A sad day for all hard-core porn industry. Click only if you're over 18 years of age and of a firm progressive persuasion.

Use Of 'N-Word' May End Porn Star's Career

She said "Nougat"?

Che's daughter Aleida Guevara: "This once again proves that the sole source of world evil is America and its 'earth-devouring ambitions.' If my father was alive he would come and f** up that b** for upsetting the hard-working masses and humiliating the downtrodden."

Would he actually f**k up that b***h, or just f**k her?

That was most disturbing... on so many levels and positions....

It's all true and very disturbing indeed. Supposedly, Hero Of The People Shane Diesel uses his Mighty Schlong of People's Justice on numerous unconverted female Proles. He prods them in to a dazed stupor and forces them to confess their racism by admitting their love of his "N-word D***". Truely this problem is spread wide... uh, wide spread within the porn industry.

It matters not since porn is simply an opiate of the masses. Once The Party has been restored to to its rightful power in Washington, porn will serve one final purpose towards the goal of creating the Utopian State. We will argue that we must control the internet to protect The Children from exposure to porn and right wing hate. The right will be forced to either agree with us that eliminating porn to protect children and control the internet is a good thing, or to defend the production and free distribution of degrading and dehumanizing sexual materials on the internet. It's another "win-win" situation for us!


p.s. Porn will still be available to Party loyalist, comrades. Have no fear of your supply being cut off as long as you remain true to The Party.

YAY!

Commissar M wrote:p.s. Porn will still be available to Party loyalist, comrades. Have no fear of your supply being cut off as long as you remain true to The Party.

As Commissar of Eco Prostitution, my ministry is the only party approved source of porn. So I must ask Commissar, just where are you getting your supply? I failed to find you in the record books?

Commissar Pupovich wrote:As Commissar of Eco Prostitution, my ministry is the only party approved source of porn. So I must ask Commissar, just where are you getting your supply? I failed to find you in the record books?

My dear comrade, please ask your staff to recheck the records. I have spent the last 8 months working to establish Beloved Leader HRC's latest project, The William J. Clinton Memorial People's Reeducation Facility and Uranium Mine, in Gas Hills WY. Because of limited personal computer access (damned satellite internet!), your staff has been sending boxes of Party approved porn to the senior staff at WJC in DVD form twice a month. As a result, I have not been requesting the usual weekly direct downloads to my home computer.

If you will recall, Our Senior Command Commissar recently sent a thank you to your office for the Ashley Blue career retrospective boxed set. He also forwarded a request from the senior staff to no longer send along any of that German "pegging" fetish stuff that Comrade Markos enjoys so much. We felt that the 6ft tall blonde domme in that last video looked too much like Ann Coulter. Yes, we understand that one had been highly recommended by Commissar David Brock but it was still disturbing.

Now that I am back from this glorious project and the workers have been properly disposed of (finally got to use my Yarygin PYa!), I will be sending a formal request to reinstate my weekly downloads direct from the MEP.

p.s. I was surprised to see that The Party is still allowing the use of the term "ministry" for some State agencies. In the west, all new agencies must be named using non-religious, non-aggressive sounding titles (i.e. "Peace Service" instead of Army or Defense Force; Directorate of Eco Prostitution instead of Ministry). Does this mean that The Party has decided to suspend the renaming until after Jan. 2009? I was bit out of the information loop on some of these Party directives while in WY. BTW, that place will make a splendid gulag!

Ah, you may have caught me on the Ministry usage. I need to check up on that. I am of the old school you know. But yes, I have rechecked the records, and sure enough, I did find that you have been, shall I say, busy, out there on the front lines.

I am sorry you did not find our "Ann Coulter" to your satisfaction. Personally, I have enjoyed her "performances" quite enlightening, time after time. But then I realize my tastes in "political satire" are not for every comrade.

In recognition of the hard work you have been doing I have requested that a bonus feature, "Michael Moore Does the Hildo" be included for free in your next shipment. No need for thanks Comrade, we had plenty on hand.

Commissar Pupovich wrote:I am sorry you did not find our "Ann Coulter" to your satisfaction. Personally, I have enjoyed her "performances" quite enlightening, time after time. But then I realize my tastes in "political satire" are not for every comrade.

In recognition of the hard work you have been doing I have requested that a bonus feature, "Michael Moore Does the Hildo" be included for free in your next shipment. No need for thanks Comrade, we had plenty on hand.

I think the issue with the German Ann Coulter look-alike was not so much her as what it reveals about Commissar Brock's deepest hidden desires. The fact that he obviously wants her to make him a "hand puppet" is, well, disturbing (and funny as hell).

As long as Comrade Moore is the bottom, I'm sure my comrades and I will enjoy it. We enjoy a good laugh every now and then. Just send the new Jena Haze DVD along with it and all will be well.

This Commissar Brock... the name doesn't ring a bell. Should it? I can see you are a man of exceptional taste, and your order is on the way. However, I did notice that you are a little bit behind on the "handling" fees. I am certain you will be correcting this small oversight?

Commissar Pupovich, methinks Commissar M refers to one David Brock who once suffered under the oppression and mind control of the evil Vast Right Wing Conspiracy--he wrote a scathing hatchet job about my superheroine and idol, Anita Hill--the bravest, most courageous, most trailblazing, most role-modelish woman that ever walked this planet next to our beloved Empress.

But when Comrade Brock dared to wield a similar hatchet against our great Empress, he was made to see the Supreme Light Of Progressivism (SLOP), and he denounced the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy forevermore.

It's rather like that fairy tale about the funny thing that happened to some guy named Saul/Paul on his way to Damascus. Not that I'm all that familiar with it.

