To All Party Members
It has come to our attention that Wikipedia’s use (thus donated funding) has dramatically fallen because of a long standing series of allegations regarding its use as a political platform as well as not holding its editors to strict factual postings.
Wikipedia is likely our single most valuable Newspeak tool next to the MSM itself! Wikipedia had the largest number of readers of any encyclopedia in the world. We cannot let our direct access into almost every written or verbalized discussion especially amoungst the younger generation be taken from us.
Inner Party Members have known for a long time about Wikipedia’s carefully designed pretensions to being encyclopedic; its painfully obvious false claims of openness; its completely fabricated representation of a democratic access to, and democratic enunciation of, knowledge; its completely institutionalized falsification of facts; our sordid attempts to monopolize knowledge and rewrite history by blanking out parts of our collective memory and replacing them with imprimaturs. Yes, those are all the delightful (not to mention useful) aspects of the cyberbureaucratic fraud that Wikipedia is committing wholesale upon knowledge. The fraud that consists of producing false knowledge on an “encyclopedic” scale to a completely unsuspecting and complacent populace that is too lazy to verify facts for themselves.
Do you see why it is of the utmost importance to keep Wikipedia going? If nothing else keep it going for the
(P.S. The money ain't half bad. I have no kids but I love each dollar I make on Wikipedia like they were my own child so I really do do it for the children!!)
I will give my daily gruel, to keep our comrades at Wiki going!
Honestly I love wiki. I've found their entries to be totally accurate (provided you aren't looking for info on conservative politicians). But for chemicals, historical figures like Trotsky or military hardware, you just can't beat it.
I think they need to turn off the ability to edit certain names like Bush, Palin, Cheney, etc. And certain scientific areas like climatology. Any key word that doesn't serve the Left is generally pretty safe.
i personally use wikipedia exclusively to prep for every covert operation i undertake, as to not be swayed by capitalist propaganda.
i will launch an investigation into this rumor of wikipedia's reduced funding and report back to the collective at a later date.
operation code name: collective incompetence
reporting agent: blackmarket citizen
So goes Wikipedia. I guess we'll have to fund it under Stimulus II.
Opiate of the PeopleI guess we'll have to fund it under Stimulus II.
Comrade Opiate, you speak glorious words of wisdom and then use the banned s- word. I would really hate to see someone denounce you for this little slip of the tongue. It seems not everyone on the Great Made Prog list received the memo:
Democrat Rep. Brad Sherman
None dare call it Stimulus II.