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National Denounce a Comrade Month

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Oh how I long for the sweet caress of your golden shovel!


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Say, comrade Red Jim, that's pretty good for a computer. Of course, we have to take into account that that is not really a human female, merely a collection of pixels. Similarly the young lady not dressed for a Minnesota winter above is merely a collection of ones and zeros. She isn't really flesh and blood. The cake, in this instance, is a lie.

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:I DENOUNCE ABECEDARIOUS REX, RED JIM, AND ZAMPOLIT BLOKHAYEV FOR REPEATEDLY POSTING THE SAME PICTURE OF A CAPITALIST SKANK!

Commissarka, you beat me to the punch! I too was going to denounce these Comrades for this. Amazing the way pictures of such capitalist wimmin are repeatedly posted. We must have a Fairness Doctrine even here it would seem! In that vein, I post some true socialist beauty!
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Red Jim wrote:Commissarka, she is a double agent, what was once known as a honey trap in the good old days of our beloved Soviet Union. So it is not a crime to have her etched onto my memory chips.

Yet you fail to see the crime of exposing the identity of one of our agents? I DENOUNCE RED JIM! As a matter of fact, given the extent of his crime, I propose that he be named Off Pink Jim until he denounces himself and undergoes the proper cleansing procedures.

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Marshal Pupovich wrote:
Commissarka Pinkie wrote:I DENOUNCE ABECEDARIOUS REX, RED JIM, AND ZAMPOLIT BLOKHAYEV FOR REPEATEDLY POSTING THE SAME PICTURE OF A CAPITALIST SKANK!

Commissarka, you beat me to the punch! I too was going to denounce these Comrades for this. Amazing the way pictures of such capitalist wimmin are repeatedly posted. We must have a Fairness Doctrine even here it would seem! In that vein, I post some true socialist beauty!
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I denounce the simulated youthful female in the center! (she clashes)

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And just what the heck are they holding anyway? looks like cold beet gelatine, fish egg cup, and a small mound of goat tartar cake.

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Now this cake, on the other hand, is still a lie - but the dress is much more party appropriate and the simulated female far more equal than prior simulated females.

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AbecedariusRex wrote:And just what the heck are they holding anyway? looks like cold beet gelatine, fish egg cup, and a small mound of goat tartar cake.
Why silly Rex, they are holding their plates for the Party to come by with the Weekly Beet. You can see some with some food on their plate, because sometimes the Weekly Beet has to be a potato or tomato or some other growable plant, organic and polutant free of course thanks to our friends at PETA.

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Doh! I DENOUNCE MYSELF! I HAVE FAILED THE PARTY AND NOW THEY MAY PUNISH ME FOR MY TRANSGRESSION!

I will grovel at her feet personally apologize personally to Ms. kurylenko of course.

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Comrade Elliott, I live in Florida, where as of this posting it is 75 degrees and I'm wearing shorts.

And all of you be well assured--the next comrade to post that skank photo will get his memory chips smashed by my shovel.

I DENOUNCE Komrade Gunny for NOT recognizing that I am in fact a high ranking member of the Politburo's Central Committee (the Inner Circle). Meaning that I am more equal than othersa dncan do as I damned well please. However, compliments like calling me "
chauvinistic" are permitted to continue.

I DENOUNCE Commissarka Pinkie for living in beautiful Floridastan and it's 75 degree weather, while I freeze my Obamunist @$$ off here in the People's Commonwealth of Virginia (or PCVA).

I DENOUNCE Comrade Red Jim for caving into Commissarka Pinkie's intimidation!!! Only Rethuglicans cave to threats! Not members of The Party.

And I DENOUNCE that idiot that Commissarka Pinkie was driving behind. Let's that vain fool comb his hair after he has been assigned to one of The Obamessiah's <s>detention camps</s> new political indocrination outlets.

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ZB

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I DENOUNCE MYSELF FOR DENOUNCING MYSELF! I must remember that I am not responsible for anything, Marshal pupovich was testing my loyalty an I failed miserably. I DENOUNCE PUPOVICH!

