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OFFICIAL 'If Congress Doesn't Act' Thread

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Please help our President make his point!

If Congress doesn't act all these chickens will die.

Complimentary "If Congress Obama":

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If Congress doesn't act elderly will move in with their children.


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Most equal perspective, Comrade Capt. Commie. I award you the "People's Bully Pulpit".


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Is that you Sammy?

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If Congress doesn't act weather will become more severe.

If Congress doesn't act, we can send them all to Hollywood.
They'll fit right in.

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To My Dear Comrade Peoples Comrade,



As Your President, Barack Obama, I assure "Ye the People" that "if Congress doesn't act, I will," because "the State of the Union is that I Am the State."

--Fearless Leader

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OMG!!! If Congress doesn't act, we're all gonna die!

It'll be like The Day the Earth Stood Still. It'll be like Y2K. Computers will crash! Planes, trains, and automobiles will stop dead in the middle of the air, tracks, and roads--and in the case of the planes, they'll fall to the earth and crash, killing millions!

EBT cards will no longer work, meaning millions will starve to death!

No electricity, meaning no heat. Millions more will freeze to death!

Long lines for everything, from groceries to free Obama money from his stash! Millions will simply DIE if they don't get their free Obama money!

Bridges will collapse. Roads will break up. Buildings will tumble down into huge piles of rubble, because there'll no longer be funds to fix America's aging infrastructure. As a result, millions will die!

And it's all the Republicans' fault! All Republicans want to do is kill everybody who isn't rich so they can take the money for all the government programs without which none of us could even exist, and give it to millionaires, zillionaires, and corporate jet owners in the form of tax cuts, when they have more money than they know what to do with already!

I tell you, it's enough to make me want to build my own demand the government build me a fully stocked and equipped sequestration shelter. It's the only hope of survival! OMG, how can anyone be expected to survive without the government?

I tell you, we're all gonna DIE!!!!

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If Congress doesn't act, I will eat this dog.


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IF CONGRESS DOESN'T ACT:




WHO WE GONNA CALL:

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"WE'RE ALL
GONNA DIE
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I guess there's nothing left to do except turn out the lights and pass the popcorn -
damn Republicans.

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Chairman Meow wrote: If Congress doesn't act, I will eat this dog.
Comrade Meow ... a very convenient outcome ... well played!

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Anyer Marx wrote:
Chairman Meow wrote: If Congress doesn't act, I will eat this dog.
Comrade Meow ... a very convenient outcome ... well played!

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WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!






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Comrade Nomenklatura-climber, worse yet is they will live even longer as a burden on the People's resources because they will not be inhaling all that casino smoke.
TELL CONGRESS DECISIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES
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the Skeets will keep breeding, overpopulate, and starve during the winter of Global Warming... We must kill them to save them. Like the voting tax base, the herd must be thinned for its own good.

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If Congress doesn't act moon exploration will suffer




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If Congress doesn't act are prices going up?

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Poor Poor Pitiful Pinkie....

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Death happens so suddenly... the hatchet falls... the plucker spins.... so sad... so pitiful....

It's Too Bad CONGRESS CAN'T SEE THIS EMINENT DEATH!!!!

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If Congress doesn't act ... well, there's always the Politburo.

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DEATH BY BOEHNER!

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Everybody except Cialis said it couldn't happen...

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If Congress Doesn't Act
National Defense will be reduced to a Three-Year-Old Girl with a Ma Deuce and No Ammunition

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Shovel 4 You, if your sequester lasts for more than four hours, consult your ObamaCare Health Exchange Network.







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Now, for something a bit more surreal... (NSFW audio - in keeping with our modern culture's demand for obscene lyrics in the name of expressing one's social oppression and the struggle against racism)

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R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:Damn. That was my next one!

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You know what you commies need here at the Cube? Every week or two that drama queen Obama has a new crisis everyone is supposed to be all upset about. It's getting confusing. Could you please, as a public service, post a timeline that documents the crisis? Just update it with a title of the crisis de jour at the proper point in time. A good visual aid helps. That way everyone can look back at all the past crisis, get an idea of how often the Obama maladministration cries wolf [very], prevent embarrassing repetition of crisis, and be useful in tracking the downfall of civilization.

The end is near! Document it.

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FYI, Unky Hal, we have been in a constant state of crisis since the Bush regime, OK? Your buddy Bush screwed everything up so imperially that even though he's been out of office for over four years now, we are still in that same crisis. Only more spending will get us out of it, but your crummy Republican friends keep wanting to obstruct Obama because they can't stand the idea of a black guy in the White House. There's simply no other reason for why they're doing this, unless you count stupid and evil which is fine by me. But the more they obstruct, the worse the crisis becomes. It's like that racist Disney movie with the tar baby.

And now for the real reason I came back to this thread: I just want all of you to know that if Congress doesn't act on the sequester, there'll be no more Beet of the Week, and no more Charlie Chicken™ to teach kids about shovels! You think those are non-profit charities? Or that they rely on corporate sponsorship? No, these are Party-approved government programs that have long since been enshrined as entitlements and national treasures!

And because they are national treasures, these entitlements are like diamonds. They are forever!

But none of it will matter in the end, because WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE ANYWAY!!!!!

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Just as long as we can all afford the new Xbox, everything will be OK.


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REPUBLICANS WILL PROVE ONCE AGAIN THEY HAVE NO CONCERN FOR
PUBLIC SAFETY.


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AND THE WAR ON WOMYN'S WILL CONTINUE UNABATED...

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How many more must DIE??


 
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