Progressive Eyes Only: Fortunately for Us, Darrell Issa is Too Dumb to Connect the Email DOTS.



If you're able to read this encrypted message, it's because your mind has already been assimilated into the Collective at The Peoples Cube and has thereby become unable to reveal its content to anyone not already assimilated. All with unassimilated minds will only be able to view what will appear to be jumbled nonsense in its encrypted format.

It's now safe to say that even though our enemies have stumbled upon some manifestations of our strategic plan "OTTUCRILATPA" (Operation To Target Unprogressive Conservative, Republican, Independent, Libertarian And Tea Party Activists), proof of its scope and magnitude or that it was a top-down operation rather than the handiwork of "low-level, rogue and heretofore faceless bureaucrats" will remain beyond the grasp of our idiotic adversaries thanks to the brilliance of our email DOTS (Digital Opaqueness Through Soodoughnims). Email DOTS are serviced by Obama-Google.

Now that your reading of the preceding, paragraph-long sentence has exhausted your mind, you can be confident that even if an unencrypted version of this were fall into the hands of an LIV, it would pose no danger to us because we know the LIVs lack the requisite attention-span to actually comprehend a sentence that long. That is, as always, our Ace in the Hole for keeping the LIVs voting to support us rather than the knuckle-dragging UCRILATPAs.

Now to the point. We can confidently report that with the sole excepton of "Richard Windsor <[email protected]>" all of our DOTS remain completely secure from discovery by the knuckle-draggers on the House Oversight Committee searching in vain for normal-email evidence of our top-down commands for the IRS, EPA, OSHA and ObamaCare to target UCRILATPAs.

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Nothing is real! DOTS DOTS DOTS....Everything is DOTS! How can we tell Fearless Leader is not a DOT? This is serious!

I am so thrilled, like tingle up my leg Matthews, that Issa and "bonehead" Boehner are lacking in clues and inability to connect dots! Rethugs are proving to be more inept enemy than Kremlin! Even Comrade Craptek could connect the dots that Issa is not seeing!! ha ha... it makes me laugh and spit beloved vodka out my nose.

Ha, ha, ha! That's funny! Ha, ha, ha! I get it!

Everything's in gobblety-goop!