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Red Jim wrote:I DENOUNCE MYSELF FOR DENOUNCING MYSELF! I must remember that I am not responsible for anything, Marshal pupovich was testing my loyalty an I failed miserably. I DENOUNCE PUPOVICH!

You can't DENOUNCE YOURSELF FOR DENOUNCING YOURSELF. It's a double negative. Therefore I DENOUNCE YOU FOR ATTEMPTING TO DENOUNCE YOURSELF FOR DENOUNCING YOURSELF!

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Red Jim wrote:I DENOUNCE MYSELF FOR DENOUNCING MYSELF! I must remember that I am not responsible for anything, Marshal pupovich was testing my loyalty an I failed miserably. I DENOUNCE PUPOVICH!

Revealing undercover agent's identity is the sort of behavior we have come to expect from the Bush regime. You may not be responsible for anything under ordinary conditions, but for acting like a Bush or Cheney pupper, what choice did I have?

I Denounce Pale Pink Jim for leaving me no choice but to Denounce him!

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Comrade Gunny said:

If there is to be a revolution, let it begin with me

Semper Fi[/quote]

Marshal Pupovitch said:
Komrade Gunny, as it happens, I may be of some help. Earlier in my meteoric rise in the Party hierarchy, I was first promoted to Commissar of Eco Prostitution and Mental Health. In thus vein, I made significant inroads on the treatment and prevention of ThoughtCrime™. I suggest that you research this link and no doubt, you will come to the correct decision.

Image Gunny, you talk like me in regard to the domestic enemies. I personally believe that the time may be ripe, or soon will be, for another American revolution. I see no hope for any real change in the downward slope this country is on via the ballot box. I have become so radical in this belief that it is beyond my wildest imagination. But when I see how the Constitution has been forgotten, ignored, and misused, I can see no other options available other than a complete up to down rehaul of the system, or secession.[/quote]


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Marshal,

Perhaps you would be happy to know that at least 20+ states already have resolutions before their respective legislatures regarding the 10th Amendment of the Constitution. New Hampshire is one. Live free or die! I have provided a link to show NH's resolution, and more states are doing the same every day. We will fight the Administration of Evil with our sacred founding father's words, Pup! I rejoice that we are not alone, and finally, the country is awakening! Here's the link, Sir:
https://www.gencourt.state.nh.us/legisl ... R0006.html

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Okay, Okay! I humble myself before the Great Marshal Pupovich and DENOUNCE MYSELF YET AGAIN. Perhaps if I wrote I WILL WORK HARDER to not reveal our agents 500 times on the blackboard chalkboard, I will be forgiven by the Party.

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Marshal Pupovich wrote:
Che3 Gourmet wrote:Image Marshal,

Perhaps you would be happy to know that at least 20+ states already have resolutions before their respective legislatures regarding the 10th Amendment of the Constitution. New Hampshire is one. Live free or die! I have provided a link to show NH's resolution, and more states are doing the same every day. We will fight the Administration of Evil with our sacred founding father's words, Pup! I rejoice that we are not alone, and finally, the country is awakening! Here's the link, Sir:
https://www.gencourt.state.nh.us/legisl ... R0006.html

Image Verily Comrade Che, I have seen those stories and rejoice! That and the story about the Governor of Tezas saying he will refuse to accept the bailout money. Of course his legislature can not stand for that and will try and get their hands on the money. But he is right, and one reason has been seen not too long ago, when the Clinton's gave out all that money to put more police on the streets, but after a few years, it became the burden on the state to keep them up. It is good to see some states begin to realize their States Rights as expressed in the Constitution. Maybe Obama is more like his idol Lincoln than I had supposed till now!

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Red Jim wrote:Okay, Okay! I humble myself before the Great Marshal Pupovich and DENOUNCE MYSELF YET AGAIN. Perhaps if I wrote I WILL WORK HARDER to not reveal our agents 500 times on the blackboard chalkboard, I will be forgiven by the Party.

The Party is pleased with your response Comrade RED Jim!

