President Obama is preparing an executive order to impeach President Obama.

A strategy of impeachment will rally fellow-travelers to open up their beet rations and donate to the Peoples Democratic Party of Americas, thus rendering the Racist Republican Party of White Heterosexuals on the defensive.

Speaking on the Senate floor, Senator Harry Reid said: "Look in the papers today, the American people are totally opposed to this."

In response to the calls for impeachment by the Senate Majority Leader, Speaker John Boehner made a public announcement on the issue of non impeachment: "We have no plans to impeach the President. We have no future plans...this whole talk about impeachment comes from the President's own staff and from congressional Democrats."

Non-impeachment is a clear abuse of power by the House Republican majority, comrades. This obstruction of Dear Leader's impeachment must not be tolerated.

It is imperative for all like minded progressives to vocally demand Dear Leader's impeachment. We need to blow up the phone lines and call all Senate and House Democrats and instruct them to proceed with President Obama's impeachment NOW!

Sounds like a "no-lose" proposition to me.

Our Dear Leader is getting rid of the presidential impostor, why else?

Racist Pig! He just hates the man for his skin color! I hope that he...Wait, Who wants who to do what?