This just in: Mozilla has launched a new browser called BackFireFox. But seriously, folks, what's the firing of some Mozilla CEO with old-fashioned views on marriage compared to the potential advancements in technology the progressive Mozilla team can unleash once it's been liberated from this guy's heteronormative oppression?
Here is just a small sampling of new Mozilla plug-ins, extensions, and themes proposed by us on Twitter hashtag #NewMozillaAdOns.
- Drudge Block
- Shovel-Ready Jobs Locator
- E-Z Tantrum Scheduler
- Hyperventilation Tantrum Protocol
- The Current Truth status updates
- Thoughtcrime Analyzer
- "Denounce your Neighbor" auto-fill function
- Gulagosphere Migration Tool
- Guilt Acceleration Plug-in
- Thought-Corrective Action
- One-Click Report-a-Christian
- Browser Reeducation Camp
- Opinion Block Plus
Mozilla needs "Blame Bush and The Koch Brothers" and "you're a racist" add-ons?
Mozilla's new "Unapproved-Speech Blocker™" to "Fire Fox" (not FireFox) and thereby also block those offensively blond foxes at Fox, such as the rabid Megyn Kelly, who unwittingly proved she's lacks a high IQ not only by bearing three children but also by breast-feeding them.
And, to complement Mozilla's Unapproved-Speech Blockers, Mozilla has added the "Approved-Truth™ Finder."
[b]The Gulag Train Boarding Location and Timetable Finder app. [/b] Just enter your Zip Code and it displays a google map with all the nearest boarding depots in your zone, shortest route from your carefully