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I DENOUNCE MYSELF for going several days WITHOUT A FORMAL DENOUNCEMENT OF ANYTHING! The administration has made it obvious that SELF LOATHING is the key to Party authorized "redemption." Therefore, I DENOUNCE MYSELF AGAIN and ask what I, as well as my countrymen, have done to make "them" hate us?

-OV

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I denounce Proletarian Robot for suggesting I be purged, when I was merely following a program laid down by Chairman Mao.

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I DENOUNCE ALL COMRADES WHO KEEP CHANGING THEIR AVATARS!

I know people who don't change their socks as often as some of the comrades around here who keep changing their avatars.

It's very confusing. I'll think it's someone new and bright and shiny, ready to be, quite literally, "broken in"--then I realize that not only do I already know the comrade in question, but he/she/it still stinks of the same old gas.

I'll have you know I've been here for a year and a half now, and not once has my avatar changed (except when Red Square added my shovel of gold). As a result, everyone recognizes me instantly, elevating me to a beloved, familiar icon feared by all--unlike the Morton Salt Umbrella Girl, the Sun Maid Raisin Girl, or even Betty Crocker--sellouts all to the male oppressors of a Corporate Amerika that thinks it has to keep giving them makeovers all in the name of pandering to certain consumer demographics so they can say, "Look at us! We're politically correct and practicing diversity! Now can we have a bailout too?"

Over the next seventy-five years, her face has changed seven times: she became younger in 1955; she became a “professional” woman in 1980; and in 1996 she became multicultural, acquiring a slightly darker and more “ethnic” look.

Ppfft! No one needs to darken my skin or color my eyes brown or jab me with Botox injections to prove to the world that I care about and am correct on all the issues that matter!

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Furthermore, unlike the Sun Maid's bonnet--obviously the cheap shoddy product of a capitalist sweatshop--my red headscarf, made possible by a government grant from the Obama stimulus package to the People's Union of Red Headscarf Makers, is always red, and never fades to pink.

How many of you comrades fear the Umbrella Girl and the Sun Maid and Betty Crocker the way you fear me? None, I'll bet! In fact, I'll wager you want only to get your dirty paws and slobbering mouths on their goodies. Why, you wouldn't dare to even dream of doing that to me, would you?

Closet capitalist swine, all of you!

I DENOUNCE YOU ALL!

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I DENOUNCE COMRADE PINKIE FOR INTIMATING THAT THE CURRENT TRUTH NEED NOT APPLY TO AVATARS AND THEN DENOUNCE MYSELF FOR GETTING MY MOUTH ON THE GOODIES OF THE UMBRELLA GIRL, THOUGH I PAID FOR IT DEARLY IN THE END BECAUSE SHE SURE WAS... WELL... SALTY.

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I denounce Pinkie for not being as alluring to comrades as the salt girl, or Betty Crocker, or even Aunt Jemima.

In fact with the gold shovel, she can be downright offensiv... *ouch!* Obama damn your shovel Pinkie!

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How many of you comrades fear the Umbrella Girl and the Sun Maid and Betty Crocker the way you fear me? None, I'll bet!

Umbrella and Sun Maid...not a problem. But that Betty Crocker, she creeps me out. She's always like, looking at me and stuff.

BECAUSE SHE SURE WAS... WELL... SALTY.

I think we can all join with Betty at this point for a collective "Ewwww."

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She's supposed to taste salty? oops, Hey Betty flip her over.

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I denounce myself.


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Pinkie, Pinkie, Pinkie...I know the reEducational system is supposed to keep the masses in the dark, but Phase III of that program was targeted for people entering into school post-1985!

Therefore someone of your advanced years wisdomshould not be showing the effects of it. You must read more Marx! More Engels! More Kos!

Whoops, my mistake--the Daily Kos is part of the Phase IV program to de-evolve the masses' higher cognitive functions. That and HuffPo (which to a German sounds very kinky) and the Democratic Underground!

We change our faces as often as we change our propaganda! It keeps the masses mesmerized into thinking they are actually hearing something new!

