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Nobel Committee Awards Hillary Participation Prize

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The Nobel Prize Committee today has awarded Hillary Clinton the prestigious Nobel Participation Prize for participating in the 2016 election and for what she WOULD have done had she defeated Donald Trump.

Just as Obama won the prize before her for what he was going to do to promote world peace - such as setting the middle east aflame and creating a refugee crisis while assassinating leaders of sovereign nations in 'Operation Arab Spring' - Hillary wins this year's award for what she might have done had she won.

We give Secretary Clinton our warmest congratulations on her participation prize.


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This must be a trend, because just last week Obama awarded a whole bunch of losers with participation trophies.

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Red Square wrote:This must be a trend, because just last week Obama awarded a whole bunch of losers with participation trophies.
... and He studied the noble act in advance, while Himself assuming the loser role :

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For shame! How can you say Hillary has done nothing? She liberated Libya. She apprehended and imprisoned the dastardly purveyor of anti-Islamic films who caused the tragedy at Benghazi. She increased transparency into classified email traffic. She energized foreign companies into donating billions toward her family, that is, her family charity is what I meant to say. She was a role model for ... um ... for tottering old has-beens so that they too might have exciting careers as political candidates and toasts of tinseltown. Fie, for shame, to disregard her many accomplishments!

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Comrades,

I would like to organize a Participation Award Protest or "PAP", smear against the majority of white people being awarded. Sometimes the less fortunate do not have the means to participate.

Putin on the Ritz

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Is there nothing that woman can't almost do?! Very impressive!

(Stolen from a Facebook comment on this story).

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Once again, Evil Smiley makes the Mother Page. You're on a roll, comrade!

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The sad part about this story is that she actually DID win a Grammy in 1997.
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A Grammy for her audiobook? Hillary, America's Elena Ceaușescu.

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$.$. Halliburton wrote:... America's Elena Ceaușescu ...
Wow, Comrade Halliburton ― pinning that down, that's a stroke of genius!

And when I think of that screeching voice, conserved in His Your Master's Voice mode...



P.S. oh, while at geniuses : Nicolae Ceauşescu, "Geniul din Carpaţi" ― Genius of the Carpathians, was one of the uncountable Over-The-Top-Of-The-Top honorifics by which the Carpathian Messiah was addressed (by media, speechifiers, banners, agitprop, "culture", edookayshn, you name it).

for a nano-whiff of Geniul's All for the Masses arrogance, just skim this and get a peek here.

(personal :
my Soviet Orbit time, it wasn't România; but I have a deep sympathy to (most) things Românești)

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The funniest thing about this is how many people actually thought this was real on another site.


Hillary Wins Nobel Prize

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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:
$.$. Halliburton wrote:... America's Elena Ceaușescu ...
Wow, Comrade Halliburton ― pinning that down, that's a stroke of genius!

And when I think of that screeching voice, conserved in His Your Master's Voice mode...



P.S. oh, while at geniuses : Nicolae Ceauşescu, "Geniul din Carpaţi" ― Genius of the Carpathians, was one of the uncountable Over-The-Top-Of-The-Top honorifics by which the Carpathian Messiah was addressed (by media, speechifiers, banners, agitprop, "culture", edookayshn, you name it).

for a nano-whiff of Geniul's All for the Masses arrogance, just skim this and get a peek here.

(personal :
my Soviet Orbit time, it wasn't România; but I have a deep sympathy to (most) things Românești)

Comrade Dummkopf,

Gosh! You Euro-commies sure know how to spend The People's™ money wisely. I wish I lived up there on the tippity-top of that giant palace place! If protesters showed up I'd pelt them with nuts and rodent poop till they begged for mercy! Useless ingrates! <spit> Peasants!

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Captain Craptek wrote:Gosh! You Euro-commies sure know how to spend The People's™ money wisely ...
... and the full story behind, oh, geez . . .

