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Pupovich is a right-wing Christian bigot!

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Pupovich is a right-wing Christian bigot!

If the Pup on the undated photo below turns out to be our own Pupovich (without the hat), this may have serious consequences to him and all who had ever exchanged friendly posts with this - lets call a shovel a shovel, comrades - this WEREPUP!

AN UNDATED IMAGE FROM THE PEOPLE'S ARCHIVES:

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For the record: I have never - and I mean never - exchanged "freindly" post with this... this... Christofascist! Obviously Commissar Pupovich is in need of some much needed rehab and twenty-four hour self-criticism sessions for, oh I don't know, three months. Pup, is the Hanoi Hilton a good place for you to start or do you want to bump the treatment up a knotch and settle for an American university?

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As disgusted and appalled as I am at the Pup for his blatant disregard for Party Rules™, I do have several reasons for what might be going on in that picture.

1) There is a cursor in the background on the phone. This may just be a photoshopped screenshot intended to frame him.

2) Look at the expression on the dog's face. Is that a look of <shudders> holiness, or a look of sexual elation? Just what could be going on under that bed? Could the pup be engaged in some ProgreSSive™ inter-species sex with the monster under the child's bed and just so happened to be next to the evil bigoted child?

3) I like pie.

Based on these facts, there can be no definitive answer until the judge, jury, and everyone present in the court is bought off by the highest bidder. Oh yeah, and we may need the Pup's input on this, but it's not required.

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Nah... Commissar Pupovich has a lot more gray on his muzzle and you NEVER see him without either his visor cap or black beret. He will usually be seen wearing at least one item of clothing that is purple and gold and reads "Geaux Tigers". Besides, Pup has fingers and opposable thumbs. How else could he handle and fire his Yarygin PYa?

This is just your standard issue Imperialist-Christofascist running dog. Too big to be a lap dog, obviously. Commissar Pupovich looks more like McGruff the Crime Dog in a gymnastoirka.

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Pupo-who?

And just because I scratch myself all the time doesn't mean I have fleas. I'm on record as a cat person. A crazy cat lady, to be exact. Just check my profile.

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AAAAAUUUUGGGGGHHHH!!!!

Crazy cat lady!!! Run away!!!!

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Crazy Cat Lady!!! WHAT!!! Where??

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https://www.recordism.com/Higgins/SHmontages.html

<Me shrieking in terror like a little progressive transgender HimmyShimmy>

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Dear Pinksa, I too have cats--Calvin and Hobbes and crazy defines me, but the lady bit, perhaps not. After all I have to be particularly careful in these things. His majesty is somewhere else, but hidden. And here is Calvin
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Comrades Cubist,

Initially, I believed I must concur with Betty...

I am only just really getting a handle on PhotoShop and have not been feeling at all well lately so am not quite up to my usual speed (which is not really that fast anyway), but as my eye was drawn to the 'sippy cup' on the nightstand - an object clearly placed there to 'frame' someone by insinuating that they were hoarding Malaysian Ringgits, or worse, Vietnamese Dongs, and with them, purchased some type of "Happy Meal" at a kapitalist fast food emporium, rather than lining up for their Party approved gruel in the People's Gruel Line - I also noticed the 'cursor', which seems to me to indicate this might be a screen shot and so a counterfeit foto...

Also, I thought the reason there were so many constituent species belonging to the People's Cube was that Christianity posits that animals do not have souls, and so cannot be part of Christianity, despite what Disney (the facist!) might have to say about all dogs going to their so called "heaven"...

Can you imagine this lovely little beastly poochaletta - the People's Dachshund™, going to "heaven"?
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OF COURSE YOU CAN'T!... He would go to Potyomkingrad #78 - The Weiner Dog Planet!™ And so, how could a dog be a right-wing Christian bigot?

Unless Sister has become all confused about religion again - which admittedly, happens quite often... I do recall recently someone telling me that they saw Jesus on an eighteen-wheeler and that he spoke to them... or at least conveyed some sort of message, so maybe there are things I still don't understand about religion, but it seems to me that Christians won't allow dogs to be Christians... or is it a question of whether the dog DESIRES to be a Christian, which would make it a self-hating poochaletta (whereas Cats, as far as I know, are not remotely interested in Christianity, having been so badly persecuted during the Crusades)...

And finally, I also like pie...

Perhaps if we were to audit the Pupovich Pleasure Palaces' books, as well as his Kommissariate for unauthorized donations to BJU - The Bob Jones University ... (a Christian place of indoktrination) it would shed some light on the matter... certainly, if donations had been made - clearly a misappropriation of Cube funds that should go towards Her Highness' Battle against the Dark Forces, then it would show guilt, but otherwise, perhaps a more moderate approach is called for, lest we mistakenly purge "The Pup".

