I wanted to commemorate “Obama's First 100 Days” because the media has completely overlooked this event, however all that came to mind was Flesh Eating Zombies and the end of the world as we know it. So, with inspiration from the film 28 Days Later…

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Very nice, one of my favorite movies with one of my most hated people!

Superkommissar it is has been a glorious 100 days. The useful idiots in the MSN have been cooperating better than we could have ever imagined.

The Obamessiah and his room temperature I.Q. lackeys have performed like a bunch of chimps tossing feces at on lookers.

Yes the world of Next Tuesday is in sight.

Commissar Red Star CEO Hemlock Hospitality INC
Director of Kicking Doors at Midnight
Keeper of the sacred Plasma Cutter
Herdsman of Rainbow Farting Unicorns
Defender of the Faith

Comrades:

The master-plan is working! The Obamabots have been seduced by the "cult of personality" and are being led around like the brain-dead zombies they are.

A glorious hundred days with the flying pig virus running rampant, zombies in the streets and in Nancy Pelosi's skin, foreign dictators doing the cha-cha with our pOtus and the end of the world as we know playing over the loudspeakers outside the compound.

Still there is the budget cut...

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AbecedariusRex wrote:Still there is the budget cut...

These outrageous budget cut concessions to the radical Right Wing are the worst thing Obama can do. What are we, a Party of whores?

You know, I'd be tempted to throw some sort of bash for all us Progressives, but unfortunatly, I'm stuck with the People's College homework communitywork.

100 days of Glorious redistribution of wealth and reigning corporations. I will list a few great successes that our dear leader achieved in this monolithic day.

100 days use of the stimulus money that we can see the great benefits now.

100 days apologizing four BUSHITLER's mistakes against Iran and North Korea

100 days of our great media adoring our dear leader like New York Times and People Magazine with Michelle “Toned Arms”

100 days of increasing his carbon footprint by flying AF1, and doing mock run on New York City.

100 days announcing the closing of gitmo

100 days of releasing the horridness interrogation technique used by the C.I.A. like the evil
and appalling use water boarding and placing insects in a room with a detainee

100 days of none stop use of the teleprompter

Here is to the next 1360 days of socialized failure success.

"Fresh Eating Zombies"?!? No, Komrade Maksim, you obviousry mis-read read my memo that I air-maired to you rast week. How courd you misunderstand it? I arso incruded a grow-in-the-dark paperweight made from some of the spent prutonium fuer rods that my newry reopened nucrear weapons prant fireworks prant produces in mass quantities.

Anyway, I said we going to turn arr the Capitarists into fresh so that the Zombies in the Democrat Party can be eating them. Can't you guys get anything right? I gotta do arr the work around here!

Dammit, I oughtta send a Big Frash(tm) over your way just to get you guys to pay more attention.

Talking about the covers of magazines with 'is 'Oliness...












Just thought I'd share...

Ahh the last one my EYES MY EYES!

Hmmm, me so horny. I rove her rong time! Maybe I terr Obama to keep his Three-Titted Behemoth Hirrary Crinton caged up at State Dept and send over his wife for "one-on-one negotiations". I conned that ord battreaxe Maderine Arbright, I bet I can conn Micherre Obama too.

More I think about it, more I think it time for me to finarry "sprit the brack oak". I'm sure she know how to treat a man of vigor and she be good for my ji-ji. Maybe I get her pregnant and Obama soon have an irregitimate son in White House! This arr farrs into prace with my Pran B(tm), my urtimate pran to take over the worrd spread Grobar Sociarist Enrightenment.

That's a Man Baby!

Thanks for the purgative, Rex.

Such a big deal about her arms. They say women now want to have arms like hers. Yes, we're all supposed to be stampeding the local gyms, kicking each other off the bowflexes and bioflexes for our turn to work out so we can get arms just like Michelle's. We women will do anything for her arms. Plastic surgery. Injections. Padding. Drugs. I see a whole new industry popping up to meet this demand. I even predict that Mattel, after years of being lambasted by the feminists for giving Barbie an unrealistic figure that dictates to us stupid-headed girls how we're supposed to look (because females, you know, never gave a flying poop about how their figures should look until Barbie was invented 50 years ago), will come out with a new Barbie that has Michelle arms.

And all girls will look at that doll with those arms and proclaim, "That's it! The Barbie has spoken and decreed that we must starve ourselves and do all manner of unhealthy, dangerous things to get arms just like hers!"

And I'm beginning to think they want you boys to be turned on by those arms. Long, toned, smooth arms. Look at how she rests her right hand on her left bicep, giving it just the slightest squeeze. Doesn't that drive you nuts, and set your heart a'hammerin'? Wouldn't you like to squeeze them yourself, then brag to all your friends about it the next day? Imagine those perfect elbows jabbing into your ribs. What a way to wake up in the morning, eh, comrades?

Barack does, don't you envy him? Sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, it fills me with hope and inspiration that my first thought is of Barack and Michelle, cuddled together in their big bed in the White House, and she jabbing him with her elbows and yelling at him to get his stinky feet back on his side of the bed. Oh, what bliss!

Zombies? Did someone say Zombies?

Here I am with my People's Zombie Repellent. Tucked away on my hip is my People's Czechoslovakian model 1982 pistol.




