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Racist Pizza

8/15/2015, 2:07 am
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Is this pizza RACIST? 'Pic-a-nika' topped with southern fried chicken and watermelon ignites storm of protest

A pizzeria in NYC is under fire for creating a racist pizza. The pizza contains southern fried chicken, sea salted watermelon, argula and goats cheese and is called pic-a-nika.

The rich elitists pointed out that the only pizza more racist would be a chicken and waffle pizza with a grape drank crust.
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8/15/2015, 4:33 am
I bet it sells like (Aunt Jemima's racist) hotcakes.
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8/15/2015, 6:25 am
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I'll bet it's round, like a basketball too.


Racists!
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8/15/2015, 9:44 am
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It was no doubt the arugula that tipped them off about the racism. After all, Dear Leader has on occasion spoken of his love for arugula.
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8/15/2015, 1:43 pm
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A Large Racist Pizza can do what a Black Man cannot

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...feed a family.
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8/16/2015, 3:04 am
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Soviet Mike... did you have some help with that last joke?!
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8/16/2015, 12:15 pm
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Comrade Putout wrote:.
Soviet Mike... did you have some help with that last joke?!

That's a Tuffy...
When it comes to racist pizza its not Michelle's first rodeo.

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8/16/2015, 1:10 pm
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I recommend Watermelon juice! Just plop in some chunks of seedless watermelon into your blender, add some mint and voila a tasty, refreshing drink. Of course you are free to add a generous pint of Stoli if you wish. It's all up to you! That's the beauty of rationed vodka. It can be used in so many ways! I sometimes use it as a window cleaner, myself.
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8/16/2015, 2:40 pm
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My saw doesn't have a racist bone in it's body, I clean it thoroughly after each Collective Mandated Limb Removal, THEN it's time for Pizza!
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8/16/2015, 10:55 pm
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Mike - are you still coming over tonight?

If so... please pick up a Crappy pizza!
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8/17/2015, 4:20 pm
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How's about “Mystic Pizza.” Here's a pizza where the ingredients are unknown, thereby exempt from government regulation! There was a movie about this way back in the 80's that showed just how horrible lack of regulation can go.

Here it is:

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8/17/2015, 5:36 pm
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Comrade Putout wrote:.
Mike - are you still coming over tonight?

If so... please pick up a Crappy pizza!
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ATTENTION: If you've recently eaten, or you value your sanity DO NOT attempt a "Google Image" search for this item! You have been warned!
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8/17/2015, 6:41 pm
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Wayne loves Crappy Pizza!
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