I received this in the mail from Comrade The. He writes:
Kyle Kepley, posting on Politico:
I've created this handy Obama progress tracking list so you can post it on your refrigerator and check off each milestone as it is reached. You'll have to designate someone to check off the last one for you:
(x) Government takes control of the banks
(x) Government takes control of the car companies
( ) Government takes control of health care
( ) Union thugs taking over every business small and large through the "card check" movement
( ) Unemployment rate rises as businesses can no longer afford to hire employees due to union demands
( ) New census report results in new redistricting that gives Democrats a huge advantage in future elections
( ) Political speech regulated on the airwaves
( ) Gun control laws enacted to register every single firearm privately owned
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( ) Government takes control of insurance companies
( ) National sovereignty is lost to a globalized version of the European Union
( ) Our kids are subjected to mandatory "volunteerism" via Obama's "youth corps" as specified in the new GIVE bill
( ) New energy taxes and drilling bans result in $5 per gallon and rising at the pump
( ) Government steps in with price controls on gas, resulting in shortages and long lines at the pump (Carter, the sequel)
( ) Government takes control of all oil/energy companies
( ) Everyone stops buying our treasury bonds, resulting in the fed having to print massive amounts of new currency
( ) Inflation goes through the roof as stimulus spending comes home to roost and the money presses are running overtime

( ) Government blames the rich for high prices and steps in with more taxes, subsidies and price controls
( ) Grocery store shelves start running empty
( ) New taxes on companies and the rich drive the productive citizens out of business or out of the country
( ) Restrictions are placed on foreign travel, visa extensions are no longer granted
( ) Companies are banned from relocating overseas
( ) Severe economic downturn continues
( ) The presidential two-term limit is removed
( ) Social Security goes bankrupt. Private 401K accounts are nationalized and redistributed

( ) Health care is severely rationed as the system nears bankruptcy
( ) A-bomb made in Iran goes off in New York harbor
( ) Social chaos ensues
( ) Guns are seized from all citizens
( ) NATO forces are brought in to help enforce martial law and gun confiscation
( ) Crime, disease and starvation are rampant
( ) New dawn of third world dictatorship begins for America
( ) Your own kid reports you to an equality enforcement officer for trying to grow your own food
( ) You die in a prison labor camp, where about 45% of the population is enslaved

Have a good day!
Al Gores Mistress
- http://storyofstuff.com/Red Square
Al Gores Mistress
- http://storyofstuff.com/
I must apologize for making two comments in a row. I would never wish to call attention to myself or think myself better than another. In our great mass of equality I am surely the least equal of all. But today I have been considering further the successes of our glorious leader thus far in his great struggle against Amerika's evil capitalist machine. All the long day amidst the beats, I cultivated tirelessly with damp, red (my favorite color) eyes. Damp with tears of joy pondering our successes. To think upon it, control of greedy banks and then to finally assume those despicable auto assemblies who have enslaved and exploited our dear brothers and sisters for untold years of misery. Returning to them a pittance for their hours of toil. At last we will place these fountains of prosperity in the grateful and deserving hands of the people where they can flourish unto unfettered glory, providing for the common good.
Overwhelmed with joy, I uncharacteristically departed my field of beats, where I gratefully cultivate from rising to setting sun in order to feed our deserving comrades. I left, wiping tears of joy with my gnarled, beat cultivating knuckles, to gather the woman and my sons and daughters of the motherland. This great lesson of success must be shared with our next generation. We must instill the history of how our illustrious messiah fought tirelessly against overwhelming opposition, with no thought of self gain or well being, to bestow upon our humble collective such unimaginable gains.
I admit surprise that a man of color would rise to a position of eminence amidst such vile
repression of common and deserving men. But in hindsight I should not have been surprised. Were we not all not victims of repression and suppression under the evil George Bush and his murderous compatriot Dick Cheney? Where in history can we witness greater victimization than among those of color? Therefore, like the resurrected Phoenix arising from the ashes of victimization our messiah has arrived brining success in a basket to be distributed among the people. Learn of him oh you aspiring youth and be glad in it.
Challenging it is to mold and shape the young. Even the youngest are already corrupted with Amerikan materialism. They want their own toys and the bourgeois food of worthless, lazy owners and their lackeys. We must teach them with patience and understanding but firmness and consistency. After our lessons today (after a brief period of celebrating the successes of our glorious leader with an extra portion of beats) we performed our duteous patrol of the neighborhood to expose those blatantly possessing more than others. The children recorded names and addresses for reports to the Ministry of Equality and Fairness. I believe the children are finally realizing the virtues of collective equality. Their hate for neighbors who possess more is growing each day so I have never been more encouraged. My loyalty to the Obama knows no bounds.
Do you suppose he (we) will acquire Wal-Mart soon? Not for selfish desires on my own part but for the good of the people. But we must not get ahead of ourselves. A steady hand on the hoe, with sufficient time, will cultivate even the largest field of beats.
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