Comrades! If you haven't yet mastered the skills of doublethink and doublespeak, pay attention to Dear Leader's glorious example and learn from the best.
If you like your guns you can keep your guns ... if you can keep your guns you can like your guns.
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Barack Obama supports your Right to Bear Alms. (a.k.a. Your Right to Bare Pockets)
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Now that our beloved regime has embraced the legalization of marijuana for recreational purposes, the classic anti-drug film "Reefer Madness" will be revisited and renamed to reflect the Party's most recent target for scorn, the Second Amendment.
Let's hope it works just as well this time ;)