On the other hand, The Party™ does not make mistakes, Her Highness™, and Red Square™: The People's Director and Great Incarnadine Trapezoid are never wrong, and the purge would end the recent and most annoying trend of referring to one's self in the third person... not to mention every thread becoming a religious discussion (which I find very tiresome and believe has contributed to my recent back problems, which, in turn, has made it nearly impossible to complete a great deal of work that is a cat's whisker away from completion and submission... and submission to The Cube is this dolphins highest ambition, if one properly indoktrinated can be said to have ambition, and I don't believe they can... though, as in all things, I defer to Red Square's judgement in this regard).

In addition, like Commisarka Pinkie, I am also a cat person (she is human... I am dolphin... but we are both persons... though I don't believe her to be crazy... at least, not in the sense that Commissar M insinuates...)... However, I am also a 'Dog Person', having among my friends many dogs, including the illustrious Laika, Friend of People and Hero Space Dog,

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... as well as Natasha the Assassin Husky (She of, "Gimme a Cooooookieeeeeee!")


But that is neither here nor there... I believe that the matter of the cursor AND the sippy cup (not to mention the disturbing look of sexual elation on the dog's face) must be investigated further, but as, again, The Party™ does not make mistakes, Her Highness™, and Red Square™: The People's Director and Great Incarnadine Trapezoid are never wrong, and it would end the recent and most annoying trend of referring to one's self in the third person, I am inclined to purge simply as a matter of expediency and comfort...

Plus... there is the People's Dachshund to think about... as I believe we must keep on good terms with it if we are ever to lure our dear S.A.F. Marshal Pravda back to us... I am bereft at his prolonged absence, despite so many new friends, as is The Rat Thing, who misses him terribly...

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And so, in the end, I must concur with Red Square™: The People's Director and Great Incarnadine Trapezoid, as he is never wrong.... though I still like pie.

Obediently,
SMO

<Ahhh... my back feels better already... >

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Great Stalin's Ghost!!! Dear Lenin! Commissar Pupovich wakes up after a long night working for the For the Common Good™, pours himself some People's Coffee, and finds this.... this....

Where in Lubyanka did you find this picture Red Square? Never mind, I think I just answered my own question. I am sure there must be a good explanation, and as soon as I can think of one, I will tell you.

<Pup thinking..... Hmmm, that explanation of Premier Betty and Commissar M are both believable.... Hmmmm... Meow denying he ever exchanged friendly messages with the Pup... oh, we have records as well...But then there are records of what I said when I first came here... Which way to go?. Think about it....What would Leinin do? Perhaps some People's Leaf™ will help...*pfffft..cough...pfffft cough*>

Comrades! While I truly do appreciate the vigilance that Red Square has shown to reveal this disturbing picture, and I appreciate the fact that some of my comrades has pointed out that there could be fakery involved, I know that the best defense in this particular case is the simple truth. I can not say if this was a real picture or not of me, for if it was, it was taken many years ago, and clearly, the Pup in the picture had his eyes closed in either case. *pfffft..cough...pfffft cough* Comrades, when I first came to the glorious Revolution, I freely admitted that I had previously been blinded by the lure, the lies of such concepts as "personal responsibility," "hard work brings success," and the lie that America was the greatest nation on earth and a democratic republic the ideal state. Then I also submit that Bush lied to me! I can easily say it was his fault. But Praise Lenin, Glory to Red Square, Hail Hillary, I came to see the pure progressive light, and have since been seen fit to be promoted from a mere prole to the office of Commissar. This sort of success is only possible in a progressive system such as the Party can provide.

Who among us were born progressive? *pfffft..cough...pfffft cough* Who among us knew from the start that Cubism was the ideal? Chairman Meow, did you learn to appreciate the beauty of Hummels and cash from the Party? Commissar Theocritus, did you come to love and relish fancy foods that I can not even pronounce since becoming a beacon of Progressiveness? Premier Betty, did you come to relish computer games from your readings of Marx? SOM, were you not serving in the US Navy before your escape - granted, you may have been progressive before, but how do you prove it?

Nay, I submit that there are many here who like the Pup *pfffft..cough...pfffft cough*, were previously blind, but came to see the logic, the beauty, the flawless doctrine that is The People's Cube and the Party.

As that great worker's hymn said so well...

"I once was lost, but now I am red."

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Pupovich, I shall explicate the Wisdom of the Cube.