Take the Dear Chairman, for example...behind that boyish half-white, half-Kenyan, half-Arab face is a countenance as old and fuzzy as what you find on this swanky Ost-Mark I found in the archives:

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Introduced back in the days when Willi Stoph was collaborating with Willy Brandt. Brandt had his Ostpolitik, Stoph had Grüvipolitik. But it was all part of a greater scheme to annex West Germany...to seduce them into embracing us.

Alas, it was a failure. The alluring garlic aroma of our steroid-enhanced kraut temptresses could not compete with the likes of Margaux Hemingway.

But I digress.

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Comrades, have you considered that Kommissarka Pinkie may be undergoing Bushopause? Imagine how it must be for her, with the force of HBO so strong in her, but now the source is no longer on TV, radio, or newspapers every day. It would be like the Chairman seeing his Hummels broken by the Empress.... you remember that I am sure.

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No Bush to slam+ Commissarka Pinkie=One angry Commissarka.

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No Bush to slam+ Commissarka Pinkie

DANGER! DANGER! DANGER! COMRADE ELLIOT! RETHINK PREVIOUS POST! MAY CONTAIN UNINTENDED DOUBLE ENTENDRE THAT COULD PROVE HAZARDOUS TO THE SHAPE OF YOUR USHANKA! DANGER! DANGER! DANGER!

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Marshal Pupovich wrote:Comrades, have you considered that Kommissarka Pinkie may be undergoing Bushopause? Imagine how it must be for her, with the force of HBO so strong in her, but now the source is no longer on TV, radio, or newspapers every day. It would be like the Chairman seeing his Hummels broken by the Empress.... you remember that I am sure.

Dear Marshal,

But how wrong you are, Pup! The One is on TV 24/7, from what I've seen. Besides, our loyal, red-scarfed Wonder Woman of the Party has Obama for a last name. That alone would keep her from experiencing withdrawal from the One.
I wouldn't push the "bushopause", Pup, 'cause the age thing isn't gonna endear you, if you get my drift, Marshal......lol

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DDR Kamerad wrote:Pinkie, Pinkie, Pinkie...I know the reEducational system is supposed to keep the masses in the dark, but Phase III of that program was targeted for people entering into school post-1985!

Therefore someone of your advanced years wisdomshould not be showing the effects of it. You must read more Marx! More Engels! More Kos!

Whoops, my mistake--the Daily Kos is part of the Phase IV program to de-evolve the masses' higher cognitive functions. That and HuffPo (which to a German sounds very kinky) and the Democratic Underground!

We change our faces as often as we change our propaganda! It keeps the masses mesmerized into thinking they are actually hearing something new!

Take the Dear Chairman, for example...behind that boyish half-white, half-Kenyan, half-Arab face is a countenance as old and fuzzy as what you find on this swanky Ost-Mark I found in the archives:

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Introduced back in the days when Willi Stoph was collaborating with Willy Brandt. Brandt had his Ostpolitik, Stoph had Grüvipolitik. But it was all part of a greater scheme to annex West Germany...to seduce them into embracing us.

Alas, it was a failure. The alluring garlic aroma of our steroid-enhanced kraut temptresses could not compete with the likes of Margaux Hemingway.

But I digress.


DDR, why have you adopted the face of George Clinton?

Anyway, I found you a better hat.

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Did Kirk bag her in one of the season two episodes?[/quote]

//You need ask, Comrade? Space Cowboy bagged em all! On a Less serious note :

I DENOUNCE THIS SORRY-ASSED AVATAR I HAD TO SETTLE FOR. (Sorry, I shouldn't have said "settle", I am still so addicted to my Exploiter-past. ) I MEAN i WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO A RICH COLLECTION TO CHOOSE FROM. MAY THE GLORIOUS GALLARY FILL SOON. HAPPINESS IS BOTH A WINTER AND A SUMMER SHOVEL. :-B

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Welcome, numerous Curt. I DENOUNCE YOU FOR COMPLAINING ABOUT ANY PARTY-ISSUED ARTWORK!

