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Obama-Medvedev-Putin Hot Mic Deal to Shut Down Red Square

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Obama-Medvedev-Putin Open-Mic Deal to Shut Down Red Square.

Comrades,

Fortunately for us, the media have paid scant attention to another aspect of the open-microphone (or "hot microphone") conversation between Barack Obama and Dmitry Medvedev for a "deal" to be ratified by Vladimir Putin under which Medvedev and Putin will "shut down Red Square" and Obama will defer implementation of "Next Tuesday" until a suitable time in 2013 after what they expect to be the re-election of Barack Obama for his Second Term as POTUS a.k.a. President Of The United States.

Will Romney be able to say "NO 'To Russia With Love'" and thereby not only help undo the shutting-down of Red Square but also prevent the re-election of Obama? Putin says, "No way, because in order for him to do so, Romney would have to decipher the Cube and explain its enigma to the American voters, and we're confident that no voter in America can decipher the Cube." Hillary concurred by saying, "I never could decipher it, so I have no doubt that none of our Rock-the-Vote voters will be able to decipher it."

However, Comrades, we may be underestimating Romney. There are rumors that he not only solved Rubic's Cube early in his childhood but that he also discerned not only that The Peoples Cube was that from which Rubic sought to escape but also why Rubic sought such escape.

Comrades, it's imperative that we maintin our ability to respond with agility to the new tactic of Republicans (such as the "American Crossroads" tool of the evil Karl Rove) in making clever videos such as "Operation Hot Mic." Now, our clandestine operatives have obtained a copy of a poster for what may well be their next video:

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It seems that in this next movie, they will caricature Obama as "Dr. No" as in "Dr. No Missile Defense," "Dr. No Space Preeminence," "Dr. No Oil," "Dr. No Drilling," "Dr. No Profits, " "Dr. No Capitalism" (i.e., just "Capitolism"). We must be ready to act fast to counter this propaganda.

It also seems to be a transparent effort draw to the attention of members of our steadfastly loyal the Rock-the-Vote voters the existence, popularity and rationally effective book, "Shakedown Socialism," which can enable even independents and people who not only are not news junkies but who harvest the entirety of their knowledge from popular culture to rationally understand the speciousness of our arguments and philosophy to promote the Colletive Good.


--KOOK
Last edited by KOOK on 4/2/2012, 11:45 pm, edited 2 times in total.
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