The sheer volume of the Super Bowl is overpowering: the corporate branding, the sexist beer ads, the miasma of Madison Avenue–produced militarism, the two-hour pre-game show. But people in the labor and Occupy movements in Indiana are attempting to drown out the din with the help of a human microphone right at the front gates of Lucas Oil Stadium.
In this is a strategic move of great brilliance! It will satisfy people on both sides of the issue.
It will give occupiers a new place to occupy, the unconscious bodies of protesters could then be piled in the parking lot. A little something for everybody!
Opiate of the PeopleI look forward to the Occupy Comrades speaking truth to power by a display of group pooping while Madonna performs the halftime show.
As will everyone else watching this competitive kapitalist garbage, Comrade. To improve this, I shall have my apparatchiks organize a counter-Super Bowl halftime show. Occupiers shall sing classics form John
Then there will be a communal dump as they sing "Kum-Ba-Yah" and poke each other with scissors.
I did not like the result of the Packer game on January 15'th. I would like to file with the NFL to circulate recall petitions against the New York Giants to force them into another NFC Divisional Playoff game on the grounds that I am unhappy that my team lost.
In the new Wisconsin tradition, I am sending this to make sure we get enough signatures. Feel free to sign 83 times (or make up names)...
(Mickey Mouse, Adolph Hitler, etc)