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NEW WEAPON IN STRUGGLE AGAINST CAPITALISM!!

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Comrades! A new discovery in our fight against the evil Capitalist America: We have discovered that if you mention Comrade Pelosi's name and even play back her recorded interviews, Right wingers get violently ill and vomit. It is true! We have discovered this when spying on Glenn Beck, one of the most evil capitalist. If it works on him, who else can we use this new weapon against?


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We'll have all those Reich-Wingers on the run in no time. It's true Comrade Chedoh, it really works. Like vampires in the Sun, the evildoers get sick, shrivel and die at the mere sounding of THEWORD. Praise be to Saint Peloski for this revelation.

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Words, I have nothing but contempt for them. What do they mean? Whatever we want them to. Words are a living thing, like the Constitution and subject to change as the Current Truth evolves.

So it is that a stimulus bill can become a jobs bill. Or "many taxpayers footing the bill" can morph into "single payer" and then into "public option." Race quotas can become Affirmative Action and National Socialism can become Rightwing fascism.

You see comrades? We are the manipulators of words. They serve us, not us them.

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Did you say public option? I just found out the other day, that it's still in the Health Care Bill. Can you believe it? And here I thought those evil Rethuglicans had prevented it from going in. Now, anyone who makes under $15,000 will be eligible for it (or $30,000 if you are a couple). It's called Medicaid, the public option of welfare queens like me. Betcha didn't know I'm going to have a lot of company one day, now did you? Ha Ha. We'll all be welfare queens under ObamaCare.

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Leninka you are such a trend setter. The avant-garde of the People. I for one can't wait until Obama confiscates my credit card and replaces it with a foodstamp debit card. And while he's at it, he should take my darned old IRA and roll that into the super efficient Social Security "trust" fund. I can make do with whatever the government thinks I deserve. I mean, I'm old and unproductive anyway. I should just go and die.

Oooo, ooo. Why not a death lottery? When old folks line up to get their free government prescription pain pills, one tablet in a thousand will actually be cyanide. The lucky recipient gets to make society better and all his property can be confiscated by the State.

(Gotta go, I have to patent the idea before some guy at Fannie Mae beats me to it)

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My Comrades

Beware!

The enemy has a similar weapon against my American Comrades: It is called Sarah Palin.

When you come across any written or recorded material that refers to her, do NOT read it, listen to it, look at at or expose yourself to it in ANY WAY! It is extremely dangerous to your mental health.

Rather phone 911 so that Trained Party Professionals can dispose of the material in a Safe and Party Approved way.

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Comrade Whoopie wrote:Leninka you are such a trend setter. The avant-garde of the People. I for one can't wait until Obama confiscates my credit card and replaces it with a foodstamp debit card. And while he's at it, he should take my darned old IRA and roll that into the super efficient Social Security "trust" fund. I can make do with whatever the government thinks I deserve. I mean, I'm old and unproductive anyway. I should just go and die.

Oooo, ooo. Why not a death lottery? When old folks line up to get their free government prescription pain pills, one tablet in a thousand will actually be cyanide. The lucky recipient gets to make society better and all his property can be confiscated by the State.

(Gotta go, I have to patent the idea before some guy at Fannie Mae beats me to it)

Thanks for the compliment, Comrade Whoopie. We welfare queens have a lot of time on our hands to dream things up.

I like your death lottery idea. There will be death panels under ObamaCare. Why not a death lottery. You'll already be taking a chance when you find out that you will be on a three month long waiting list to see a doctor, because so many doctors will have taken early retirement that there won't be enough of them, so why not a lottery? For the recipient who wins, there could be a little party and a TV show, like "Queen for a Day." Remember that one, where they would take some poor overworked housewife who had struggled all of her life and gave her the royal treatment?

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Like Soylent Green where those who volunteered to be processed could spend an hour lounging in front of a big screen looking at pictures of the good old days, before the Party™ took over.


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Comrade Whoopie wrote: Oooo, ooo. Why not a death lottery? When old folks line up to get their free government prescription pain pills, one tablet in a thousand will actually be cyanide. The lucky recipient gets to make society better and all his property can be confiscated by the State.

There needs to be a exemption from The Death Lottery™ for members of The Party™.

I mean ... hell, why not? We had His Excellency make one for our fellow travelers, the SEIU.

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This Death Lottery business could lead to some really great TV shows like:"The Running Republican" or "Surviving Socialism". I can just visualize old geezers like Rush running through a death grid or the hateful Beck stuck on an Island with real head hunters.

Such fun................


 
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