Comrades,

We need dedicated volunteers to monitor, hack, pilfer, steal, bribe and cajole email histories from Sarah Palin. Please forward all results to the Ministry of Honesty and Fairness ™

So far we have tabulated this incriminating list of epithets:

54 golly
68 darn
159 gee whiz
998 you betcha

Thank you in advance and be assured that His Slipperiness extends his gratitude.

[Tags: sarah, palin, email, cute, hated, sexy, vile, presidential, governor, amazon, huntress, dead moose, fearless, second amendment, boobs]

We should give this important Work of the People to some of the proles down at the main office.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTY6HTJ ... dded#at=17

Keep digging, comrades! I am more than certain we will find career-ending misspellings and grammatical errors in those E-Mails!

If anyone finds one that has a picture of her tuchus, forget career-ending. To the wall with her!

"998 you betcha"

That should be enough to impeach her!! We can, can't we? Who wants to be forced to listen to these 'betcha' talkers?! IMPEACH PALIN. IMPEACH PALIN!

(say what? she isn't?? are you sure?)

never mind, carry on comrades.

Remember that it is not sufficient to merely read the email messages: All messages must be comprehensively examined, looking for secret coded messages from International Criminal Palin to the Slavering Bloodthirsty Tea Party Gang of Violent Thought Criminals ™ . Especially:
* Read all messages aloud to find "double entendres";
* Read all messages backwards for subversive phrases;
* Read only every other word, then every third word, fourth word, etc.. for coded messages.
* See if the first (second, third, etc.) letter of successive words forms a message;
* View the message in a mirror to see if the backwards letters form (Cyrillic) messages;
* Use your imagination frequently.

If you are unsuccessful in identifying incriminating messages, it will be proof that you are not sufficiently patriotic to fulfill your comradely duties. In that case, We our comrades in the news-media will be forced to make something up perform their own more extensive investigations. (While you, of course, will be sent to a ReEducation Camp for a 3-year ReMotivation Training session.)