Obama's stated qualification for POTUS was 2 years of campaigning for the job.
Palin will have double that if they start right away.
I worked long and hard, indoctrinating the young proles in Portland, OR. that this "news" broadcast showed in this incendiary report.
These were some of the easiest "campaign workers" to program, that I've worked with, in a long time. These insolent reporters have shown the world, the depth of the "Love" that these followers have for our Beloved Maximum Leader, Barack Hussein Obama.
Of course, these proles must be put out of their misery, ASAP. They can report to Comrade Al Gore's new pilot plant for Soylent Green, for conversion into a more "carbon" friendly form of organic matter.
I decided to go for a "Manchurian Candidate" theme since Manchurian candidates for Obama was one of his official minority groups.