France votes for twelve resolutions and warns President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad that it may lobby for a baker douzaine (baker's dozen) should he not keep his anti-Semitic nuclear ambitions private as previously agreed.
The Security Council also reminded Iran that failure to comply with any of the resolutions could result in the creation of a highly lucrative "Oil for Food" program from which they could siphon billions to build nuclear weapons.
In related news, Democratic speechwriter Chris Matthews describes remarks as, "not evil, they just have a different perspective."
Give peace a chance (... or 25 or 30 or 100 chances).
In the future, please report evenly on our beloved leader Ahmadinejad. You have not mentioned ONCE his school lunch program, which is at the heart of his policies!
And what's this smear about getting rich off Oil for Food programs? Please, can't we be sophisticated about this? The UN solves complex international problems and at times the intricacies of it's solutions are too involved and sophisticated for the lay mind to understand. They are trained professionals. Please comrade, don't echo the radical right-wing republican big news media propaganda press.
A great idea Comrade Betty! I'll get to work on the ghost writing as soon as I finish watching Red Dawn. Can that Swayze kid act!!
It's sort of weird though, I thought our Party Hero and Creator of the American welfare system FDR liked Jewish people. I guess we were always at war with Israel. It makes sense really, FDR fought the nazis, infidels who love America and Israel are obviously nazis - therefore jews and americans must die like the running dog nazis they are. And Islam must rule the world. Oh and women have to be exterminated also. And the gays. And blacks probably too. Anyone who doesn't practice Islam five times a day. Well, anyone who isn't wahabis. O.K. anyone who doesn't practice wahabism, and blow up at least one infidel. Actually, we hate women, so we're probably all gay, maybe leave the gays alone. . .