I can't believe it - I am SOOOOOO excited!! I opened my mail, and there, right on my kitchen table was my brand new ObamaCard™!!!

And as if that wasn't enough, I suddenly noticed that the ObamaCards™ now come with a little Scratch Off area like when you win the Lottery! (as though I didn't already feel like I'd won the lottery with my new ObamaCard™ in hand!).

So, I immediately scratched off the area, and - Great Pelosi's Botox - look what I got! -

And just in the nick of time, too - all this stupid Republican racist rhetoric about the debt ceiling is really beginning to get to me!

Well, you all know where *I'll* be first thing in the morning - boy am I ever glad JiffyLobo™ is open on weekends!!!

I can't wait to get my card in the mail! Why... this... this is better than having to pay for it yourself!!!

R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:Well, you all know where *I'll* be first thing in the morning - boy am I ever glad JiffyLobo™ is open on weekends!!!

Uh, this weekend is a Glorious People's Holiday for government workers. Sorry no JiffyLobo but the strip clubs and liquor stores ARE open and the Obamacard can be used just like a FEMA debit card from back in the days after Hurricane Katrina. Another advantage is that, unlike a regular credit card or unless the ReTHUGlicans oppress you, when you run out of money on the Obamacard, our Glorious Leader will simply raise the credit limit. Remember to use your Obamacard as much as you like (with government approval) and never worry about paying the bill or running out of Free Government Money™.

"Comrade", I am starting to doubt your dedication to The Party ™. I say this only because of your self incriminating statement "you all know where *I'll* be first thing in the morning - boy am I ever glad JiffyLobo™ is open on weekends!!!"

I have never known a true member of the socialist movement who has woken up in the morning for ANYTHING, especially on a weekend. Just note your name has been put on the watch list and from here on out your every action will be heavily scrutinized. You may want to try to schedule a reservation for the E.R. now because you will need it after the interrogation. Has your papers been turned in for the Obamacare registration?

Aww, isn't he cute? Another newly elevated prole who thinks he can proclaim himself a commissar and start issuing edicts.

Uh, this weekend is a Glorious People's Holiday for government workers. Sorry no JiffyLobo but the strip clubs and liquor stores ARE open and the Obamacard can be used just like a FEMA debit card from back in the days after Hurricane Katrina.

Let me essplain a little biut of harsh reality, M.

1) As a new Party member you are qualified to fetch coffee for the Inner Circle (under supervision).

2) Titles are earned in the Party, not just distributed like Party Favors by the Inner Circle. Actually, they are distributed in such fashion, but you have to suck up a lot to get one. Or engage in brute intimidation and terror tactics; just ask Pinkie.

3) The Party never takes a holiday. Not only are holidays artificial bourgeoise constructs designed to fool the proles into paying for celebrations for the corporate fatcats, they also can, under certain circumstances, stimulate undesired side effects such as a sense of pride or patriotism in some Proles.

The Party Never Sleeps, M. Rest assured that the Argus eye of the benevolent Party is watching you.

Always.

Unbeknownst to all but most inside insider Party Members is that scratch-off is two-fer-one. If scratch-off area is very quickly sniffed after scratching it may be possible to smell Dear Leader's posterior.

Thank you Comrade Ivan, and no offense taken Comrade Chedoh - in Truth™, I can see how my lack of specificity could lead one to misunderstand.

In reality, even though JiffyLobo™ IS open 24/7 for the good of the people (and occasionally staffed by made-in-China robots), when I said "first thing in the morning" I was speaking on a relative time scale - I'll make it to JiffyLobo™ around 4:30 PM, in other words, "morning".

I'm only up now for a shot of The Peoples' Vodka and to check The Cube™! And now, back to bed!

Can we use ObamaCard™ to get onto district death panel? Some people I know need new place because upravdom said a family of twelve needy citizens have greater need of that utility closet next week. They thank him for early notice and ask me for favor, you know how it is.

Also pay no attention to a wild rumor that some ObamaCards™ are getting lost in post.

Is "card-envy" a captitalist attribute? I only seek the equality of the party, and my slice of the pie that is left over after the ill-gotten gains of Halliburton and the evil Republikkans.

What do I tell the clerk at Jiffy-Lobo about why I'm there? "Give me the Deluxe because I don't have my Obama-Card yet" ? (though I am only one Deluxe away on my punchcard from the imitation plastic Caviar-spoon!)