(1) The "early" Ceauşescu had a good start (1967). Distanced substantially from the Muscovite master. Refused participation in the 1968 rape of Czechoslovakia. (responsibility was "distributed" : Moscow, under Brezhnev, ordered a gang rape - all Warsaw Pact countries were "obligated" to participate.)
Conducător (= Führer, literally) got - in the early years - support from the West. And Romania was seen as a hopeful breakaway from behind the Iron Curtain.

Now, 1971 Conducător went to North Korea (then ruled by grampa of today's Kimmie, Kim Il Sung - who started the, uh, Fundamental Red Transformation of NK, in 1948, post-WW2). Was a "comprehensive" visit, including China (+ Mongolia + Vietnam). Now, 1971 that was full blossoming of "Juche" in NK and advanced budding of the Maoist "Cultural Revolution", both acts of mad bombastic upheaval. And next - Conducător back home, turns out he swallowed the "revolutionary" madness hook, line and sinker. Romania started spiralling down, in all aspects.

and now :
(2) Mad grandiosity, iron grip on power levers (Ceauşescu, uneducated but shrewd, was good in power-control), "masses" start grumbling, so - time for Big Ideas! Among them - Palatul Parlamentului din Casa Poporului, = Parliament Palace(!) in People's House (! yep, no kiddin') (and (rom.) poporului directly from (lat.) populus). Another case of "history repeats itself" - kinda back to Palace of Soviets plus same "dreams" and "means".

Now, architectural aspects, and construction...
Just to make space for Conducător's jewel, a historic area (yep, historic: "old city" - ancient and blossoming in the Gründerzeit, the era of middle class formation in late 19th / early 20th century - with several very old churches and monasteries), all was razed. (what better way to stick it to the bourgeois?). (yep, there was an earthquake, in 1977, and "sumptin had to be done" - but this?)

A single - very old - church, part of a monastery (Mihai Voda, of 16th century) was salvaged (yet monastery razed) - only to be, willfully (Ma'am Ceauşescu was instrumental in this), transplanted in a "no-man's-land": the "inner space" of a stereotypic "Plattenbau" (Ostblock-style prefabricated houses, key: Khrushchyovka).

Imagine the happiness of the "masses" to finaly "have" their own Palazzo! Of historically unpredcedented grandeur! While the masses - particularly in cities - had to deal with daily blackouts, irregular and unannounced. Had to stay long lines for elementary food, often for naught - just like in today's Venezuela. And, of course, had to suffer bombastic speeches about (wait for it.. not kiddin') Further Progress, and North-Korea-style stiff party-dictated "optimism" dripping from state-owned, uh, media.

On the "aesthetic" side : take also a gander inside the Behemoth.

Largest administrative building on Earth : no, not The Kube - Pentagon (btw, built in just 16 months(!)). And Nr-2? well well, Ceauşescu's Nightmare (built over 13 years). Says Comrade Google, anyway.


București (= Bucharest), Mihai Voda Church :

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Yep, Palatul Poporului explicitly refers Pyongyang's Kumsusan Palace (bottom pic).
The middle pic is Erdogan's White Palace in Ankara (2014, also mad - in very many aspects) :

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Comrades,




Ma'am Ceauşescu required lots and lots of space to display her many truck loads of plaques, cash, prizes, awards, and medals.

Why so many gifts and awards? Well, how many uneducated peasant girls become infamous chemical engineers or "Mother of the Nation"?

Don't think political arm twisting or bribes had anything to do with real scientists writing her award winning research papers! That sort of wrong thinking could lead to charges of racism and/or hate thought.

Surely, it was her good looks that made the difference! Yes?

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In honor of Hillary's Nobel Prize, the US Mint has released a commemorative edition and faux replica of Hillary's Nobel Participation Prize.

Get yours while they last!

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He's such a good sport and a gentleman.

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Evil Smiley wrote:
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uh-oh.
Red Square & Evil Smiley have a hotline to TRUMP ?




P.S. jus' like in good old days... Image


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Red Square wrote:Is Rush Limbaugh reading the People's Cube?

Give Hillary a Participation Trophy!

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Either that, or great minds think alike.



 
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