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Proletariat Rallies are being Infiltrated!

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Comrades! Fellow denunciators of Capitalism, Constitutionalism, Liberalism, and various and sundry ideological blights that have prevented our destiny for making this land truly Equal!

I salute you from the American Siberia, where efforts are underway to perfect the art of Climatological Redistribution™, thereby justifying the Proletariat's valiant efforts of researching Climate Change. For, if climate can be changed by man made means, it can be redistributed, which holds much promise for the productivity of the gulags, as their work season can be extended a little longer for the benefit of the People™.

But that has nothing to do with the meat, er, bread (sorry, vegan Comrades, for my lack of gastronomical sensitivity), of my message here.

In the glorious, Überprogressive metropolis of San Francisky, I applaud the example for which you set for the rest of the unwashed masses!

Here, chronicled by Comrade Zombie, is an awe-inspiring protest of the ongoing Imperialist war to free our comrades in the Middle East from their orderly masters:

https://zombietime.com/sf_anti-war_rally_3-20-2010/

Look at this! Where else can you see such an effective Komsomsol program leading the next generation into the truth that we hold the future, and it works!

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However, I must denounce the budding Prole for wearing fashionable capitalist clothing. Proper Proles have their two state-approved uniforms.

And, it saddens me to say that I found some sights at this rally that were rather...disturbing...

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Surely this must have been a street actor, reminding us of what could be if we stray from the Shining Path.

I fear our glorious patriotism on display is being hijacked by capitalist infiltrators. Evidence: Look at these shirts--

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What proper prole has the time from the fields or the sweatshop to design and distribute these? What Che T-shirt stockpile did he steal the shirts, screens, and ink from? Some program is going to fall short of its quota!

And, more disturbingly, what did the Prole do with the funds? Keep them for himself?

However, this, comrades, is inexcusable:

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We all know if Obama is to be portrayed as any historical figure, it should be with a green uniform, bowl haircut, and a big mole on his upper lip. Obamao!

Comrades, report any such infiltrators you see to Zampolit Blokhayev or Comrade Pupovich.

Glory to the State!

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I like those rallies. It's a good place to dispose of my lab experiments when my attempts to reanimate dead tissue turn... violent.

Just drop them off in the crowd and no one would even notice the fact that they're voting Democrat.

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Comrades,

Last night I watched most of I am Legend. In a bizarre twist, a reactionary somehow manages to survive almost two hours on film (and over three years in plot) avoiding progressives eager to show him the error of his ways. These pictures remind of that film, shocking as it was.I volunteer others to pay more taxes to support such progressive efforts!

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DDR Kamerad wrote:
However, this, comrades, is inexcusable:

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It is outrage to see racist capitalist white Teabagger to be in black-face and hands (NOTE how he to cover the hairs on head with rolling-up ski mask because it to reveal silky locks of white-ness). It is criminal offense and he is needing to be brought to Social Justice immediately!

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[highlight=#ffffff][highlight=#800000]How did Hugo "Herley" Reyes get back off the island?[/highlight] Image Comrades. How did Hugo "Herley" Reyes get of the island?[/highlight]

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Perhaps he fell off when Guam tipped over?

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I applaud Comradess Czarweary for catching this one! I too denounce that imposer black man.

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Comrades,

What is the Party line on LaRouche? If my memory is correct, he spent time in the human rights nightmare of a US prison, which makes him a secular saint, I believe.

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I DENOUNCE Comrade Tovarich for violating our core principle of Equality(tm)--why should LaDouche be exalted over anyone one else who are equal (even those of us who are More Equal than Others ™)?

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We are, of course, all about equality and fairness. But we must recognize the higher equality of some most beloved comrades, who dwell and encourage enlightened equality, and thus elevate themselves to a higher equality. Ones like the One, our glorious Leader, Barry Hussein Obobo Obamo. And evidently La Douche LaRouche.



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Looks like Massa could use some extra seamen on his poop deck.

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Comrade Putout,

I did not know that Herr Gibbs was at the rally, He looks quite fetching in the sailor suit, but I didn't know he was in the Navy.

I remain,
Dr. Chicago

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Premier Betty wrote:I like those rallies. It's a good place to dispose of my lab experiments when my attempts to reanimate dead tissue turn... violent.

Just drop them off in the crowd and no one would even notice the fact that they're voting Democrat.
You've been watching too many zombie movies lately, haven't you Premier.

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Commissar_Elliott wrote:
Premier Betty wrote:I like those rallies. It's a good place to dispose of my lab experiments when my attempts to reanimate dead tissue turn... violent.

Just drop them off in the crowd and no one would even notice the fact that they're voting Democrat.
You've been watching too many zombie movies lately, haven't you Premier.

Don't think that Premier Betty has time to watch movies--think real zombie problems--Betty is on the bleeding edge of the Party's technology front.

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Comrade Betty has found a way to turn RethugliKKKan voters into good socialist democrats? Praise Obama! I shall make sure he has all the Time he needs for this project.

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Comrades, I seem to have found my '70s boogie shoes and a Village People number:
At the M-A-ß-A
Massa, There's no need to feel down
I said, Massa, Keep your feet on the ground


 
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