Do WTF you want to and tell people it's For The Common Good™ or For The Children™ of For The Earth™ or if you're the Goracle, you can have a flight of fancy and say utter moonbat things like "The Earth's got a fever" (I really heard him tell Larry King that and had to change my underwear when King didn't laugh.)

The Kapitalist Pigges have the utterly mistaken idea that they ought to be responsible for themselves. But that's work, and you might not get all you want if it's based on worth. So you have to try other things, and it's so hard these days, with good police work and forensics, to use the tried-and-true methods of the footpad, and anyway that's chicken feed when you have the great enabling engine of Marx.

Why stick up a single person <i>when you can do it to a nation</i>? That was dear Karl's insight. And I bow to his statue in London every day. The Muslims on their knees bow to Mecca; I bow a few degrees north to London. Such a labor-saving device, Marxism.

So. Do WTF you want. And tell people it's for them.

Brilliant.

Get it?

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Makes sense to me. Time to take $$$ away from some people for their own good....

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Well, I felt (after all, Good Intentions™ count for something da?), that it was For the Common Good­™ that I tell the *gasp* truth, or at least not deny that I was once blinded by the VRWC, but Praise Marx, I have seen the light! In fact, because I was not born and raised to be progressive, and in fact struggled much of my life under slavery, I think it is only fair for me to get some OPM to help me recover. When may I expect to see my first check comrade?

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Just as soon as I can start the raffle with all the names of those who have asked for financial assistance. The winner gets the honor of sending a personal check to you.

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Where is your false god now Pupovich, now that you stand before The Party with this evidence?
Since you confessed, say three "Heil Hillarys" and one "Gore's Prayer".

In the name of The Carbon,
The Sun,
And Global Warming.


A-gender neutral.

Rev L. Space Dogged

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Laika the Space Dog wrote:Where is your false god now Pupovich, now that you stand before The Party with this evidence?
Since you confessed, say three "Heil Hillarys" and one "Gore's Prayer".

In the name of The Carbon,
The Sun,
And Global Warming.


A-gender neutral.

Rev L. Space Dogged

Well, I guess it's off to here for Pupovich and other unreeducated Christian thought criminals. Save me a place, CP, it's only a matter of time before I'm found out and denounced. Besides, Richard Wurmbrand once wrote that in a tyranny, jail is the place of honor.

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Laika the Space Dog wrote:Where is your false god now Pupovich, now that you stand before The Party with this evidence?
Since you confessed, say three "Heil Hillarys" and one "Gore's Prayer".
In the name of The Carbon,
The Sun,
And Global Warming.

A-gender neutral.
Rev L. Space Dogged

What happened to chase your tail for twenty minutes until you fall down... eat some grass and then turn around three times before lying down?... (can skip rolling around in cat poop for today? Housekeeping is a little busy, what with it being Saturday and Meow... well... I'm not sure what Meow's up to but he's been 'relatively' quiet today, which always worries me a little...)...

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Comrades, please! What's the deal with this game of pet one-upmanship that's going on here. Talk about bourgeois preoccupations.

But, if you must know, I have a pet "trouser snake" named Anaconda...

Keepin' it real in the animal kingdom,

Dr. P

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I don't see what the problem is with Pupovich praying. I mean, I pray with people all the time right before they go to bed. Why, just last night I was at bedside with an elderly couple saying a prayer. Yes, it's true! I was crawling out the window with her purse, his wallet and whatever other valuables they had while they prayed. By the time they open their little eyes from their prayer it is too late and I'm on my way back to my Dacha with all of their loot. So you see, prayer does work... it works because it gives me a cover to take other people's thing on behalf of the Common Good™.

So always remember to close your eyes and count your blessings, Comrades. Because once you open your eyes I will be crawling out your window with those blessings in my possession. I do it for The Children™. It's always for The Children™. Always.

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Laika the Space Dog wrote:Where is your false god now Pupovich, now that you stand before The Party with this evidence?
Since you confessed, say three "Heil Hillarys" and one "Gore's Prayer".

In the name of The Carbon,
The Sun,
And Global Warming.


A-gender neutral.

Rev L. Space Dogged

Nay, it is not I that need explain anything. No, it is why none of my comrades never noticed this Commissar's open declaration of his past when he first came to the light. I refer you back to August 14 Comrade...

Commissar Pupovich's Open Declaration of his Past

So, the question is if anything, who is in charge of Party Records? How can I possibly be charged with hiding or not coming clean when I did so from the start?

Now being the upstanding Party loyalist that I am, I do not mind saying Heil Hillary till every last tax is collected in my territory, nor do I mind singing the praise of the Church of Global Warming, but I do so out of love for progressivism, not because I am guilty of any thing. I do so For the Children™!