I just wrote a new editorial that might interest you guys-

[table][tr][td][/td][td]AFRA EDITORIALS

By Leonard Henderson[/td] [/tr] [/table]
July 16, 2011

Obama- " I'm Gonna Make You Love Me"

....One thing I do know from seeing this sort of thing before is, [highlight=#FFFF00]they make darned sure The Most Vulnerable HURT FIRST and HURT THE WORST[/highlight].

And if a few of us die, that's Collateral Damage for not getting their way.

That's the sort of thing that could make us "little folks" CLAMOR for Obama to GET HIS WAY.

Make us "boss" so to speak.

"...the first step in the revolution by the working class is to raise the proletariat to the position of ruling class to win the battle of democracy."- The Communist Manifesto.... FULL STORY

Vladimir, you sorry sack of beet-peelings--I finished writing on a case study at 2AM, thought I'd check the cube... read your editorial and dared to click on some of the links, and the next thing I know it's almost 3AM.

1. Outstanding editorial.

2. Somehow there is a deeper more personal story that isn't told, but can be inferred. Keep up the good fight, comrade.

3. I actually learned some good stuff on your site (it's late, so I'll have to re-read it again for the details), thanks.


It seems the tune is most appropriate: Dear Leader will make all he rules over (from day one) to love him whether they like it or not. Re-education was the best 27 years of my life!

R.O.C.K., that is a slogan for the ages.

Tovarichi wrote: Vladimir, you sorry sack of beet-peelings--I finished writing on a case study at 2AM, thought I'd check the cube... read your editorial and dared to click on some of the links, and the next thing I know it's almost 3AM.

1. Outstanding editorial.

2. Somehow there is a deeper more personal story that isn't told, but can be inferred. Keep up the good fight, comrade.

FOLLOW-UP- Response to my editorial

I got this from a gal that lives in California. She is supposed to be a retired skool teechur, which really helps understanding why California is packed full of libtards.
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On 7/16/2011 11:54 PM, cindy Gilmore wrote:

The Democrats are NOT the ones refusing to negotiate! Did you write this.
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On 7/17/2011 12:08 AM, Leonard Henderson wrote:

As a matter of fact, my name is Leonard Henderson, co-founder of American Family Rights Association, and I do write the occasional editorial.

So what do you want to say to "fix" my naive misconception? It probably wouldn't take over a minute for me to find the news story about the Obamination stomping out of the negotiations.

Probably didn't make the nuz in Marin County.
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On 7/17/2011 12:39 AM, Leonard Henderson wrote:

I was pissed off enough to look it up anyway. Here you go-

https://search.yahoo.com/search;_ylt=Aq ... gotiations

Tell your friends. They probably don't know either.
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On 7/17/2011 12:47 AM, cindy Gilmore wrote:

It is protocol for the President to leave any meeting, negotiation, etc... before anyone else. I sis not say anything about fixing any naive misconception. We clearly have different views on the matter. Thanks for taking the time to look up all the links.
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On 7/17/2011 1:20 AM, Leonard Henderson wrote:

No, I am not letting you get away with a liberal sluff-off. Do you actually read anything, or just look for something to be a Democrat agent about?

This was no "protocol".

The puke had a temper tantrum and walked out.

“THIS MAY BRING MY PRESIDENCY DOWN BUT I WILL NOT YIELD ON THIS”

REPUBLICAN AIDE; Perhaps Obama may want to put the country ahead of his own interests this one time…

That image of the "perp-walker in chief" gives me "hope" for "change." thanks for that one!

Found while not looking for it
(that seems to happen to me a lot)

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© Dr. Ron Hei, all rights reserved. Dr. Ron Hei is a retired U.S. Air Force officer who served in Viet Nam. He held senior management positions in civilian defense research until his retirement.

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Three words. Where-Is-Mine

Comrade Buffoon wrote:Three words. Where-Is-Mine

Comrade, after all these years of avoiding the execution squads, I would think you know better than ask vague questions with no specified object.

Because the first thing I thought your were asking for was a casket.

Kaskets! No more collective mass-burial pits behind the latrines? This is GLORIOUS day in the Party Comrades! and certainly the budget destroyed by the Bush Tax Cuts will be solved and there will be money for projects of social benefit and global climate control!

Comrade Buffoon wrote:Three words. Where-Is-Mine

Here is your's Comrade .... compliments of the collective.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDHSbrP ... re=related

At last, a video that explains how Dear Leader got elected in the first place.