IN CELEBRATION

On the glorious day of November 7, the anniversary of the glorious October Revolution, the workers and proletarians, the intellectuals and the Party took to the streets and voted.


To a New Golden Age of Peace and Prosperity!

To a New Planet!

Link to: Wikipedia - October Revolution

All our hard work, and voter fraud, I mean voter corrections, have paid off.

Comrade Premier Betty,
Never use the term 'voter fraud'. The State is omniscent, ergo terms such fraud, error, mistruths, etc. are nonexistent and irrelevent. Do not the dead cry out for justice? Do not the incarcerated and criminally insane have a right to the Worker's Paradise? They are all victims of the reactionary, non-progessive, imperialist bourgeosie establishment and as such are entitled to a say in the Glorious Revolution. SOCIALIST EQUALITY EVEN IN DEATH! Because if they could speak, is there any doubt they stand with the Demokratik National Politburo?

Crap, am I gonna have to go back to the re-education camps for this?

Ahha, I love the sweet smell of victory. Less missiles pointed at the glorius USSR by the capitalist pigs in the USA, possiblity of capitalists in the USA being shipped my way and put into Siberia, and the end of the free market do make me happy. I think I will have to visit Lenin tonight...

(Kicking back a vodka in the Kremlin)

Premier Brezhnev

PS. Laika, good job in rallying the Democratic base in the USA. You will be getting a Hero of the Soviet Union award. It is in the mail right now.

I think someone is living in the revised past. Didn't you vote democrat Comrade Premier, I could have sworn you voted democrat.

Is that Pavel Bunyanski in the top picture, or do my eyes deceive me?