I am a victim! Where are my reparations? Hmmm? Small bills would be preferred.

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Sister Massively Opiated wrote:What happened to chase your tail for twenty minutes until you fall down... eat some grass and then turn around three times before lying down?...

Oh verily, I shall be doing that shortly, and sleep easily knowing that I am as innocent of any thought crime, for I never deceived any comrades. (Not to mention the fact that my beloved LSU Tigers won a huge victory tonight over the hated Alabama Tide!)

As a matter of fact, I suspect Red Square set this thread up to test his comrades. Verily, were it not that we are all equal, I would almost take pride in the fact that I have been singled out to be the subject of a mass denunciation, and now this, but I know it was done For the Common Good™ and no doubt as a lesson to up and coming comrades. For you see, I also seem to recall sending that picture to Red Square, though it was also accompanied with a line about a certain ex-pro football player.

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Chairman, we can always count on you to speak truthfully! I have little doubt that you were also recruited by Red Square to facilitate this test of Party security and doctrinal purity.

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I should also mention that things are not always as they appear. As many of you may now be aware, The Party has undertaken a program to recruit gullible, socially conservative Christians to our cause in order win back our once solid control of the American South. Even our Beloved Empress makes sure to visit churches and speak to Southerners in their own dialect. The 2006 election of SC congressman Heath Schuler, the unsuccessful Senate campaign of TN's Harold Ford Jr. and the current MS gubernatorial run of John Eaves are just a few examples of this tactic. We have informally dubbed it "Jesus loves Socialism". Of course, the last thing we really want is a Party full of pro-gun, pro-life, born again Christians but we need a few of them to establish a vanguard and impose what Prof. Krugman still calls the welfare state on these vile "red staters". They will owe us their votes for ever more or until voting is deemed no longer necessary.

I submit that Pupovich is far from being a Christofascist wingnut and is merely implementing The Party's current Southern strategy.

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Is that why Our Many Titted Empress was visiting black churches and trying to talk ghetto? I thought that she was trying to cripple my by laughter. Well, if that's not why she did it, it was a sterling example of the law of unintended consequences.

Now if Bill had been doing it, I'd have thought he wanted a little dark chocolate. I mean, he's had everything else. Paul Jones, a trailer American, Monica Lewinski, a Jewish American, Our Many Titted Empress, who utterly defies taxonomy but who will never be forgotten. And so why not a Black American? I thought that was why he set up shop in Harlem, by the way. There's always a reason and not the one he says.

I just really hope he doesn't change his luck and try it with men, unless it's with Michael Moore, which would be the funniest thing since that story about Richard Gere and the gerbil. Or since Algore said to Larry King, "The Earth has a fever."

I promise on Lenin's tomb I heard him say that. And the ceiling didn't fall down.

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Commissar Theocritus, I also remember the Algore's comment about the earth having a fever..,and he is not alone, for even Nasa has a page that talks about Earth Fever.

I thought I remember reading of Bill and an alleged black bimbo. One thing about Bill, he does "walk the walk" when it comes to diversity in women. Why, Bill even bragged that since he took office, child support collections doubled!

Now if only I can get the image you suggested of Bill and Michael together out of my mind....

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CCCP wrote:Now if only I can get the image you suggested of Bill and Michael together out of my mind....
Live with it. For years I had the image of the gestation of Chelsea. My only salvation was when I realized that it <i>was</i> possible that Hillary had sat on the wet spot on a bed just vacated by one of Bill's bimbos.

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Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:I don't see what the problem is with Pupovich praying. I mean, I pray with people all the time right before they go to bed. Why, just last night I was at bedside with an elderly couple saying a prayer. Yes, it's true! I was crawling out the window with her purse, his wallet and whatever other valuables they had while they prayed. By the time they open their little eyes from their prayer it is too late and I'm on my way back to my Dacha with all of their loot. So you see, prayer does work... it works because it gives me a cover to take other people's thing on behalf of the Common Good™.

So always remember to close your eyes and count your blessings, Comrades. Because once you open your eyes I will be crawling out your window with those blessings in my possession. I do it for The Children™. It's always for The Children™. Always.

This reminds me of when I was a kid, and my brother swiped food off my plate while my father said grace. Yet if I tattled on him afterward, who do you think got in trouble for witnessing his crime when she was supposed to sit still, keep her head down and eyes closed?

And Theocritus: Wet spot? Ewww!

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:This reminds me of when I was a kid, and my brother swiped food off my plate while my father said grace. Yet if I tattled on him afterward, who do you think got in trouble for witnessing his crime when she was supposed to sit still, keep her head down and eyes closed?

