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Putin vs. Obama (again)

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Moscow troops could be in five NATO capitals in two days, boasts Putin: Leader boasted to Ukrainian president about Russian power


Putin states he can take five NATO capitals in two days.
Obama can name five Jay-Z songs in two notes.

FORWARD!


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This is marvelous news, comrades. Comrade Putin has, once again, displayed the superiority and efficiency of the socialist system. It's a wonderful example of what can be achieved when we force encourage everyone to work together towards a common goal.

"If I wanted, Russian troops could not only be in Kiev in two days, but in Riga, Vilnius, Tallinn, Warsaw or Bucharest, too," Putin was quoted as threatening

NATO leaders have backed Ukraine claiming that a new rapid-reaction 'spearhead' force could be deployed within a year.

The force, which will have 4,000 to 5,000 troops on standby is designed to be deployed in the field within three days.

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Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote:This is marvelous news, comrades. Comrade Putin has, once again, displayed the superiority and efficiency of the socialist system. It's a wonderful example of what can be achieved when we force encourage everyone to work together towards a common goal.

"If I wanted, Russian troops could not only be in Kiev in two days, but in Riga, Vilnius, Tallinn, Warsaw or Bucharest, too," Putin was quoted as threatening

NATO leaders have backed Ukraine claiming that [highlight=#ffff99]a new rapid-reaction 'spearhead' force could be deployed within a year[/highlight].

The force, which will have 4,000 to 5,000 troops on standby is designed [highlight=#ffff99]to be deployed in the field within three days[/highlight].

Hmmm...Have NATO leaders taken a page from Dear Leader's "Keeping Military Secrets" manual? And, what is Putin likely to do now that he has 1 year and 3 days in which to do it?

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Tovarichi wrote:https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... power.html

Putin states he can take five NATO capitals in two days.
Obama can name five Jay-Z songs in two notes.

FORWARD!
Well, Tovi, since you're playing a numbers game here, how's about this:

Here are the 10,535 pages of obamacare condensed to 4 sentences...


As humorous as this sounds.....every last word of it is absolutely TRUE!

1. In order to insure the uninsured, we first have to uninsure the insured.
2. Next, we require the newly uninsured to be re-insured.
3. To re-insure the newly uninsured, they are required to pay extra charges to be re-insured.
4. The extra charges are required so that the original insured, who became uninsured, and then became re-insured, can pay enough extra so that the original uninsured can be insured, which will be free of charge to them.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is called “redistribution of wealth” … or, by its more common name, SOCIALISM.


FORWARD!



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Captain Craptek wrote:Hmmm...Have NATO leaders taken a page from Dear Leader's "Keeping Military Secrets" manual? And, what is Putin likely to do now that he has 1 year and 3 days in which to do it?

I could be wrong about this, comrade Craptek, but it seems likely that our NATO leaders have been reading Shih Tzu's Art of Major Counter-Terrorism Operations and Barack Hussein Obama's Strategies for the 21st Century - Forging Cooperation and Co-Existence in an Uncertain Climate Change and his blockbuster publication Keeping the Military Secret.

I'm really not sure why the Europeans need a year to find 5000 people willing to commit suicide. I suggest, with the right kind of advertising, within 48 hours one could find 5000 people willing to do the same after hearing this:


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Oh yeah? Well, Comrade Biden can make five blunders in two minutes!



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Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote:
Captain Craptek wrote:Hmmm...Have NATO leaders taken a page from Dear Leader's "Keeping Military Secrets" manual? And, what is Putin likely to do now that he has 1 year and 3 days in which to do it?

I could be wrong about this, comrade Craptek, but it seems likely that our NATO leaders have been reading Shih Tzu's Art of Major Counter-Terrorism Operations and Barack Hussein Obama's Strategies for the 21st Century - Forging Cooperation and Co-Existence in an Uncertain Climate Change and his blockbuster publication Keeping the Military Secret.

I'm really not sure why the Europeans need a year to find 5000 people willing to commit suicide. I suggest, with the right kind of advertising, within 48 hours [highlight=#ffff99]one could find 5000 4999 people willing to do the same after hearing this: [/highlight]


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Good point comrade. After watching and researching this "video" for 20 minutes I am volunteering my services.

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Good point comrade. After watching and researching this "video" for 20 minutes I am volunteering my services.

20 minutes!?!! Comrade, you show true dedication! Truly, an heroic deed! I, myself, was ready to volunteer after merely 90 seconds. I became convinced, however, that The Party™ would be better served by the sacrifice of others. I believe The Party™ would certainly miss such dedication, if you were to follow through with such a course of action. The Party™ needs such dedicated heroes. I do hope you will reconsider, though I totally understand how such inspiring music could lead one to make the ultimate sacrifice.

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You spent 20 minutes watching a 5:20 video snooze-fest?

Yes, its probably best for the gene pool. Be quick about it.

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If you think that's lame, listen to this!





EuroPop has always seemed lame to me. Shallow stuff, like ABBA. Nasty pop stuff! Bubblegum!


PS: They wouldn't let me post the original, so you get this surrogate. Don't blame the kids, it's not their fault. Just enjoy the best you can. It's a "definitive" statement against war.


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Red Square wrote:
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Brilliant Comrade Square,
I see the differences in Great Bear Leader all together.

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Tovarichi wrote:You spent 20 minutes watching a 5:20 video snooze-fest?

Yes, its probably best for the gene pool. Be quick about it.

Sorry to disappoint you Comrade T, but 19.5 minutes of my 20 minute research was devoted to resting my eyes after the first 30 seconds of viewing. The gene pool will just have to suffer. Nothing like a little nap to brighten the spirits...and speaking of spirits...

Komrade Katz wrote:Oh yeah? Well, Comrade Biden can make five blunders in two minutes!
I thought that was two seconds....

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Comrade Red Square, thank you so much for the juxtaposition of Comrade Putin against Deer Leader! Whilst self expression is to be celebrated, leaders need to show that they have a rational command of their faculties. Comrade Putin displays a range of emotions but in a measured and thoughtful manner. Deer Leader would do well to pay attention to his manner.


 
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