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Krasnodar wrote:A : A socialist uses bathrooms.
Ha Krasnodar! That's good! I'd like to invite you to join my writing staff pool.

And thank you for starting the new year with a new page! I see you're recovering nicely from Theo's People's New Year's Party. By the way, have you seen Pamalinsky? I saw you two sneak into the Rancho's new wing last night after the Hammer-and-Sickle dropped and we all toasted in the 2012 Socialist New Year...

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That wasn't me. But someone did swipe my sombrero while I was passed out beneath the vodka wagon. I hope it wasn't Bruno........ no amount of cleaning would ever make it fit to be worn again !

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I woke up next to WTF Boy, so i'll pass on the riddle this day.

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Krasnodar wrote:That wasn't me. But someone did swipe my sombrero while I was passed out beneath the vodka wagon. I hope it wasn't Bruno........ no amount of cleaning would ever make it fit to be worn again !
Ugh - That possibility is too disgusting to entertain with contemplation. But since you once again have your sombrero jauntily cocked over your cranium, it must've been kept safely from Bruno after all.

Anyway, even though Bruno has a certain unhealthy interest in Pamalinsky, I'm sure once she showed him her pink "Hello Kitty" assault rifle she was toting, he got respectful real quick.

As for the riddle, though:
Q: What's the difference between a socialist and an 0ccupier?

Krasnodar wrote:A : A socialist uses bathrooms.

And that's true, unless we're among our 0ccupussy brethren. Then the answer is:

None. (Go with the flow; if it feels good, do it; and yield to the pee(r) pressure!)

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Market Grilled Chicken wrote:I woke up next to WTF Boy, so i'll pass on the riddle this day.
Well Cubers, at least we're learning a bit more about MGC's proclivities.

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What's the difference between a socialist and and an Occupier?

About half the socialists have better hygiene.


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Now, RDD, do be gentle with her. When she's been over at the Rancho, she drove out ALL the cockroaches and we had a hell of a problem with rabbits because all the rattlesnakes died. And mice? Hell, no. I thought of making a joint venture, Politically Correct Ferreters, but using her as the ferreter. Well, it's the result that counts, isn't it? There never was a rodent that could stand up to her hygiene.

She flew to England and the population of Norwegian blue rats declined, but while she was gone, our population increased.

And don't tell Meow this, but a sure defense against the Jimmy Carter Nano Rabbits is dear Janeane Gawdawfulho.

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Theo, it's somehow refreshing (a word not often employed when referring to our dear Janeane G.) to know that at some point not only may she potentially serve as the dam to parturiate The Perfect Prog, but that she can decimate rodent populations (while increasing muscidae populations) in whatever region she happens to grace.

But I wouldn't've guessed J.G. could even disrupt nanoconstructs!


 
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