Breaking news this morning...London, the capital of Red Britain and the Red Kingdom, has been selected by the evil IOC to host the 2012 Anti-People Program, a.k.a. The "Olympics." This event is a fiasco, promoting competition, where there are some winners and some losers. I am not going to even bother giving the latest information on this evil program.
London, what happened to you? It is wrong to promote competition because it causes division and inequality. Instead, you should be boycotting the "Olympics," preventing them from having competition. In this way, everyone will be fair, and everyone will be losers.
Tony Blair needs to correct this problem, or he will be declared a non-person quite soon.
Red Journalism Headquarters, Moscow, USSR
Look closely at this picture. These five cannot be separated. This is, in fact, a life-size item used in the new, collectivist type of Olympic sports, where a team of five male athelets must figure out how to put them on at once without separating them, and to use it on a team of five female athelets who muct figure out a way to group together without letting anybody out.
This combines the promotion of collectivism and the use of condoms in developing countries, as well as great entertainment for the toiling masses who need an educational, politically correct distraction after a day of hard toil at a state-run factory.
Speaking of which, any other suggestions on the new games for the People's Olympics?
Like hammer-and-sickle throwing - and also hammer-and-sickle catching?
You can post your suggestions in the COMPETITION section -