his clock ring. But, to be fair, he doesn't make the Texas Girls' clocks ring either.

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Birds of a feather flock together, as the saying goes.

Comrade Stierlitz wrote:

Red Walrus wrote:Comrade clock-boy moves to Qatar? I wonder why?

Comrade Mohamed moves to Middle East after sunning in Sudan!

Them Texas girls don't make his clock ring. But, to be fair, he doesn't make the Texas Girls' clocks ring either.

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Birds of a feather flock together, as the saying goes.

The boy who was terrorized by right wing Bible thumpers is pure genius. Builds a bomb without the C4 clock and has it "ring" in class ... meets Comrade Obama (PBUH), goes on extended media tour, has multiple scholarship offers, and so on and on. May Lenin bless the inventive little rascal and may all of his father's personal dreams come true.

Is it true the poor lad was driven out of the United States and now lives in Dubai?

Yes, Comrade H&L, it's true. His family is emigrating, if you'll pardon the expression, to Dubai.

Tick, tick, tick...............................

Keep a sharp eye on news from Qatar -- we haven't heard the last of Clock-Boy.

[ON] or [OFF], depending on how you want to see it.

Here's what it boils down to:


And I'm sorry about the picture of the Kapitalist Exploitation Units. They suffered from Kapitalist Compression; the original pic was about 2500px in width and 1500px in height.

Yeah, right, Comrade Bull.

ps: you're right

What am I missing here? Is it "Ya right...Comrade (Stierlitz) what you are saying is bull."

Or is there someone here who's name is Bull or means Bull or he/she is Bullish? I had a busy day, maybe I'm gullible this evening?

Red Walrus wrote:What am I missing here? Is it "Ya right...Comrade (Stierlitz) what you are saying is bull."

Or is there someone here who's name is Bull or means Bull or he/she is Bullish? I had a busy day, maybe I'm gullible this evening?

Some conversations are best left un-heard.

In Qatar, he will not be persecuted for making bombs that look like clocks.

No, Comrade KKK,
He, AND his family will be celebrated!
That was the plan, all along.

Komrades! Important Development!

Ahmed Mohamed demands $15m compensation and written apology for homemade clock arrest

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Isn't this just a peachy little racket he set himself up? Shove an alarm clock in a briefcase, get it to go off in the middle of school, at a time when nobody would need an alarm to go off, visit with the president, get to move to where your religion is law, and then finally demand more stuff despite what you already got. It's like he was planning it all along...

DONE! Please check this off my honey-do list.

Dear Ahmed,

I've got your apology right here waiting for you, beautifully handwritten on this big leather strap.

Come and get it. Don't keep your dear Uncle Lev waiting; you know you'll only a bigger apology later on.

Death by 1000 cuts, or just another small wound in The Great Satan's hide - no problemo... relax... isn't that what Dear Leader would advise?