Dateline Washington DC -
Today President-for-Life Barackzebub Husseinovich Obama set the record straight during a press conference, saying "Let me be clear. I am not a crook."
The president made it plain that he knew nothing - and still knows very little - about what happened in Benghazi, or why it happened (other than that it was caused by a racist YouTube video), as well as anything about the IRS making what seem to be perfectly reasonable requests of conservative groups, like when they asked a pro-life group about the content of their prayers.
The president also knew nothing, and still knows very little, about any telephone record nonsense with the Associated Press. He commented, "We gave them all free Obamaphones™ - that means we are entitled to listen in on anything they say. Isn't that obvious?"
President Obama stated, for the record, that "Hey - I'm the president, I'm not an emperor. The rules are whatever I say they are."
Your shoring up of President Barack Hussein Obama (PBUH) brings another tear to my eye. Your kindhearted post most cetainly will be blazoned upon Dear Leader's™ rolltop desk for daily, no.... HOURLY, rubbernecking. All I can say is keep up the good work Comrade. Has the merciful IRS contacted you yet?
Indeed, Comrade Fraulein - I could not have been saying it better myself!
He is the One!
"I didn't know anything about it."
"I didn't make that decision."
"The experts tell me."
"My advisors tell me."
From day one he has billed himself, not as a person of any knowledge and understanding, but as a man without knowledge or understanding whose decisions are based not on any contribution of his, but the insights of others.
He doesn't know anything. He does't decide anything. He doesn't have any knowledge of what's going on in HIS administration.
The question America asks: What do we need YOU for?
Obama, what do we need you for?