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Ivan Betinov wrote:
No Bush to slam+ Commissarka Pinkie

DANGER! DANGER! DANGER! COMRADE ELLIOT! RETHINK PREVIOUS POST! MAY CONTAIN UNINTENDED DOUBLE ENTENDRE THAT COULD PROVE HAZARDOUS TO THE SHAPE OF YOUR USHANKA! DANGER! DANGER! DANGER!
I'll keep my post, and watch my back, but thanks for the warning Brain in Jar.

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Reiuxcat wrote:
DDR, why have you adopted the face of George Clinton?

Why would you object to anything Klinton, Tovarichka Reukatze?

Anyway, I thought it looked more like Jerry Garcia--a true Progressive!Image

Anyway, I found you a better hat.

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You like it because it's a cat in a hat!

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I DENOUNCE MYSELF AGAIN at Red Jim's recommendation due to my OUTRAGEOUS statements about snakes and the possible worthiness of Comrade Raoul Duke. May The Party and The One forgive me!

-OV

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Commissar_Elliott wrote:
Ivan Betinov wrote:
No Bush to slam+ Commissarka Pinkie

DANGER! DANGER! DANGER! COMRADE ELLIOT! RETHINK PREVIOUS POST! MAY CONTAIN UNINTENDED DOUBLE ENTENDRE THAT COULD PROVE HAZARDOUS TO THE SHAPE OF YOUR USHANKA! DANGER! DANGER! DANGER!
I'll keep my post, and watch my back, but thanks for the warning Brain in Jar.

Well! Since you're busy watching your back, Elliott, I'll just have to let you have it on the front!

WHACK!

And you, Betinov! I never even would have noticed any double entendre had you not pointed it out! How DARE you think of such things!

WHACK!

Such a dirty mind. One would think that was some other organ soaking in your jar.

I'll have all of you know that even though Bush has left office, I still hate him as much as I ever did, and I will never be happy, never know true joy or contentment, never be able to surrender to the sweet ecstasy of The One's very existence, until Bush has been brought to the justice he deserves!

Now excuse me while I achieve HBO by throwing more shoes at his effigy. In fact, my wrists are sore from so much shoe-throwing, but I can't stop. Must . . . throw . . . shoes . . . One shoe after another . . . slamming and pounding and banging repeatedly into his likeness . . . BAM . . . BAM . . . slamming . . . BAM . . . pounding . . . BAM . . . banging . . . throwing harder now . . . BAM . . . Yes, right there, throw them right there--THERE!--harder--HARDER, do it HARDER, FASTER, DAMN YOU! DON'T . . . STOP . . . THROWING . . . SHOES . . . AT . . . BUSH!!! Yes! Oh, my--O-ba-ma! OHH . . . YESSSS!

Ahhh . . . ohhh . . .

Anyone have a cigarette?

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Obamissar Vodkavich wrote:I DENOUNCE MYSELF AGAIN at Red Jim's recommendation due to my OUTRAGEOUS statements about snakes and the possible worthiness of Comrade Raoul Duke. May The Party and The One forgive me!

-OV

Thank science! I was afraid you would be "purged".

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Che Gourmet wrote:But how wrong you are, Pup! The One is on TV 24/7, from what I've seen.

Comrade Che, as I am sure you can see from Commissarka Pinkie's post above, the HBO I was referring to has nothing to do with the Obama. Of course she still has the Bush to hate, but it just can't be quite the same with him not being on the tv, or in the news as he was.

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In fact, my wrists are sore from so much shoe-throwing,

So that's what you're calling it now.

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:
Commissar_Elliott wrote:
Ivan Betinov wrote:
DANGER! DANGER! DANGER! COMRADE ELLIOT! RETHINK PREVIOUS POST! MAY CONTAIN UNINTENDED DOUBLE ENTENDRE THAT COULD PROVE HAZARDOUS TO THE SHAPE OF YOUR USHANKA! DANGER! DANGER! DANGER!
I'll keep my post, and watch my back, but thanks for the warning Brain in Jar.