As well he should... That sure sounds like our Chairman. Perhaps you are related?

Oh, and thank you Commissar Theocritus for referring to me as CCCP... a most welcome honor. So what are your plans for the Nov 7th holiday?

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What's going on Nov. 7th?!? My calendar doesn't have anything on it for that day!!! Someone at the calendar factories isn't doing their job!

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Dr. W. S. Palimpsest wrote:Comrades, please! What's the deal with this game of pet one-upmanship that's going on here. Talk about bourgeois preoccupations.
But, if you must know, I have a pet "trouser snake" named Anaconda...
Keepin' it real in the animal kingdom,
Dr. P

Is my point exactly, Dr. P...

The Cube is a Multi Species/Model Society which should not concern itself with whether one is Dog or Cat, Hildo or Husky, One Eyed Trouser Anaconda or Table Saw... or Dolphin with idiotic paranoid S.O. who won't listen when I say, "I'm fine... IS NOTHING WRONG!!!" and so causes big freaking painful headache in the name of reassuring himself, for that matter...

Is why I believe chasing tail for half hour until falling down dizzy (and no cookies) might be more appropriate punishment, at least until more substantial guilt is established and Red Square offers opinion, than, say, burning at stake as witch, or being shovelled into blood pulp... though I think three Heil Mary's isn't quite enough... (I can tell you, I certainly appreciate the avoidance of having guilty party roll in dog poop... I am just in no shape today to clean that one up, and haven't even had a chance to survey what Meow might have wrought in my absence, though was quite pleased with Laika's choice of retro eighties hit, especially given that it was his own very special day... and will, I hope, continue to be his own special month... I believe it should be Laika Month!!!)

That said, I certainly think is jumping gun for one accused to assume that it is some kind of Party test for which they are now due reparations, as one was accused by Red himself, and as we know, The Party™ does not make mistakes, Her Highness™, and Red Square™: The People's Director and Great Incarnadine Trapezoid are never wrong, and the purge would end the recent and most annoying trend of referring to one's self in the third person...

Thank you, as always, for keepin' it real in the animal kingdom... we could not possibly keep it real without you...
SMO...

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Dear Comrade SOM, did you not see this?

Commissar Pupovich's Open Declaration of his Past

Clearly this Commissar has never denied that there was a time in the past when he held non-progressive ideas. If there is to be an investigation, perhaps it should be directed elsewhere?

I think you misunderstood my call for reparations. It has nothing to do with any "Party ttest" or any other action by the Party. Nay, I am a victim of being deluded by the VWRC until I came to see the light here. I demand reparations for being deluded into once believing in this "god" and once believing in such things as personal responsibility, the value of hard work, capitalism etc.

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Premier Betty wrote:What's going on Nov. 7th?!? My calendar doesn't have anything on it for that day!!! Someone at the calendar factories isn't doing their job!

Why Premier, it is the day we celebrate the October Revolution, also known as the Bolshevik Revolution. It happened on the Gregorian calendar October 25, 1917, which is November 7 on modern calendars.

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It's the day after election day in Texas, which means that's when we finally turn in the boxes which we needed to keep out, to, er, insure that the votes were all tallied up just right.

Learned that one from Landslide Lyndon, I did.

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How are you today Commissar Theocritus? Has the tax collections been going according to plan with you? The proles behaving themselves? Seems I haven't heard as much from you as late.

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I have been thundering but without the Commissar honorific. And I took a weekend in El Paso, and some of the fruits were shown elsewhere. Along with a disparaging comment about a famous fruit, George Michael.

On an exploratory mission to Alamogordo, NM, I came across the Space Museum on a mountain, as the sun was setting:

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This will be the new tip for the Hildo Hydra 8.0. I now promote myself to Commissar of Robotic Onanistic Cybernetic Sex. Or ROCS.

This will be, in the Progressive World of Next Tuesday™, the way Our Many Titted Empress ROCS. And gets her ROCS off. And when it's attached to the chair in the Oval Office, it will be a ROCSing chair.

Stop me before I pun again.

Meow! Throw a Hummel at me! Help! Bruno! Where's the absinthe? Hurry? Mach scnell!

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What an awe inspiring sight...the missile not the image of the Hildo... That's a Nike right? With your promotion, would that not make you a CROCS of something? I can't wait to point you out to some young commissar saying "Now THAT's a CROCS." Not just any CROCS either, one could even say that you are a master CROCSman da?

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And I might even leave off the Robotic bit--but that makes me blush and brings back olden days.

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I am sure there are legends still to be told, and made Commissar!


 
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