Ah, that makes perfect sense now! Thanks so much Comrade.

Sorry, I should've clarified that. Commissar David Brock is the Beloved Empress's official monitor of opposition hate speech and misinformation. Since it is not yet possible for her to simply set up a government organization to do this work, she needed to take the usual route.

Conceive of an organization (Media Matters for America) to police opposition speech within the broadcast media.

Order a senior subordinate (John Podesta in this case) to create said organisation as a 301 (c) "nonprofit, nonpartisan advocacy group" and place a junior subordinate (Brock) in charge of it.

Secure financing through $oro$ but have the money laundered through several intermediate groups to create deniability. "We have received no direct contributions from $oro$."

Staff with Party loyalists.

Make a "test case" hit against a controversial Party loyalist who is just on the fringe of acceptibility (Don Imus). If this is successful...

Parlay success and media exposure in to the real agenda of the group; removing the Beloved Empress's many enemies from the "People's airwaves" prior to her placement as Premier, Chairperson and Beloved Empress of the Utopia Socialist States of America in "Red November" 2008.

Test loyalty of the group's leader (Brock) and Party member within the Politburo (Congress) by sending them on a specious and utterly quixotic attempt to take down the primary enemy (Limbaugh).

It is neccessary to see that commissar Brock is willing to make a demonstrably untrue allegation in spite of the ridicule it will generate (this has caused him extreme "butthurt in the past). It will also check which Party members are loyal enough to the Beloved Empress to wilfully ignore the bourgeois "Constitutional rights" of a private citizen to express an opinion and to lie about the opinion expressed before the People in a public forum.

Brock is an interesting choice for this mission because of his right wing background. Brock claims to believe that the vast right wing propaganda apperatus (what he calls "The Republican Noise Machine") corrupts the minds of the vast majority of innocent dupes within the Proliteriat. He offers his own experience in being brain washed by the right and worries that even one dupe, swayed by some countering untruth they've heard on Faux News or hate radio can lead many others astray if the dupe repeats the lie to them. We all understand the danger here. The People must except the One Truth of the Party unquestioningly. However, being weak and easily swayed works against us if The People are exposed to opposition lies. They simply have no strength to counter it and can fall under its sway. Brock offers himself as proof that, with time and careful reindoctrination, even those led farthest astray by the lies of the opposition can be return to the light of the One Truth.

Pardon me if I remain skeptical on that last point, comrades.

(On a serious but funny side note....)

In order to answer Commissar Pupovich's inquiry, I realized that I'm pretty limited on my knowledge of current porn stars. So, I do what any man of questionable sanity would, I ask my wife for help! "Honey, I need to respond to this thread on The Cube and I can't think of any porn star names aside from Jenna Jamison". She added Tera Patrick! LOL You have to have a lot of confidence in your marriage to ask a question like that!

Thankfully, the internet's leading source of dubious disinformation came to the rescue. Wikipedia (not surprisingly) has about five pages of female porn star names! It just so happens that one of the names I chose had a somewhat similar episode to the girl in The Onion's spoof. Apparently, Ashley Blue appeared on a radio talk show and, when asked about Muslims, went absolute ballistic about how she hated them. This supposedly caused a considerable amount distress among fans and fellows in the "adult entertainment community". She later claimed that it was meant as a joke and expressed surprise that porn fans would be so easily offended. Why am I NOT surprised?

Oh yeah, and my usual caveat of "I read this at Wiki, so consider the source" applies here.

Ah Commissar, let Commissar Pupovich help. Here is an easy, classy way to create your own porn name.

Commissar Pupovich became Daddy Cucumber.

https://gangstaname.com/porn_name.php

Thanks for the reference. I tried "John Lennon" as did our liberal friend Michael in the Truth Generator, and got "Hank Fuzzynuts." I hope this will satisfy Michael's liberal taste as an accurate description of his idol.

And, just out of curiosity, a few more tries:

Harry Reid = Corporal Bendover
Nancy Pelosi = Nikki the Really Famous Porn Star
Barak Obama = Daddy Nutz
Hillary Clinton (female) = Sweatee Hornball
Hillary Clinton (male) = Corporal Hornball
Mr. Janet Reno = Javier Asstronut (Sassy Asstronut when he plays a female)
Bill Clinton = Hugh Pimplebutt
Dennis Kucinich = Buster Tickler

And, of course,

Chairman M.S. Punchenko = Harley Maxim
Toaster Helen = Tawny Strokum

How romantic!

Ah, but we left out one....

Red Square = Slick Tittles (male) and Kinky Tittles (female)

Ooooo, and I really loved my real name as Hank Banger! Just call me Mr. Banger...

Commissar Pupovich wrote: Slick Tittles (male) and Kinky Tittles (female)

Those sound like someone's pet rats.

I'm Ritzy Fuegobutt.

I can't believe you made me go over there, Mr. Banger!

LOL! Great name Ritzy!

Commissar Pupovich wrote:Ah Commissar, let Commissar Pupovich help. Here is an easy, classy way to create your own porn name.

Ah but isn't there an old Soviet saying about "The best lie is formed around a kernal of truth"?

At any rate, I tried it out and discovered me nom de porn is DELETED FOR STATE SECURITY REASONS. Hahaha, I thought that was pretty cool!

Ah, state security has released your name....

Commissar M is Uncle the Really Famous Porn Star!

What you say Uncle? LOL

In this video the pornstar named Angie Scott is Amber Lee Ettinger (obama girl)

Most interesting Comrade John. Do you have KGB files to back this up?

Amber Ettinger start her career (2003 -2004)in some porn movies.