Well! Since you're busy watching your back, Elliott, I'll just have to let you have it on the front!

WHACK!

And you, Betinov! I never even would have noticed any double entendre had you not pointed it out! How DARE you think of such things!

WHACK!

Such a dirty mind. One would think that was some other organ soaking in your jar.

I'll have all of you know that even though Bush has left office, I still hate him as much as I ever did, and I will never be happy, never know true joy or contentment, never be able to surrender to the sweet ecstasy of The One's very existence, until Bush has been brought to the justice he deserves!

Now excuse me while I achieve HBO by throwing more shoes at his effigy. In fact, my wrists are sore from so much shoe-throwing, but I can't stop. Must . . . throw . . . shoes . . . One shoe after another . . . slamming and pounding and banging repeatedly into his likeness . . . BAM . . . BAM . . . slamming . . . BAM . . . pounding . . . BAM . . . banging . . . throwing harder now . . . BAM . . . Yes, right there, throw them right there--THERE!--harder--HARDER, do it HARDER, FASTER, DAMN YOU! DON'T . . . STOP . . . THROWING . . . SHOES . . . AT . . . BUSH!!! Yes! Oh, my--O-ba-ma! OHH . . . YESSSS!

Ahhh . . . ohhh . . .

Anyone have a cigarette?
Ow!. . .

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Citizens,

I have to admit, Ms. Gumby is quite the looker and a worthy successor to the inflatable "physical therapist", found at the local "adult" bookstore! I'll bet she even see's more action than evan Bill Clinton! You can't beat the fact that she keeps conversation to a minimum, never spends your paycheck, and is open to just about anything in the bedroom. Could this be Socialism's greatest accomplishment?



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Comrades...
I wish to denounce our glorious MSM (mainstream media). They did their work faithfully during the election of our great leader. Chris Mathews said our glorious leader gave him a tingle up his leg and others swooned. THey played the game perfectly and for that they are to be commended.
However....lately they have not been so fawning. Don't get me wrong..they are still solidly behind our glorious leader but I have seen no gigantic posters all over cities showing the great face of our leader. Not yet...anyway. I have not seen his glorious socialistic face on EVERY front page and EVERY magazine cover like it should be. I have not heard his uplifting socialistic speeches coming out of every warning-speaker in the cities or on radio. I have not heard the television anchors begging for the execution of all who voted against him...yet.
When will the MSM step up even more and support the socialistic cause...

Comrade..Sovietskayakaputnik

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I denounce Commissarka Pinkie for her misidentification of the peoples tool in her original post here. She wrongly named it a shovel when she should have just called a spade a spade.

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penitentman wrote:I denounce Commissarka Pinkie for her misidentification of the peoples tool in her original post here. She wrongly named it a shovel when she should have just called a spade a spade.


I denounce this lowly prole for having the audacity to denounce a more equal than Inner Circle member while at the same time displaying a need for a refresher course at the KMRC by not recognizing that if we say a spade is a shovel, then it is a shovel. Oh, and please comrade, do not compound your ThoughtCrime™ by making up some perceived ThoughtCrime™ on my part.

Here comrade....you can pick up your shovel.... or your spade if you will, from the guard.


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THE BREATH OF PINKIE: Only a penitent man will pass.

Penitent . . . penitent . . .

Only a penitent man will pass. Only a penitent man will pass. A penitent man is humble before Pinkie. A penitent man kneels . . . KNEELS!

*WHACK!!!*

OK, penitentman has passed. Someone scoop him up and take him to the Soylent Waste Disposal Plant.

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I denounce Pinkie for winning Best Documentary Short at Oscars.

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:THE BREATH OF PINKIE: Only a penitent man will pass.

Penitent . . . penitent . . .

Only a penitent man will pass. Only a penitent man will pass. A penitent man is humble before Pinkie. A penitent man kneels . . . KNEELS!

*WHACK!!!*

OK, penitentman has passed. Someone scoop him up and take him to the Soylent Waste Disposal Plant.



I denounce myself for being overly impressed by Pinkie's "Last Crusade" post and I also denounce myself for this blatent sycophantic attempt at currying Pinkie's favor.

