Initial reports are encouraging, as the insurance exchanges are running with precision and smoothness. The system exceeded expectations, with the ObamaCare Help Center lasting a full FIFTY-ONE SECONDS before bursting into a ball of flame!
We at the People's Cube applaud this bold step into the World of next Tuesday! All Aboard The Healthcare of the Future!
Rest assured, however, that we are working diligently on it so that everyone will be able to fulfill their noble duty to the State.
I honestly didn't expect it to so fully crash so quickly - one would hope they'd at least be bright enough to take enough time for Blue Cross and the rest of the major providers to go belly up first!
But maybe the teleprompters got confused...
The-HUNSo if I sign up for this new government health care and the government shuts down during my open heart surgery what happens?
Dear Leader has thought of every contingency because he cares™ .
So just go online @healthcare.gov and follow the simple diagrams to finish it yourself.
You'll also recover faster just knowing you've helped Dear Leader drive down healthcare costs!!