We need dedicated volunteers to monitor, hack, pilfer, steal, bribe and cajole email histories from Sarah Palin. Please forward all results to the Ministry of Honesty and Fairness ™
So far we have tabulated this incriminating list of epithets:
159 gee whiz
998 you betcha
Thank you in advance and be assured that His Slipperiness extends his gratitude.
[Tags: sarah, palin, email, cute, hated, sexy, vile, presidential, governor, amazon, huntress, dead moose, fearless, second amendment, boobs]
That should be enough to impeach her!! We can, can't we? Who wants to be forced to listen to these 'betcha' talkers?! IMPEACH PALIN. IMPEACH PALIN!
(say what? she isn't?? are you sure?)
never mind, carry on comrades.
* Read all messages aloud to find "double entendres";
* Read all messages backwards for subversive phrases;
* Read only every other word, then every third word, fourth word, etc.. for coded messages.
* See if the first (second, third, etc.) letter of successive words forms a message;
* View the message in a mirror to see if the backwards letters form (Cyrillic) messages;
* Use your imagination frequently.
If you are unsuccessful in identifying incriminating messages, it will be proof that you are not sufficiently patriotic to fulfill your comradely duties. In that case,