(Especially since Che not around to do any currying in the Kitchen)

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Socialist Greetings Kommrades and Kommradetts from the wilds of the Free State of Wyomingstan.

I have been remiss in my postings of late and therefore denounce myself and promise to spend an hour of extra shovel time once I return from the People's Shooting Sports Collective later this evening.

I publicly denounce Kommrade Publius Valerius for his decadent western ogling of Ms. Gumby. We may share many things in this glorious Socialist utopia of our Beloved Leader. (The Obamasiah be thy name and all hail him as the one and true leader.) Gumby is as Gumby does. I therefore denounce you again Kimmrade Publius Valerius.

Kommrade Reiuxcat, I am in Sheridan.

Offline... After watching the Omamasiah last night I fear we are not too far off with our poking fun and our future Socialist utopia.

Semper Gumby...

Gunny J

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KomradeGunny N Wyominstan wrote:
Kommrade Reiuxcat, I am in Sheridan.



Ahh, I know this collective of which you speak.

I have been to the mountain top several times via 14A and 14 through the Burgess Junction Collective when traveling east from the Basin. Big Horn country is indeed beautiful.

Have you been hang gliding off the side of the mountain, perhaps?

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Reiuxcat wrote:
KomradeGunny N Wyominstan wrote:
Kommrade Reiuxcat, I am in Sheridan.



Ahh, I know this collective of which you speak.

I have been to the mountain top several times via 14A and 14 through the Burgess Junction Collective when traveling east from the Basin. Big Horn country is indeed beautiful.

Have you been hang gliding off the side of the mountain, perhaps?
Kommrade Reiuxcat




I have only resided in the Collective for 15 months and have yet to acquire the needed travel documents to go over the mountain to see what is on the other side. Because of the Capitalist Pig Oil Companies needless rise in the petrol prices I was unable to venture forth last summer. Now that the Great Obamanation has forced those Capitalist Oil prices down (cough cough gag gag) I do have plans to do once the weather gets better.

As to the decadent Western thrill of hang gliding, I may trust my life to 7 sq. yards of nylon jumping out of a perfectly people's socialist airplane but as to hang gliding and bungy jumping? NO FREAKING WAY DUDE.

Sorry Komrades for my out burst and I therefore denounce my self.

Semper Gumby America,

Gunny J

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I denounce Charmin and evil kapitalist Amerikkkans who wipe their tushies with it!

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I DENOUNCE THE MONTH OF FEBRUARY FOR DRAWING TO A CLOSE. I ALSO DENOUNCE EVERYONE (INCLUDING MYSELF) WHO HAS HAD THE NERVE TO DENOUNCE PINKIE!

-COV

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Commisssar Obamissar V wrote:I DENOUNCE THE MONTH OF FEBRUARY FOR DRAWING TO A CLOSE. I ALSO DENOUNCE EVERYONE (INCLUDING MYSELF) WHO HAS HAD THE NERVE TO DENOUNCE PINKIE!

-COV


Is this some protest against March Comrade? Are you anti-March? A month that expresses one of the People's most effective weapons, the March? I DENOUNCE this anti-March Commissar Obamissar V!

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Dearest Marshal,

I am in no way anti-March. It is possible for me to denounce one month and support another just as we can be against the war but support the troops.

Perhaps this dried and smoked pig's ear will help regain your favor.
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You'll be even more pleased when you see the 50 million CEU "earmark" I got into the "pork" package to ensure distribution of such products to esteemed Comrades like yourself... And it just so happens that Marshals have a greater NEED for such items, and therefore will receive a more equal distribution.

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I like the way you think Commissar.... is it any wonder why you are Inner Circle now?

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Collecting skim is one of my favorite passtimes, Marshal. Second only to redistributing that skim around the Inner Circle.

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At the risk of denouncing outside of National Denounce a Comrade Month, I denounce myself for thinking of V.P. Joe Biden when I hear the song "If I only had a brain".

