A medical advancement shocking Republicans' still-backward view that fish need bicycles for transportation to reach spawning goals.


ObamaCare Orgasm-Button-Implant Procedure Guarantees House/Senate for Dems in 2014 vote:

ObamaCare now enables every woman to discreetly achieve orgasm while working, driving, or attending social events (or even in bed) by activating an Orgasm-on-Demand Medical Implant by pressing this button disguised as an ObamAnkh necklace amulet. So, on Nov. 3, be sure to vote but only for pro-ObamaCare candidates. Don't let Republicans outlaw orgasms.
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Clinical tests and polling show Obamagasms from ObamaCare Orgasm-On-Demand Surgical Implants are evven better than ObamaPhones in Vibrate Mode kept inside panties.


New ObamaCare Service for Senior Womyn:

The ObamAnhk Emergency Amulet for those times when a Senior Womyn's Senior Man has "fallen" and "can't get up."

No senior womyn should be without an ObamaCare-funded "Orgasm-On-Demand" surgical implant easily activated by an ObamAnkh Necklace Amulet when her senior man has "fallen" and "can't get up."

Endorsed by AARP: Amulets Assuring Reliable Pleasure

Don't Let Sexophobic Republican Tea-Partiers Deny Orgasms-on-Demand for Womyn under ObamaCare.

War on Womyn in Blinders:



Republicans may have womem in binders, but we have womyn in blinders, and from Our Media, independents "understand" a "war on women is stupidly being waged by the backward and fanatical Republicans rather than that it's really a war on womyn we Progressives are abble to wage because so many womyn expect husbandry from government and, like cavalry horses, dutifully go wherever we command.

--KOOK

Anyer Marx wrote:

Of course, if you like your old sub-standard plan,

you can keep it.

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Of course, and that also means Womyn can keep their substandard bicycles if they are foolish enough to want to do so:


--KOOK

Even liberal, pro-ObamaCare women tell ObamaCare Providers that they relied on Obama having told them they can keep their orgasm provider if they like their orgasm provider, so even liberal, pro-ObamaCare womyn want to keep using their gymnasium excercise equipment to acheive their best orgasms.

--KOOK

Wait, womyns get orgasms on demand and its paid for by Obamacare?

So if I enter into a "contract for services" with "Sparkle" ( or her business manager ) can I just pay the co-pay?

Tovarichi wrote:Wait, womyns get orgasms on demand and its paid for by Obamacare?

So if I enter into a "contract for services" with "Sparkle" ( or her business manager ) can I just pay the co-pay?

No, Tovarichi, you will not be paying any monetary co-pay -- instead, your "co-pay" will be in the form of your laboring without compensation for the good of the collective to provide a free, non-surgical alternative to the ObamaCare coverage for orgasms-on-demand via surgical implants (or via exercise equipment in expensive gymnasiums gynasiums). It will be arduous work, but someone must do it for the good of the Collective.


--KOOK

Yet another satisfied customer of Tovarichi:


Over 180,000,000 On-Demand-Orgasms served under ObamaCare's Bronze Plan! (Also known as the "Cougar Plan."

--KOOK

From the old joke file;

"What do you get when you cross Hillary Clinton with a pig?"
"Nothing. There are some things a pig just won't do."