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Move Over Einstein, there is a new kid in town

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Comrades,

We know that many on the racist right have tried to play up Papa Obama's deficit spending as having no end in sight. But, through my sources at DNC, I have been given inside knowledge of Papa Obama's theory on deficit spending. Papa Obama has actually found a universal constant to spending.

Apparently, he has based it on another's work but not as smart as Papa Obama to see the big picture

E= MC2
where:
E= socialist egalitarianism
M= Gross National Product
C= speed of spending- which is a constant

It is so simple and beautiful

Let us approximate on our current deficit spending to show us how this works
(using 365 days) h/t to RealDealPolitics

At 4 trillion dollars a year, what we actually have....
Per actual day $10,958,904,110
Per actual hour $456,621,005
Per actual minute $7,610,350
Per actual second $126,839

Indeed as spending approaches the same number of units per second for the speed of light or 186,282 miles per second, we will reach our Progressive Utopia. In Papa Obama's theory, as we approach this speed of spending constant the National Debt will actually slow down. Of course, once achieving this Utopia, the masses will respond in kind by being the most productive ever in history and at that point the Deficit will just "wither away". Man will truly become free...

Man, at last the master of his own form of social organization, becomes at the same time the lord over Nature, his own master — free.

Trying to build on Papa Obama's theory, some progressives, like Krugman, are hard at work to see if we can break this constant of spending to see if it would be possible to even reverse the National Debt.

These are most exciting times we live in comrades

Remember,
Papa Obama IS working, we just need more spending to get there !

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Ahh, comrade - finally a scientific reason for the glow that surrounds Dear Leader!

All this time I've just assumed that it was simply because He is the One, but - like everything that's real - it can be explained scientifically as well! And as we approach $186,282 per second, the glow is going to become ever brighter!!

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R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:
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Ahh, comrade - finally a scientific reason for the glow that surrounds Dear Leader!

All this time I've just assumed that it was simply because He is the One, but - like everything that's real - it can be explained scientifically as well! And as we approach $186,282 per second, the glow is going to become ever brighter!!


Agree comrade

No doubt, Papa Obama will receive several Nobel Prizes for this great contribution to mankind


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Another universal constant

no doubt comrade

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And if any members of your Collective embrace any "Uncertainty Principle" regarding Dear Leader's divinity brilliance, The Glorious Heroic Peoples Revolutionary Commissariat Of Compliance urges you to make a list and forward it to The Central Committee as soon as possible (and of course, you can expect to receive an extra ration of beet vodka for identifying another counter-revolutionary!)

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Apparatchik Unkulturny wrote:And if any members of your Collective embrace any "Uncertainty Principle" regarding Dear Leader's divinity brilliance, The Glorious Heroic Peoples Revolutionary Commissariat Of Compliance urges you to make a list and forward it to The Central Committee as soon as possible (and of course, you can expect to receive an extra ration of beet vodka for identifying another counter-revolutionary!)
Good point comrade

All good progressives are certain, their is no uncertainty when it comes to Papa Obama's position and momentum for the US.

I am in quandary here. I was under impression (in effort to keep from thinking) that Religion is opiate of people, and atheism is current position of Party. If this is so, how can Ear Leader be divine? Does not divinity imply a Diety (unless you are talking of divinity fudge, which implies a diet soon)? If there is Diety, is there not a Party approved State Religion? If so, is Party approved State Religion also opiate of people? Please help before I have though and need to report for another Jiffy-Lobo. My head already hurts!

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Yes comrade

Religion that the state does not control or puts something like "God" in
competition for supremacy over man besides the state- is bad.

You make a good point- state religion being an opiate of the people
I would say since it is state approved then it must be good

Just look at pictures of Papa Obama and chant over and over
"There is no place like home"

You will feel much better

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C. Ogrrre,

If reciting "Wizard of Oz" mantras doesn't seem to help your headache, you might want
to try Krasnodar's state-sponsored " While- You- Wait " Drive-Thru Lobotomy Special !

Bring along another comrade and you'll receive 10% of your next procedure, PLUS a coupon for a free order of fries at Burger King !

Make you're appointment soon !
This is a limited-time election year offer.....and it seems requests for lobotomies are happening unusually early this time around.

Krasnodar
Ad-hoc specialist in farm equipment repairs, beauty aids and cranial proceedures.
And ....... uh........oh yes.... Vagabond of the Outer Parts.

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Krasnodar wrote:C. Ogrrre,

If reciting "Wizard of Oz" mantras doesn't seem to help your headache, you might want
to try Krasnodar's state-sponsored " While- You- Wait " Drive-Thru Lobotomy Special !

Bring along another comrade and you'll receive 10% of your next procedure, PLUS a coupon for a free order of fries at Burger King !

Make you're appointment soon !
This is a limited-time election year offer.....and it seems requests for lobotomies are happening unusually early this time around.

Krasnodar
Ad-hoc specialist in farm equipment repairs, beauty aids and cranial proceedures.
And ....... uh........oh yes.... Vagabond of the Outer Parts.

Do you offer a BOGO buy one get one free

I may like to bring my spouse with me

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I'm very sorry, Comrade Neo...... there are no BOGO deals to offer you at this time.

However, I have a " two- fer " half- price special running thru May 1st !

Is of very much equalness, yes ?

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Yes comrade

since your "two-fer" is state approved
it must be better than a BOGO

No doubt the best gov't minds have worked on this ....

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Indeed !
And when you consider all the overtime, staff parties and vacation trips involved, this latest idea from the collective services directorate only cost our government $ 275,000 !

Now that's the real bargain here.

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Ummm, Kras? Don't you mean "only cost the taxpayers"? Why should the government/elite spend their money, when the stupid proles people are so willing to help?

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Ok... let's refine that by going all-inclusive.

".....only cost us $ 275,000 ! "


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Remember when Dear Bill first vomited himselfappeared on the public stage, he said of our Many Titted Empress, "You get two for the price of one." I at the time thought he was talking about our MTE's steatopygous ass, but no, he meant Himself too.

With Comrade Zero, we are also given Moochelle. Such a source of inspiration to send a private jet to New England four hours before Comrade Zero went, so that they could take the dog along.

You know, of course, that the dog never flies on the same plan as Moochelle. Once there was an entirely understandable mix-up and Moochelle wound up with a French poodle cut. She was also wormed, which solved the mystery of where the East Room Chandelier went to:
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It's not quite the same as when Moochelle ate it, but then Comrade Zero told her there was a tamale hidden in it and with that mouth of hers it's a trifle.

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I wonder if Moochelle's crown will look anything like that chandelier when Dear Leader proclaims her to be Queen of the United States by executive order right after the election ?

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Krasnodar wrote:a coupon for a free order of fries at Burger King !
Comrade Krasnodar, by Burger "King" you mean Burger "His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor, Victorious Cross, Distinguished Service Order, Military Cross, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea, and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular, and Professor of Geography", right?
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I should think that King and Queen are a bit too, er, humble for the Obamas. Emperor and Empress, I think, would suit.

It's only a matter of time that they assume the Godhead, you know.


 
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