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I denounce anyone who continued to post on this thread AFTER the end of National Denounce a Comrade Month. It is now National Self Examination and Criticism Month.

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:THE BREATH OF PINKIE: Only a penitent man will pass.

Penitent . . . penitent . . .

Only a penitent man will pass. Only a penitent man will pass. A penitent man is humble before Pinkie. A penitent man kneels . . . KNEELS!

*WHACK!!!*

OK, penitentman has passed. Someone scoop him up and take him to the Soylent Waste Disposal Plant.



I denounce myself for being overly impressed by Pinkie's "Last Crusade" post and I also denounce myself for this blatent sycophantic attempt at currying Pinkie's favor.

([HIGHLIGHT=#ffff00]Especially since Che not around to do any currying in the Kitchen)
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Why Reixcat, I'm so glad you noticed my absence! I have, indeed, returned from sabbatical, and am just now, trying to catch up on the Cube news. Don't fret, my progressive feline. I have appropriated some very exquisite dishes that the Inner Circle will certainly do gastronomic justice to. We will feast tonight!

BTW- Che' hates curry! It's a poor masking seasoning trick that has only the effect of making foul smelling food edible. And as for the other word use of curry, I agree that one should "curry" Mrs Pinkie Obama's favor.....(don't ever diss a woman with a golden shovel, if you get my drift LOL)

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Marshal Pupovich wrote:<burp>
Most perceptive of you Commissar!
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My Dearest Marshal,

Glad to see that you haven't been missing out on your treats while I was absent.

I agree that Commissar Obamissar V is most perceptive, and I understand that he is now a member of the Inner Circle? Would you please have him forward his favorite foods to me, for my secret preference files. You surely know that I appreciate being informed in advance of preparing the Inner Circle's intoxicating menus.

I apologise to the Inner Circle for being away so long, but I put my matchless sous chef, Wolfgang Pup in charge of Lucretia's while I was away. Were there problems? Was the Pup not up to your meticulous standards? Wolfgang did not try to serve you rat-on-a-stick or the People's TastyCreme(tm), did he? I know that you have always looked with favor on Wolfgang, but I must know if he can be relied upon, should important matters of the collective call me away.

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Che Gourmet wrote: BTW- Che' hates curry! It's a poor masking seasoning trick that has only the effect of making foul smelling food edible. And as for the other word use of curry, I agree that one should "curry" Mrs Pinkie Obama's favor.....(don't ever diss a woman with a golden shovel, if you get my drift LOL)

Indeed! Spices were most importand before refrigeration!

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Not to worry Che, between my Obama Soup and the tireless work of Wolfgang Pup, I survived quite nicely. However, he does need a bit of work on my crawfish bisque.

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Marshal,

So you have a crawfish bisque recipe? I'm always collecting new recipes, and I would be most interested in trying out yours! Could you send it to me via private e-mail? I'm serious as dear Stalin, Pup.

And if you don't have one, I'll be glad to send you mine.....we can taste and compare!


Swapping soup.....what fun!


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So you have a crawfish bisque recipe?

I have a biker's bisque recipe:

1 can of beer
3 big crawfish
fire

Build fire
Catch crawfish
Insert crawfish (cleaned) to can of beer after opening and sipping out enough volume to make room for 3 crawfish.
Set can next to fire for 20 minutes.
Bet a drunken buddy five bucks he can't pick up that hot beer can next to the fire without spilling it.
If your buddy has asbestos fingers, it was worth the five bucks.

Not for recommended for children or libtards.
(The kids might get burned and the liberals will cry because crawfish were harmed)

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Che Gourmet wrote:Marshal,

So you have a crawfish bisque recipe? I'm always collecting new recipes, and I would be most interested in trying out yours!

Comrade Che, I am but a single Pup and not a cook per se. I experiment with very simple things with simple dishes, but I would be lost trying to cook such a delicacy as this. I imagine this recipe is close to the sort of bisque I adore, but shoot, I would not have the patience to stuff crawfish heads etc just for me.

https://www.gumbopages.com/food/soups/craw-bisque.html


 
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