Also featuring my Not For the People(TM) rifle. Glorious Russian SKS from 1955 built in Tula, and refurbished in a Ukranian arsenal. Simply a delightful gun to shoot. (I posed the pic with the bayonet out specifically to annoy progressives on a message board where I post (and own for that matter LOL.)
Let's see those flu infested shuffling zombies get into the Olympia Collective now comrades!

Comrade Obamissar 7.62,

If all those spent casings found their ways home to the brains of zombies, it looks like youre good for more than 762 of 'em.

The ones who say, "If you loved me, you'd let me eat you brain," how do you deal with them? Is it not an existential dilemma of helping your comrade?

Ahh sadly Comrade Tovarich, I did not expend all of those shell casings... They were there when I got there. Some shooters are more equal than others and pick up after themselves...

As far as the ones who ask to eat my brain, I will happily show them 17" of good communist steel attached to the end of a good communist mosin nagant rifle. Then I will demonstrate a skill that served our comrades in the Great Patriotic War well. The bayoneting of a foe. Naturally I will be merely demonstrating a valuable socialist skill to the zombie who wishes to have my brains.

Ah, indeed it is a good skill! There are many kulaks and if we run out, we can always raise the quota to create new ones.

Or we can get Commissar Theocriticus to simply make Bruno Clones.

Obamissar 7.62 wrote:Or we can get Commissar Theocriticus to simply make Bruno Clones.

Cloning Bruno? Wouldn't that be unethical?

Comrade Rex, don't you know there are NO ETHICS in the socialist system? There is only the needs of The State(TM) and of course The Party(TM). Thus if Bruno clones were required, then they would be ethical, and all would be compelled to acknowledge the wisdom of The Party(TM) in creating the Bruno Clones.

AbecedariusRex wrote:

Obamissar 7.62 wrote:Or we can get Commissar Theocriticus to simply make Bruno Clones.

Cloning Bruno? Wouldn't that be unethical?

Comrade, I am not sure of the ethics involve, but the thought of multiple Bruno's would be chaotic at best. When ever we go to Rancho de Rio Grande, the GoonsHighly trained trooper all run around with Bruno squealing, giggling and acting like a bunch of Pre-pubescent Jr.high school girls. Generally followed, them all dressing up like Carmen Miranda, and singing….Badly…..

I ask you Dear Comrade do you really want to do this to the unsuspecting public.



Obamissar 7.62, I notice you shooting an "Ebil" "assault rifle" with a horrible Bayonet
attached. You do realize Bayonets and Bayonet lugs are ban in the “Little” people's republic of New Jersey. We all know about the drive-by Bayoneting, and the millions of lives saved every minute, least that's what the comrades at the state house in Trenton are saying…..ether that or waiting for the indictment papers to be served on them.



Commissar Red Star CEO Hemlock Hospitalityä INC
Director of Kicking Doors at Midnight
Keeper of the sacred Plasma Cutter
Herdsman of Rainbow Farting Unicorns
Defender of the Faith

Michelle is Obama's rock? She's definitely a stone in *my* shoe.
And Obamissar 7.62, you look much taller in your T-62 battle tank. Thinner too.

I charrenge her to a fight. I wirr defeat her Bony Bicep style with my Big Frash(tm) Kung-Fu Grip!

Comrade Red Star actually my Russian SKS wouldn't qualify as an assault rifle under the old Klinton ban of 1994. It is semi automatic, but has a fixed 10 round magazine. No protruding pistol grip. Really the bayonet is the only "evil" feature, and you were allowed two of them. Typically guns built during the ban had a protruding pistol grip and removable magazines over ten rounds. I'm not sure how New Jersey classifies "assault weapons" but this SKS is legal even in California.

Properly speaking of course an assault rifle must be full auto or select fire along with semi auto. So the scared liberals usually call them "military style assault rifles". Idiots.

Comrade Whoopie wrote:Michelle is Obama's rock? She's definitely a stone in *my* shoe.
And Obamissar 7.62, you look much taller in your T-62 battle tank. Thinner too.

Michelle is Obama's rock? Or Michelle has one of Obama's rocks?

Comrades,

The ever compassionate Michelle has such well toned arms to show that she is still down for the struggle of the worker to triumph over the Evil Capitalist pig! She has kept those arms so well toned after many years of of shoveling the coals that burn as the fire of THE ONE"S hatred for Amerikkka, and the evil that is Capitalism.

THE ONE is great indeed! Yet even a God as great has he needs some inspiration, some motivation from time to time. It has not been an easy road for THE ONE to travel, with all the communities to organize, with the difficult choices of career. One the would not turn a profit, one that would keep his hatred for evil white rich capitalist pigs burning, one that would groom him for the pious responsibility of being THE SUPREME LEADER and LIGHT OF THE WORLD!

Yes, I think that it is fair to say that Michelle is the rock, or more over, the Shovel that THE ONE needed to build the mighty fortress that is his moral conviction!
She is THE ONE'S ONE! She is truly THE GOD QUEEN that all women should mold their lives after. Together, they shall smite the evil of self reliance! Together they shall cleanse the earth of the deniers of the warming earth, and those who strive to be more equal than their brothers! (and sisters of course, not to be sexist.)

I wish I had arms like hers, and you should too!

Priceless: The McCain Presidency at 100 Days

Thanks, Pinkie. That was definitely the People's Cube material.

Rev 12:12
So be glad, heavens, and those who live in them! How terrible it is for the earth and the sea, because the Devil has come down to you, filled with rage, knowing that his time is short!"